1. American Lung Safety
   Advanced Life Support
2. Always Live Safe
   Advanced Life Summary

While the paramedic has numerous different functions on the job, first and foremost is keeping the patient alive until they can get them to a hospital. One of the methods they use to do this is A.L.S.

1. Bee stings
   Insect bites
2. Food allergies
   All of the above

Anaphylactic shock can be sudden, potentially severe and life-threatening. Symptoms include generalized itching and hives, swelling, wheezing and difficulty breathing, fainting, and/or other allergy symptoms.

1. Exercise
   Study
2. Use equipment.
   Assess how serious an injury is.

The definition of triage is the assignment of degrees of urgency to wounds or illnesses to decide the order of treatment of a large number of patients or casualties. This is an important part of a paramedic's job.

1. Brain
   Heart
2. Lungs
   Spine

Paramedics need to know all sorts of medical conditions. Atrial tachycardia, which is also known as AT, is a type of abnormal heart rhythm, or arrhythmia which causes the heart to beat quickly.

1. One who looked up their symptoms on the Internet and thinks they're dying
   One who looked up their symptoms on the Internet and feels fine
2. One who was hit in the head with a computer
   One who slipped and fell while carrying a computer

The act of "googlechondria" is probably more common than you think. People have symptoms all the time and once they google them think that they're actually worse than they really are.

1. When you keep someone in the emergency room for a long time
   When someone is waiting for service
2. It is the name for when the ambulance pulls into the hospital.
   It is when a patient is treated quickly and discharged.

Just like other jobs that deal with emergencies, there is a lot of dark humor that comes with being a paramedic. A "treat and street" is when a patient is treated quickly then discharged.

1. On the street
   In police headquarters
2. In the E.R.
   In a house

A Code Blue isn't all that common for a paramedic, because it exists in the actual hospital itself. Still, this can occur in certain situations. A paramedic has to be prepared for anything.

1. Heart attacks
   Choking
2. Opioid overdoses
   Broken bones.

Narcan is a bit controversial, but there is no doubt that it saves lives. As opioid use is an epidemic at this point, there is no doubt that all paramedics have used it more than once.

1. It doesn't matter.
   Not very important
2. Pretty important
   Extremely important

Just like police officers and firemen, paramedics have to go everywhere, from the nicest of neighborhoods to the worst neighborhoods. A good paramedic treats everyone exactly the same.

1. Someone falling down the stairs
   Someone being in a car accident
2. Slip and fall in the tub
   Work accidents

Cars are all over the roads more than ever these days, and with them come all sorts of accidents. One of the most common injuries suffered in a severe car accident is a collapsed lung.

1. Pretty much
   Yes, exactly the same.
2. No, but they have the same degree.
   No, they're two totally different things.

Paramedics and nurses have many things in common with the jobs that they do, but there are many differences as well. These two very important jobs are two distinctly separate careers.

1. Trachea
   Intestines
2. Embiid
   Esophagus

When you're a paramedic, you have to be prepared for just about anything and be comfortable with every part of the body, including the esophagus. It lets food and liquids reach the stomach.

1. No, that doesn't matter.
   It can be, but not usually.
2. Yes, that is very important.
   No, everyone needs to be treated the same.

While in the past there wasn't a whole lot of specialized treatment when dealing with people with mental illness, this is different today. Paramedics as well as police officers receive special training for dealing with the mentally ill.

1. Passed Out Prior to Our Arrival
   Person Out Prior to being On Ambulance
2. Passed Over Priority On Arrival
   Paramedic Over Priority On Ambulance

There are all sorts of acronyms in any sort of medical field, and if you're a paramedic that holds true just as much as the rest of them. The term "POPTA" means "Passed Out Prior to Our Arrival."

1. No
   Sure, they can go as fast as they want.
2. Yes, within reason
   Only sometimes

As an emergency vehicle, ambulances are not subject to regular rules of the road, but they still have to drive safely. While they can speed they shouldn't go more than 15 miles an hour over the speed limit as a rule of thumb.

1. Femur
   Patella
2. Fibula
   Tabula

While paramedics aren't doctors, they need to know all sorts of different medical terminology to communicate with other medical professionals. A human thigh bone is known as the femur.

1. The patient is dying.
   The patient is angry.
2. The patient is imagining their problem.
   The patient has run away.

When you think of someone being dramatic, or if you're watching a play that is a drama, it's similar to what we're talking about here. Of course the paramedics don't actually say this to the patient.

1. The ear
   Genitals
2. Brain
   Back

While it is hard to imagine there being a whole lot of issues that a paramedic has to deal with that have to do with an ear, they have to be prepared for anything. A tragus is part of the ear.

1. Mall paramedic
   Cruise ship paramedic
2. Office paramedic
   Baseball team paramedic

While there are numerous different jobs that are available to paramedics, the one of the above that is most common is to work on a cruise ship. Now that doesn't sound like a bad gig.

1. Manage patient airways.
   Stabilize patient.
2. Assess what care the patient needs.
   All of the above.

When arriving on scene, a good paramedic makes sure the patient can breathe, then they stabilize them, then assess their medical needs. All of these things are extremely important to do.

1. A paramedic who thinks he knows everything
   A really smart paramedic
2. A rookie paramedic
   A veteran paramedic

Just like in another other job, there are terms that are specific to it and slang that is used. In paramedic slang, a "ParaGod" is a paramedic who thinks he or she is the best paramedic ever.

1. 1-2 months
   3-12 months
2. 6-months to 2 years
   2-4 years

While becoming a paramedic doesn't require an enormous amount of education, it still takes some time. Depending on certain factors, it takes a student 6 months to two years to become certified.

1. 1-2 breaths per minute
   12-20 breaths per minute
2. 20-30 breaths per minute
   30-40 breaths per minute

One of the first things that a paramedic has to do when they arrive on the scene is make sure the patient is breathing correctly. 12-20 breaths per minute is considered the normal range.

1. Yes, that would mean you're almost ready for release.
   It is neither bad nor good.
2. It's pretty bad.
   No. The ECU is the morgue.

ECU is not a good place, also known as the "Eternal Care Unit". In other words, the person has passed away. This is slang used not only with paramedics but with doctors and nurses as well.

1. Cardiac arrest
   Car accident
2. Slip and fall
   Psychotic break

As you might imagine, paramedics use all sorts of codes so they know what type of call they're going to be dealing with. A code 99 is always a call that has something to do with cardiac arrest.

1. No way
   Yes, but it is not recommended.
2. Yes, it is combined with real-world training.
   Only in Canada

There are very few degrees that you can't study for online somewhere, and if you want to be a paramedic that is no different. Classes are usually combined with online training.

1. $20,000
   $40,000
2. $50,000
   $100,000

While you aren't going to become totally rich being a paramedic, you can make a decent living. 50 grand is about as much as you're going to make though, which isn't a lot for this type of work.

1. Be polite.
   Maintain an open airway.
2. Keep the patient comfortable.
   Get verbal consent.

While there are all sorts of things that are really important for a paramedic to do, when they arrive on the scene they always do one thing first: Make sure the patient is breathing comfortably.

1. Not that often
   Pretty much never
2. Often
   All the time

Paramedics do a lot of things daily in their jobs, but knowing how to perform CPR well has to be one of the most common. These people are experts at giving CPR quickly and the right way.

1. Aorta
   Pulmonary artery
2. Trachea
   Lower back

The aorta is the largest artery in the entire body, and its function is incredibly important. So it stands to reason that this is a term that all paramedics need to be comfortable with.

1. 1
   2
2. 3
   4

If you fail a couple times on your paramedic certification it is no big deal, but it does become one if you fail your third. It's an important job so it makes sense that they're rather picky.

1. Yes, it is encouraged.
   Yes, but they have to put the siren on.
2. Yes, if it really is an emergency.
   No

Paramedics are not allowed to drive the wrong way down a one-way street. When you think about it, what's the point of arriving to help someone if you cause more injuries on the way?

1. On their abdomen
   On their back.
2. On their side
   They are sitting

You not only need to know medical terminology as a paramedic, you need to have a good vocabulary as well. "Prone" means when someone is lying on their abdomen, and not on their back.

1. 1
   5
2. 15
   30

If you flunk your certification test you can't just turn around and take it again right away. You have to wait at least a full 15 days before you try again. So make sure you study up.

1. At the hospital
   In jail
2. At work
   At home

This is another term that is a bit insensitive but is still popular paramedic slang. When they hear that someone has cellulitis, that means that the person they're dealing with is incarcerated.