Build the Perfect Pizza and We'll Guess Your Age!

By: Kennita Leon

Build the Perfect Pizza and We'll Guess Your Age!
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About This Quiz

The pizza was invented, as you may know, not by some higher power (although it may taste that may at times), but by the Italians. This delicacy has been in existence since the 10th century and has since traveled across oceans and has made its home in just about every country in the world. The dish is typically made with some yeasted dough and is topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and an unlimited number of ingredients. Today, we want you to build a virtual pizza. In return for your hard and delicious work, we're going to tell you how old you are. 

Will you make us a simple pizza that'll lead us to believe that you have a young and unrefined palate? Will you make a very sophisticated pizza that'll clue us into the fact that you may be a bit older? Or will you make a pizza that is so health conscious and easy to digest that we'll think you're on the cusp of being labeled a member of the geriatric club? 

There is a saying that you are what you eat and this is definitely what we're going to use to determine how old you are.  So come on and make us a pizza so we can guess how long you've lived on this earth. 

On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how much do you love pizza?
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.

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How long can you go before you need to eat a slice?
A day
About a week
A month, tops.
I actually don't need to eat it at all

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How many slices can you eat in one go?
I can eat the entire pizza.
I can eat four slices of pizza.
I can eat two or three slices of pizza.
It depends on the size of the slices.

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Which country in the world do you think makes the best pizza?
The USA.
Australia.
Italy.
Brazil.

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Which of these restaurants makes the best pizza?
Pizza Hut.
Domino's Pizza.
Sbarro.
Papa John's.

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More often than not, how does a pizza look seconds before you devour it?
It looks mouthwatering.
It looks appetizing.
It looks tasty.
It looks delectable.

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How do you usually feel after eating some damn good pizza?
I feel satisfied.
I feel okay.
I feel guilty
I feel sad because it's over.

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Let's start building this pizza! What is your crust made out of?
There are different types?
It's made out of regular flour.
It's a gluten-free pizza.
It's made out of soft wheat flour.

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How thick do you like your crust?
I like thick crusts.
I like deep dish pizza.
I like very thin pizza crust.
I want my pizza to be like flatbread.

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What size pizza are we making?
It'll be an extra large pizza.
It'll be a large pizza.
It'll be a medium-sized pizza.
It'll be a personal pizza.

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What kind of sauce is going on this pizza?
Tomato sauce.
Pesto sauce.
There isn't going to be any sauce.
Bechamel sauce.

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How thick are you going to lay the sauce on?
It'll be like a waterfall.
It'll be the normal amount
Are you blind? I said no sauce!
It'll be barely there.

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What's the next step?
I'm taking a snack break.
I don't know.
I'm shredding the cheese for the pizza.
I'm making sure my DVR is recording.

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What kind of cheese is your favorite?
Cheddar.
Colby.
Mozzarella.
Provolone.

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Is your pizza going to have lots and lots of the cheese you chose?
It will have so much cheese, it might make a mess.
It'll be pretty cheesy.
It won't have much cheese.
The average amount, I suppose.

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What meat are you putting on the pizza?
Pepperoni.
Sausage.
I don't want any meat.
Ham.

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Which of these sea foods would you want have on your pizza?
Tuna.
Lobster.
Scallops.
Crabmeat.

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Are you adding any fruit?
Yes, pepperoni.
Yes, tomatoes.
Yes, strawberries.
Yes, pineapple.

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What veggies are you putting on your pizza?
Mushrooms.
Zucchini.
Broccoli.
Spinach.

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Are you adding any heat to the pizza?
Some chili flakes will bring the heat.
Jalapenos are my thing.
I'll add some spicy beef.
Pepperoni would be the perfect addition.

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How long are you going to cook it in the oven?
About 15 minutes.
About 20 minutes.
About 25 minutes.
About 30 minutes.

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Which of these sides will go best with your meal?
French fries.
Macaroni and cheese.
Salad.
Bruschetta.

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Some people like dipping sauces with their pizza. Which one would you want?
Marinara sauce.
Garlic butter.
Ranch dressing.
Barbecue sauce.

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Which of these ingredients would totally destroy your delicious work of art?
Avocado.
Anchovies.
Dill.
Cauliflower.

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What are you drinking with the pizza?
Soda.
A cocktail.
Water.
Beer.

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Now that your pizza is all done, how do you think it'd taste?
It wouldn't taste the best.
It'll taste cheesy.
It'll taste delicious.
It'll taste amazing.

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Have you ever made a pizza on your own?
When I was a kid.
Once or twice.
I used to.
All the time.

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Which unconventional style of pizza do you like?
Sicilian thick crust.
Grandma style.
I don't like anything unconventional.
Pizza al taglio.

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Which weird pizza topping would you try?
Nacho
Egg.
Banana.
Shrimp.

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If you had to replace pizza with another cheesy Italian food, which of these would it be?
Chicken Alfredo.
Lasagna.
Caprese salad.
Tiramisu.

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