Can We Figure Out Your Cat's Age in Just 30 Questions?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Figure Out Your Cat's Age in Just 30 Questions?
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About This Quiz

There's nothing that compares to the love of a cat. Many folks try to pretend that dogs are superior, but we all know better! Cats are independent and low-maintenance. In a pinch, they can even hunt down their own food. Cats might not be as emotionally available as dogs, but there is really no comparison. 

During this quiz, we want to see if we can figure out your cat's age. We will ask you 30 questions about your cat, your love of animals, and your own personality. The way you respond to our questions will give away a lot of things about your cat, but we are simply going to focus on your feline's age. 

Asking your cat to sit on the keyboard is completely up to you. Some of you might find your cat's presence inspirational, and some of you might have cats that are smart enough to answer for you. In which case, we ask that you send us a video and the exclusive rights to make your cat a viral sensation. 

Try to give us as much information as you can during the questions, and we'll reveal how old we think your cat is. Can we do it?

Which cartoon cat do you like most?
Felix
Top Cat
The Pink Panther
Garfield

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Which cat breed do you think is prettiest?
Russian Blue
Ragdoll
Tabby
Hemingway

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Do you prefer short-haired cats or long-haired cats?
I prefer long-haired cats.
I like all kinds of cats.
I prefer the skinless cats.
I like short-haired cats best.

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Which of the big cats is scariest?
Jaguar
Lion
Tiger
Leopard

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How do you feel about dogs?
I love dogs.
Dogs are gross.
Dogs are OK.
Dogs are weird.

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What kind of pet would you adopt?
Chinchilla
Ferret
Turtle
Goldfish

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Which farm animal is the funniest?
Llama
Rooster
Duck
Cow

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Which animal of the Chinese Zodiac are you most like?
Snake
Rat
Tiger
Monkey

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Which mythological creature could be your spirt animal?
Mermaid
Dragon
Centaur
Chimera

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How often do you take naps?
I take a nap every day.
I nap on the weekends.
I rarely take naps.
I nap as often as I can.

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Which kind of fish tastes the best?
Tuna
Cod
Marlin
Bass

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What do you think your cat does while you are at work?
My cat has dinner parties.
My cat always finds something to destroy.
My cat probably downloads porn.
My cat Skypes with its relatives.

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What do you think you cat dreams about?
Fish
Balls of Yarn
Cat Nip
A date

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Where does you cat sleep at night?
My cat sleeps with me.
I don't have a cat.
My cat sleeps on the computer.
My cat doesn't sleep at night.

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Which human job would cats be best at doing?
Chef
Professor
Sleep Study Participant
Lawyer

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Should cats eat wet food or dry food?
Cats should eat people food.
They should have both.
They should eat wet food.
They should eat dry food.

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How often do you scoop the litter box?
A few times a day
Once a week
Once a day
Not as often as I should

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Which kind of kitty litter do you prefer?
I like the clumping kind.
I prefer the wood kind.
I like the kind with smell protection.
I prefer my cat goes outside.

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Which word would your cat use to describe you?
Loving
Nuts
Smart
Scatterbrained

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How many cats is too many cats?
One
Five
Six
10 or more

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What is your cat's favorite color?
How on earth would I know?
I think it's pink.
Cats don't see colors.
I think my cat likes green.

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How would you describe your cat's attitude?
Sassy
Crazy
Aloof
Moody

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Where did you get your cat?
It was a stray.
I adopted it.
A friend gave it to me.
I answered an ad.

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Does your cat meow or purr more often?
My cat doesn't make much noise.
My cat loves to meow.
My cat purrs more.
My cat does a lot of both.

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What do you think your cat thinks of your friends?
My cat ignores my friends.
My cat thinks my friends are weird.
My cat loves my friends.
My cat is my best friend.

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If you adopted a new kitten, which name would you choose to name it?
Bob Cat
Prissy Pants
Socks McBoots
Leo Lionheart

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What kind of cat food would you give your cat?
Friskies
9 Lives
Fancy Feast
Meow Mix

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Which of your cat's features is the cutest?
I love my cat's fur.
I like my cat's whiskers.
My cat has beautiful eyes.
My cat has lovely markings.

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What does your cat do when you talk to it?
My cat gives me a look of disgust.
My cat listens and gives good advice.
My cat ignores me.
My cat does everything I tell it to do.

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Which character from "Friends" is your cat most like?
Rachel
Ross
Monica
Chandler

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