Quiz: Can We Tell Whether or Not You Have Kids?
Can We Tell Whether or Not You Have Kids?
By: Zoe Samuel
Image: sturti / E+ / Getty Images

About This Quiz

Children are a blessing, of course - everyone knows this. Of course, they can also feel like a pack of little curses running around and destroying everything you have while vacuuming up all your free time and money, while never vacuuming up the crumbs they leave in every nook and cranny of your home! 

They'll drive you up the wall and make you want to scream with frustration one minute, and the next they say something so incredibly insightful, cute, or charming that you melt into a big ball of love and just want to cuddle and praise them forever. You can feel this way about a child whether you have just the one, you have a whole house-full, or whether the only kids you interact with regularly are those of a friend, neighbor, or relative, and you can hand them back whenever you are tired of them.

Then there are those for whom having kids simply isn't how they want to live their lives, and that's OK too. People can find legacies in all sorts of ways, such as in their work, charitable giving, political activism or in mentoring without parenting, Those people usually have tidier houses, and they sleep better. Let's see if we can figure which category you fall into!

1 of 30
When was the last time you slept through the night?

2 of 30
You have to spend $20 on yourself. What do you get?

3 of 30
When was the last time you had a nice long bath?

8 of 30
Do you have a steady paycheck?

9 of 30
Do you like being around a lot of people?

11 of 30

12 of 30
Do you feel outnumbered?

15 of 30
How often do you actually feel like cooking a proper dinner?

16 of 30
Can you juggle more than three items at once?

18 of 30
How important is your local support network of friends and family?

19 of 30
Have you bitten the bullet and moved to the 'burbs?

20 of 30
What percentage of your wardrobe is handwash or dry clean only?

21 of 30
What percentage of your house is tidy at any given moment?

22 of 30
What's your biggest expense?

25 of 30
When was the last time you got through a phone call without having to talk to someone in the room with you?

29 of 30

Receive a hint after watching this short video from our sponsors.