Can We Figure Out Your Dog's Name in Just 30 Questions?

Zoe Samuel

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About This Quiz

Everyone loves dogs! Well, everyone you'd actually trust to be around you does, anyway (with a mulligan given to anyone who is deathly allergic). Dogs are all that is good and lovely and cuddly. They force you to exercise, and they make you produce "happy hormones" like oxytocin and dopamine when you cuddle them, which reduces blood pressure, improves your heart health, and thus stops you dying. 

They reduce the odds your kids will develop allergies. They protect your home - for free. They cover everything you own with hair and thus spare you from the insanity that is ever bothering to buy something dry-clean-only every again. They play with you when you're playful, and they console you when you're sad. They offer you absolutely unconditional love, as well as occasional dead animals. They make friends out of strangers.

That's why it's essential that we give our dogs names that reflect the enormity of all they do for us. Sure, we all call our dog "good boy/girl," "doggie," "dog," etc., but we also give them a name so significant that we inscribe it on their collar and even record it on their microchip. Let's see if we can figure out what you named yours!

How many dogs have you owned in your lifetime?

How would you describe the relationship you're in right now?

What sort of college did you go to?

How many smart devices do you own?

What was your home before you lived there?

How spiritual are you?

What kind of computer do you own?

What kind of window dressing do you have in your home?

What pet would you have other than a dog?

What sort of movies do you like best?

What industry are you a part of?

How educated are you?

What job is closest to yours?

What do you do to keep fit?

What do you drive?

How would you describe your hair?

What word would you use to describe your high school experience?

What kind of dog did you have growing up?

Which of these names are you most likely to give to a child of yours someday?

How much time do you spend reading?

What is the length of your longest relationship?

What is your professional dream?

How open minded are you?

What kind of phone do you have?

What do you do on the weekends, to relax?

What circle of people do you draw your friends from?

How many countries have you been to?

What is your neighborhood like?

What kind of glasses do you own?

How financially literate are you?

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