Can We Actually Guess How Many Tattoos You Have?

Teresa McGlothlin

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

During this quiz, let your tattoos do the talking! We are confident that we can guess how many of them you have by the way you answer our questions about your personality. Whether you have a full sleeve or a tiny ankle tattoo, the information you give us will give away the number of times you've been under the needle.

Not everyone can pull off a full chest piece, and not everyone could pull off a Winnie-the-Pooh tattoo. Throughout this quiz, we will do our best to figure out the number of tattoos you have simply by getting to know you. When some folks get the tattoo bug, they simply cannot stop. Others are more than happy with one simple representative artwork on their body. We think the answer lies in the way you think and they way you live your life!

A lot of factors go into the number of tattoos someone has. From work restrictions to the kind of life you lead, some folks are freer to be more inked up that others. Tell us all about yourself, and we're sure we'll be able to accurately guess the number of tattoos you have! Are you ready to give us a shot?

What are you most afraid of?

Snakes.

Falling.
Spiders.

Flying.

Which animal could be your spirit animal?

Elephant.

Dolphin.
Wolf.

Sloth.

Do you procrastinate a lot?

It depends on the task.

I never procrastinate.
I have been accused of it.

I am a huge procrastinator.

Are you more creative or more logical?

I can go either way.

I'm more creative.
I'm more practical.

I'm far more logical.

Which of these tattoo classics would suit your personality best?

Mom.

Lion.
Eagle.

Heart.

Are you afraid of needles?

I'm not afraid of tattoo needles.

I have no fear of needles.
I can't say I love them.

I'm a little afraid of them.

Which of the Seven Dwarves are you most like?

Doc.

Dopey.
Sleepy.

Sneezy.

Would you design your own tattoo?

I have been thinking about it.

I have designed my own.
That's a great idea.

I will leave it to the professionals.

Do you have any piercings?

I have a couple.

I have more than 5.
My ears are pierced.

I don't have any piercings.

What do you like to do at parties?

I like to mingle.

I like to DJ.
I like to drink.

I like to dance.

Which of your traits is strongest?

Intelligence.

Sense of adventure.
Open-mindedness.

Confidence.

How much of a perfectionist are you?

35%.

50%.
80%.

100%.

Are you outgoing or shy?

I'm somewhere in the middle.

I'm fairly outgoing.
It depends on the crowd.

I'm a little shy.

Which class are you more likely to take?

Painting.

Yoga.
Photography.

Spinning.

Do you watch what you eat?

I try to eat healthy.

I watch it go into my mouth.
I could watch it a lot better.

I don't worry about it.

Where would you get your next tattoo?

Thigh.

Arm.
Neck.

Ankle.

Do you friends have a lot of tattoos?

They have a few.

They have a lot.
They don't have many.

They don't have any.

Which kind of cruise would you take?

Disney cruise.

Booze cruise.
Alaskan cruise.

Caribbean cruise.

Which area of your life needs more focus?

Education.

Relationships.
Finances.

Career.

How would you describe your driving?

Cautious.

I don't drive.
Courteous.

Carefree.

Which job would you like to try for a week?

Teacher.

Lawyer.
Surgeon.

Cave diver.

Do you kiss on the first date?

It's been a while since I had a date.

It depends how well the date went.
I usually do.

I like to wait.

Which drink would you order at a cafe?

Cappuccino.

Red Wine.
Moscato.

Water.

Do you enjoy traveling?

I need to travel more.

I travel all the time.
I wish I could travel more.

I don't like flying.

How would your coworkers describe your desk?

Tidy.

Quirky.
Dumpster fire.

Organized.

Do you wear clothes that flatter you?

I wear whatever is comfortable.

I do like to wear well-fitting clothes.
I think I do.

I could focus on it a little more.

Do you believe in aliens?

I believe that there's something out there.

I don't rule it out.
I don't believe in that stuff.

I am an alien.

Which of your senses is most sensitive?

Hearing.

Sight.
Smell.

Taste.

Which kind of tattoos do you like most?

Portraits.

Sailor tattoos.
Watercolor tattoos.

Single line tattoos.

What do you like most about tattoos?

They're fun.

They are individual.
They are works of art.

They're cool.

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