Build Your Perfect Truck - And We'll Tell You Which Dog to Adopt!

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build Your Perfect Truck - And We'll Tell You Which Dog to Adopt!
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About This Quiz

Dogs are the absolute coolest, and so are trucks. The only thing that might even come close to the love that a man has for his dog is the love that a man has for his pickup truck. If you're in the market for a new or used truck, or even if you already have one, we really hope you have a dog riding shotgun next to you in it. Trucks and dogs go together like peanut butter and jelly, and if you don't have a dog, maybe you should start thinking about adopting one.

It's great if you want to get your dog from a breeder, no one is trying to guilt you into adopting, but there are all sorts of really awesome dogs out there that need a good home. Maybe if you figured out what kind of truck you're going to get you might have a better idea of what kind of lucky dog you might want to bring home with you. 

After all, a truck that is perfect for a corgi might not be quite as good for a Great Dane. Take this quiz and tell us all about your ideal truck, and we will let you know what four-legged friend that you might want to adopt. 

What size truck do you want?
Huge
Midsize
Smaller end for me!
I'm flexible if the other features are right.

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Do you plan to take the truck offroad?
All the time
I doubt it
Once a year on my fishing weekend
Sometimes

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How important is safety to you?
Most important
Quite important
Not important
Very important

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Who will ride in the truck with you (besides your dog)?
My boo
My kids
My friends
My colleagues

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How about a warranty?
Sure, I like to know what I'm buying.
I need a very long one.
I like certification but don't need a warranty.
I don't need that.

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What do you listen to in your truck?
Pop music
Opera
Golden oldies
Country

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Do you use your truck for hunting?
All the time.
I don't hunt.
No, but I fish.
Sometimes.

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How about power?
I want plenty.
I need it sometimes.
I don't like power, it's scary.
I want some.

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Do you like a set of massive wheels?
I like 'em big, don't need 'em huge though.
No, that's vulgar.
No, that's unnecessary.
Rowrrrrr! Yeah!

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If traveling with a dog, how does it travel?
In the back. It's safest.
On the passenger seat.
Under the passenger seat.
On the back seat.

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How about a toolkit included?
Of course! One of those giant ones that's built into the vehicle.
No, I can't use the tools so why bother.
No thanks.
I keep one in the trunk.

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Do you want a brand name everyone knows?
Yes please - it feels nice and predictable.
I want a fancy brand most people don't know.
I do but it's not the most important.
I don't care about brands.

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What sort of neighborhood might you go into?
Farmland
Suburbs, to live there
Urban area
Suburbs, to tend the gardens

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Do you believe a truck is for life, not just for Christmas?
Of course. Your truck would die for you.
Naturally, but sometimes you have to put your truck to sleep.
A good truck will serve you forever.
Yes, but sometimes a truck dies and you have to get another truck.

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If you had a friend who was allowed to drive your truck, what would they be like?
Handsome and lovable
Dapper and witty
Funny and hot-tempered
Rough and loud

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What's your feeling on torque?
Lots for me!
I like a little.
Don't care.
Quite a lot please.

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Do you know how to mend your vehicle yourself?
I can change oil and tires, check pressure, all the basics.
I pay someone to do that.
I can fix the satnav when it needs rebooting.
I can change a tire.

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Where are you based?
Rolling farmland
Suburbs
Town
Mountains and woods

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What accessory does your truck have?
Tennis ball thrower
Tuned up engine that makes it run better without changing how it looks
Flames coming out of the wheel rims
Truck nuts!

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Why might you take your truck out overnight?
Traveling
It broke down out there.
Star-gazing
Camping

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Do you care about speed?
I like to speed!
I like to go fast in short bursts.
I like driving more sedately.
I like to go fast but not break the limit.

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How often will the truck go through water?
Daily
Never
Annually
Weekly

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Would you buy secondhand?
Sure, whatever suits my budget. I'm practical.
I'd prefer not.
No thanks.
I'd prefer it.

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What do you use your truck for?
Going around my farm checking things are as they should be
Commuting
Just as a runaround
Work

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Do you have tire chains?
Of course, and I know how to use them.
No, but I know I should.
What are tire chains?
Yes, but I've never used them.

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Do you mind if your truck looks good?
I like good design but I'm not gonna clean it much.
Yes, it should be shiny.
I don't mind about the design, but I will clean it.
No, it can be beat up, as long as it runs.

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How many miles do you expect to drive annually?
All the miles!
About 12,000
About 6,000
Over 20,000

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How do you love your truck?
My truck is my best buddy!
My truck is the prettiest truck that ever there was!
My truck is the most tenacious little guy!
My truck is ugly but she loves me and I love her.

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Do you expect the dealership to be honest?
It is the most important thing to me that they are, but I'm not naive.
No, they will lie if they can.
I think they will be.
I expect no one to be honest.

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Does your car need a good satnav?
Nah, my sense of direction is amazing.
I like to ask for directions.
Yes please.
I like to use a map.

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