Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess How Old You Are

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess How Old You Are
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About This Quiz

You know how sometimes people talk about how their tastes have matured over the years? Maybe they've developed a more discerning palette and are able to discuss things like texture and umami and flavor profiles when they eat food?  That's what happens when you spend a long time enjoying dinners and snacks and breakfasts over the course of your life. You become some kind of food expert.

Knowing how your tastes can mature, would you believe that we can tell how mature you are? It's true. All you need to do is really dig into that Taco Bell menu. Tell us your thoughts on Mexican Pizza versus a Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla. Express your opinions on a Nacho Cheese Dorito Locos Taco or a big order of Cinnabon Delights and we'll tap into our incredible age-predicting taco algorithms to figure out just how old you are right at this very moment. Impossible you say? Utterly unbelievable? Totally not reasonable? Well, all you have to do is take the quiz and see. Fire up your taco-cravings, choose the tastiest options and we'll make our best guess at how old you are!

Some people might say that the sauce makes the taco. What sauce brings out the flavor if your meal?
Mild
Chipotle Sauce
Guacamole
Pico de Gallo

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If you could only eat one thing from Taco Bell ever again, what would it?
Crunchy Taco
Soft Taco
Crunchwrap Supreme
Mexican Pizza

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A taco isn't a taco without some veggies on it. Which veggie is indispensable on a taco?
Lettuce
Onion
Jalapeno
Tomato

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Taco Bell is known for its crazy menu innovations. Which one are you most likely to try?
Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

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You need the right protein for a delicious taco. What would you choose?
Chicken
Refried Beans
Steak
Seasoned Beef

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There are a lot of extras available to take your taco to the next level. What are you adding to yours?
Red Strips
Potatoes
Seasoned Rice
Black Beans

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You can't have a proper meal without dessert. What's your sweet tooth craving?
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Caramel Apple Empanada
Cinnabon Delights
Cinnamon Twists

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Sometimes you're just not in the mood to hold a taco and you need a bowl. What bowl full of goodness do you want?
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Mini Skillet Bowl
Power Menu Bowl
Pintos N Cheese

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You need the right kind of shell to make the meal. What's the best way to wrap up your taco?
Chalupa
Gordita
Crunchy Tortilla
Soft Tortilla

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You need the heat sometimes, right? What's the right kind of hot sauce for you?
Diablo
Fire
Medium
Mild

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Not everything on the Taco Bell menu comes folded up. What special item sounds tastiest?
Crunchwrap Supreme
Fiesta Taco Salad
Spicy Tostada
Mexican Pizza

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If a taco isn't big enough to hit the spot, what serious menu item are you ordering?
Crunchwrap Supreme
Chalupa Supreme
XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito
7-Layer Burrito

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You can have a plain burrito anytime, or you can add a bit of style to it. Which style of burrito sounds best?
Grilled
Meatless
Supreme
Fresco

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Some of Taco Bell's menu just seems destined to be messy. Which messy sounding item would you still try out?
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Naked Egg Taco
Double Chalupa
7-Layer Burrito

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Taco Bell has had some epic junk food partnerships in the past. Which one would you indulge in?
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Cheetos Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

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All these tacos have to be making you thirsty. What are you having to drink?
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze
Iced Tea
Water
Any Fountain Drink

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Taco Bell likes to double down on ingredients sometimes. Which double-wrapped menu items sounds best?
Quesarito
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Double Decker Taco

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A burrito would definitely hit the spot. Which burrito is the best of the best?
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Black Bean Burrito
7-Layer Burrito
Burrito Supreme

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Quesadillas are pretty delicious, but you need to make it the right way. What's your filling of choice?
Steak
Kit Kat
Chicken
Cheese

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You know what's good on the side of tacos? Nachos! What do you dip your nachos in?
Guacamole
Nacho Cheese
Salsa
Pico de Gallo

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If you're going vegetarian, what is the best option on the Taco Bell vegetarian menu?
Power Menu Bowl
7-Layer Burrito
Bean Burrito
Cheese Quesadilla

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Taco Bell isn't offering the full spread of taco goodness. What type of tacos should they be selling?
Fish
Al Pastor
Barbacoa
Chorizo

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Not every taco shell is bland looking. Which colorful taco shell caught your eye?
Black Jack Taco
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

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You could eat Taco Bell anytime but what's the best time of day for a taco fix?
All day
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

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Suppose Taco Bell is closed for renovations and now you have to go somewhere else. What restaurant are you hitting up?
McDonald's
Burger King
Wendy's
KFC

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Do you like breakfast? What's the ultimate Taco Bell breakfast item?
Naked Egg Taco
Mini Skillet Bowl
Breakfast Quesadilla
Breakfast soft taco

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Not that it's a competition or anything, but how many soft tacos can you eat in one sitting?
Is someone else buying?
5 or 6
3 or 4
1 or 2 is fine

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If you only have a few bucks in change, Taco Bell still has you covered. What's your choice off their dollar menu?
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Triple Layer Nachos
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito

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Sometimes you just crave cheese. Which cheesy item is the best?
Cheesy Roll Up
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Cheesy Potato Griller
Cheese Quesadilla

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If you have a big crowd over, you need a party pack. Which pack parties the most?
Rolled Chicken Tacos Party Pack
Grande Meal
Supreme Taco Party Pack
Taco 12 Pack

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