You might want to warm up your printer. After we get to know you better than your best friend, we are going to write a poem specifically for you. You will be so happy with our accuracy and our eloquence that you will want to blow it up, frame it and point it out to everyone who enters your home.
As we head long into the night of this quiz, we will need to ask you a series of questions. Each answer you provide for us will inspire us to let our artsy side out. Once you've told us about the things you love, the things you despise, and the things you aspire to see or do in the future, it will be easy to write a poem about you.
At no point in time will we use the whole roses are red silliness. Instead, we are going to craft a custom work of literary art that describes your soul better than Da Vinci's drawings defined the human body. Remember to be honest with the answers you choose. We wouldn't want to get you confused with anyone else.
Take a deep breath and channel your innermost thoughts. Then, your poem awaits!