Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess When You First Got High

By: Ian Fortey

Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess When You First Got High
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About This Quiz

In a very unofficial way, Taco Bell and weed go together like weed and Doritos. Or Taco Bell and beers.  Or weed and Cheetos.  You get the idea.  As marijuana legalization becomes more commonplace, we can safely assume that the friendship between these two things is getting stronger by the day.  With the potential for so many people to have a puff and then a chalupa, you have to think that there's a real connection you can make between the two things if you start looking into it.  And if you don't think that, you should start because we're totally telling you there's a connection.

Fact is, some foods just really lend themselves to satisfying a case of the munchies, and Taco Bell is way up on that list. It's like a spiritual brotherhood between getting high and getting tacos.  It goes so deep that we're willing to bet that if you tell us some of your Taco Bell favorites and build the ultimate Taco Bell order, we'll be able to tell you when you first got high.  Can you believe that?  You should, because we're on the up and up.  So dive into a Taco Bell order and let's reminisce about weed gone by!


The word chalupa is a lot of fun to say, isn't it? It is! Order the most fun chalupa on the menu.
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Spicy Double Chalupa
Steak Chalupa
Chalupa Supreme

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Sometimes you get the munchies super bad. If you were going to go on a soft taco eating bender, how many could you eat?
I bet I could handle 10.
Is 8 too many?
5 or 6 easy
Probably 3 or 4

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Doritos are the perfect food for when you've gotten yourself nice and mellow, but you can mix them with tacos too! Pick the best Doritos taco!
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
I don't actually like Doritos. Sorry!

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Are you a Gordita fan? Of course you are, because a Gordita is delicious. Which one is the best?
Double Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Nacho Cheese Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Beef Gordita Supreme

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Few foods are as perfect for dealing with the munchies as nachos! Pick the best nacho dish on the menu.
Triple Melt Nachos
Nacho Bell Grande
Triple Layer Nachos
Nachos and cheese

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If you could only order one thing while you're at Taco Bell, what would it be?
Mexican Pizza
Crunchwrap Supreme
Crunchy Tacos
Soft Tacos

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How do you fill your tacos anyway?
Seasoned beef
Beans
Steak
Chicken

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When you're going for soft tacos, you're going to need to add some veggies, right? Pick the best one!
Jalapenos
Lettuce
Tomato
Onion

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When you get that craving for beefy goodness, how do you slay it?
Double Decker Taco Supreme
Beefy Fritos Burrto
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Beef Soft Taco

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Cheese is just so good. Like, so good. Pick the best cheese-filled item on the menu.
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Chili Cheese Burrito
Quesarito
Cheesy Potato Griller

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A quesadilla is one of the most perfect foods ever. Choose the most perfect one.
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Steak Quesadilla
Cheese Quesadilla

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Let's talk nachos for a second. If you were going to dip yours, what would you dip them in?
Nacho Cheese
Guacamole
Pico de Gallo
Salsa

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Beans are great when you want something meaty in a taco that isn't meat. Pick the beany best item!
7-Layer Burrito
XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito
Black Bean Burrito
Bean Burrito

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Taco Bell has a history of making some wild and wacky stuff. Which one do you want to try?
Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks
Naked Chicken Chips
Jalapeno Popper Quesarito
Spicy Cheesy Core Burrito

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Chicken is super delicious, so you should order your favorite chicken item.
Naked Chicken Chips
Rolled Chicken Tacos
Chicken Chalupa Supreme
Chicken Soft Taco

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If you spent all your cash on pot, you can raid the couch cushions for change and buy something from the Dollar Cravings menu. Pick something!
Shredded Chicken min Quesadilla
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Cinnamon Twists
Triple Layer Nachos

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Rice is delicious and filling. What rice-filled item will make your day?
Shredded Chicken Burrito
7-Layer Burrito
Black Beans and Rice
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito

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You're going to want to add cheese to your taco, right? What form will your cheese take?
Lava Sauce
Nacho Cheese Sauce
Three-Cheese Blend
Shredded Cheese

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Have you ever had Taco Bell breakfast? It's kind of a sublime experience. Order the best item!
Breakfast Crunchwrap
Mini Skillet Bowl
Breakfast Quesadilla
Breakfast Soft Taco

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Is a taco worth eating without the right sauce? You better pick the best kind of sauce.
Nacho Cheese Sauce
Avocado Ranch Sauce
Creamy Jalapeno Sauce
Sour Cream

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If you like it spicy, then Taco Bell has your back. What is the best spicy item on the menu?
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Spicy Tostada

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You know you want some Taco Bell dessert when your sweet tooth starts acting up. What will you order?
Caramel Apple Empanada
Strawberry Skittles Freeze
Cinnabon Delights
Cinnamon Twists

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Potatoes are like the meat of the vegetable world. What potato-infused menu item is the one for you?
Grilled Fiesta Potato Breakfast Burrito
Loaded Potato Griller
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Hash Browns

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If you ever do any world traveling, you can eat at some international Taco Bell locations. What would you order abroad?
Kimchi Quesadilla
Shrimp and Avocado Burrito
Gordita With Fries And Tzatziki Sauce
Chocomarsh (chocolate and marshmallow Crunchwrap)

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Mountain Dew is clearly the best beverage to go with smoking up or Taco Bell. Which Dew will do for you?
Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Mountain Dew Sangria Blast
Mountain dew Kickstart Orange Citrus
Regular Mountain Dew

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If you're eating a full meal, then you need a side dish, right? What's your side?
Nachos
Pintos N Cheese
Black Beans and Rice
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

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A Party Pack is meant for a large group of people but let's be honest, you could probably just eat it yourself. Pick one!
Supreme Taco Party Pack
Rolled Chicken Taco Party Pack
Variety Taco 12 Pack
Grande Meal

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Weed is vegan and you can go vegetarian at Taco Bell, too. Pick the best veggie option.
Veggie Power Menu Burrito
7-Layer Burrito
Black Bean Burrito
Spicy Tostada

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If you're not down for a taco or a burrito, you're going to have to order a Taco Bell specialty. What sounds best?
Mexican Pizza
Crunchwrap Supreme
MexiMelt
Fiesta Taco Salad

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Junk food is good and Taco Bell is good so when you put junk food in Taco Bell it's great, right? Yes. Pick the greatest!
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cheetos Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito

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