Build Your Vacation Location Dream Team and We'll Guess How Old You Are

By: Ian Fortey

Build Your Vacation Location Dream Team and We'll Guess How Old You Are
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About This Quiz

When it comes to big dreams that everyone has, the kinds of things we'd do if we won a million dollars, taking a dream vacation is near the top of everyone's list. A big house would be great for sure, and a nice car would, of course, be wonderful. But a vacation is so much more. A house is where you always are, a car is what drives you around your everyday life. But a vacation is literally a break from all of that. It's a change from the everyday, it's something new and different. It's the one thing we can do that takes us away from "us" and into someplace new. That's pretty awesome. But what kind of vacation is the right vacation? That can change a lot depending on the type of person you are and also how old you are.

If you bust out the details on the kind of vacations you'd love to take right now, it'll pretty much give away everything we need to know about who you are and how old you are. It's not as accurate as counting the rings inside a tree trunk or anything but it'll be pretty close. So grab your luggage and some sunscreen and head off with us on this quiz!

Sometimes the people make a vacation more than a destination. Who are you going on vacation with?
My family
My friends
My significant other
My kids

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How long are you planning on getting away for?
A long weekend
4 or 5 days
A week
Do I have to come back?

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How are you feeling about going on a cruise?
Stuck on a boat? No thanks.
Did you hear about that cruise when the toilets didn't work? Yeah, no.
I could maaaybe do that if it was a super fun one.
That sounds awesome.

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Do your accommodations matter that much? Like do you care more about the destination or the place you'll be sleeping when you get there?
Well, I want an OK hotel at least.
I don't plan to spend much time in my room so who cares, really?
A good hotel room is key.
I want some luxury, thank you.

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Speaking of accommodations, are you down for an Airbnb?
I don't really know.
Sure!
Only if there was literally no other option
Oh, hell no

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Would you ever hit up someplace cold and snowy for a vacation?
Why would anyone do that?
I don't think so.
Maaaaybe, if it was part of something really cool.
I'd do an Alaskan cruise or take a trip to that ice hotel.

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How much do you like tents and roasting marshmallows? Where would you like to go camping for a week?
That sounds boring.
Hot Springs National Park
Yosemite
Yellowstone

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Sometimes you get the urge to have a baguette and some nice wine. Where would you most like to go in France?
Paris
Nice
Marseille
The Riviera

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Britain has more history than you can shake a stick at. Where would you like to visit?
London
Loch Ness
Stonehenge
Edinburgh

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Sometimes the thing you crave most is a nice, tropical vacation. Which Hawaiian island would you like to visit most?
The Big Island
Maui
Kauai
O'ahu

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Cruises aren't just tropical! What European cruise sounds best?
Barcelona, Spain
Amsterdam
Dubrovnik, where they filmed "Game of Thrones"
Villefranche, France

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If your big motivation for travel is eating the best foods in the world, then you'll want to go to one of these places. But which one?
Los Angeles, California
New Orleans, Louisiana
Osaka, Japan
Bordeaux, France

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Amusement parks have everything you need in one place plus 1,000 things you don't. Where would you most want to go?
Disney World
Six Flags
Cedar Point
Knott's Berry Farm

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Not every vacation needs to be selfies and souvenirs. Where would you go to absorb some history?
New York City
London, England
Beijing, China
The pyramids in Egypt

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Some people just want to hit up the casinos on vacation. Pick your city!
I'm not really into gambling
Las Vegas
Monte Carlo
Macau, China

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If you hate being cold you should pick one of these extra hot vacation destinations.
Fiji
The Maldives
The Australian Outback
Curacao

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If you hate the heat you might want to hit up someplace chilly for your vacation. Pick one!
Montreal, Quebec
Anchorage, Alaska
Oslo, Norway
Sochi, Russia

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If you're a wildlife lover, then maybe an African safari is what you need. Where would you go?
Zambezi Valley in Zambia
Kruger National Park in South Africa
Masai Mara in Kenya
Bwindi Impenetrable Forest Reserve in Uganda

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Australia has koalas! Let's go there!
Sydney
Melbourne
Uluru
Tasmania

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If you're interested in Asian culture, why not experience it firsthand? Pick a place to go!
Japan
Thailand
China
Indonesia

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For a lot of people, the Caribbean is the best of the best for vacation destinations. Where do you want to go the most?
Barbados
Cuba
Aruba
St. Lucia

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Can't choose between North America and South America? Pick a place in Central America!
Panama
Costa Rica
Honduras
El Salvador

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Brazil is one of the most beautiful places on Earth. Which one of these spots would you visit first?
Rio
Sao Paulo
The rain forest
Foz do Iguacu

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Have you ever been to Canada? It's delightful! Pick somewhere to try some poutine.
Toronto
Vancouver
Halifax
Montreal

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Obviously, it helps to go to a country where everyone speaks your language, but change can be good. What non-English-speaking European country would be the most fun?
France
Spain
Germany
Italy

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It's a fact that monkeys are awesome. Where would you go to hang out with some?
Costa Rica
Thailand
India
Borneo

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Sometimes you need to pamper yourself with an all-inclusive resort. Which one of these are you hitting up?
Meh, I don't need an all-inclusive resort
Fowl Cay Resort in the Bahamas
The Village Coconut Island in Phuket, Thailand
Constance Moofushi in the Maldives

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A lot of people associate vacations with beaches. Which beach do you want to set up your umbrella on?
Anywhere in California
Hawaii
Parrot Bay, Turks and Caicos
Maundays Bay, Anguilla

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All things being equal, would you rather stay in North America or go as far away as you can?
I'd like to stay nearby.
I'd love to see as much of the world as I can.
Why not both?
Doesn't matter to me as long as it's relaxing.

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Have you ever been on a staycation?
Huh?
Too many times
Once or twice
My life is a staycation.

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