Can We Guess How Dark You Like Your Chocolate?

By: Jennifer Post
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess How Dark You Like Your Chocolate?
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About This Quiz

Have you gone over to the dark side, or are you still hanging out on the lighter side of things? We're not talking about Star Wars, we're talking chocolate! The guidelines for what makes dark chocolate considered such varies, but there is a distinct difference between something that's 35 percent cacao and 65 percent cacao, not only in taste, but also in color. If you think 65 percent cacao is a lot, you've never tried 85 percent!  Confused as to what the percentages actually mean? We got you. The higher the percentage of cacao, the more bitter the chocolate will be, hence why many people don't love dark chocolate. They want the sweet and creamy feel of good milk chocolate. But for those who do love dark chocolate, the higher percentage is often a huge plus.

Not all dark chocolate is created equal, either. Some is filled with salted caramel, and some has bits of almonds and toffee. Chocolate is such a personal preference and life is short. If you don't like chocolate, don't eat chocolate. If you like white chocolate, eat as much as you want. If milk chocolate is your style, eat it up. 

Think we can guess how dark, or not, you like your chocolate? Take this quiz and we will!

What do you look for in desserts?
I like more savory desserts.
A good amount of sweetness, but something to balance it out
Ice cream
Sticky and sweet

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Do you consider yourself a light and bright person?
I'm a little broody.
Mostly
I definitely am.
To the point where it's annoying

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Where do you go when you need to get away from it all?
I go for a hike.
To the movies
I find a beach.
The mall

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Which vessel is the best for delivering chocolate to your mouth?
Chocolate mousse
Cake!
Straight chocolate bar
Brownie cookies

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How disappointed do you get when you bite into an oatmeal raisin cookie, thinking it's chocolate chip?
I don't mind.
Depends on how many raisins there are
I spit it out.
How dare you deceive me like that?

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Would you be all over drinking chocolate?
I love drinking chocolate.
You mean like hot chocolate?
If it had whipped cream on it
I'd rather eat it.

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Which fruit is better when dipped in chocolate?
Orange peel
Cherries
Strawberries
Dried mango

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Is chocolate meant to enhance something or be the main star?
Main star
It can really be either.
If anything, something else would enhance the chocolate.
If you don't like it alone, you shouldn't put it with something else.

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If you're going to eat just a chocolate bar, do you want any additions to it?
Chopped almond
Caramel
Sea salt
Edible flowers

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Do you have a favorite brand of chocolate?
Eating Evolved
Endangered Species
Hershey's
Ghirardelli

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Do you have special chocolate that you hide from other people so they won't eat it?
Doesn't everyone?
I eat it before anyone else can get to it.
I put it in the freezer.
Nope, my chocolate is up for grabs.

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Can you pick your all time favorite chocolate item?
Chocolate lava cake
Cherry cordials
Chocolate kisses
Chocolate covered raisins

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How often do you eat chocolate?
Every day
A few times a week
I try for only on weekends.
Too frequently

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Do you think your personality matches your favorite chocolate?
It definitely does.
Don't think so
Probably
Not at all, actually

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In your opinion, which chocolate is the best for s'mores?
A dark chocolate square
Chocolate and peanut butter
Milk chocolate is the most classic.
A caramel one

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If you needed a salty snack to go with your chocolate, which one would you go with?
Popcorn
Cheese and crackers
Pickles
Peanut butter toast

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When Valentine's Day rolls around, do you expect candy and flowers?
No I don't.
It'd be nice, but I never expect it.
I'd better at least get chocolate.
I'll buy it for myself.

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If you were to pick a chocolate to give someone who was going through a rough time, which one would you choose?
Gourmet chocolate truffles
Candy coated chocolates
Chocolate sandwich cookies
Chocolate shaped like cute animals

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Do you like your coffee sweet?
No I take it black.
I like it just with milk.
I sweeten it with maple syrup.
Light and sweet

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Would you want to live in a world without dessert?
I could survive.
I would definitely be thinner.
I would never want that.
It would be really really hard.

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Are you good at keeping plants alive?
I tend to overwater.
I honestly haven't tried.
I'm getting so much better.
Talking to the plants really helps.

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What would be the ultimate vacation to you?
A tour of Europe
I love anywhere tropical.
Mexico!
I've always wanted to road trip across America.

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Have your tastes in food changed a lot since you were young?
I've done a complete 180.
They're still pretty similar.
With some things, but not everything
Yeah I'm allergic to more things.

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Is your overall style polished or more shabby chic?
Pretty polished
Shabby all the way
It's somewhere in between.
What's below shabby chic?

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Do you have fancy tastes on a casual budget?
That's me in a nutshell.
I don't think so.
With clothes I do.
Yes, but I have a lot of self control with spending.

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Is it easy for you to remember things?
Very easy
My memory is pretty solid.
I forget people's names almost immediately.
I'm not the best.

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If you were ever famous, what would you be famous for?
Writing books
I'd be a singer.
I'd marry into the royal family.
Probably a viral internet video of me doing something stupid

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Was there ever a time in your life when you didn't like chocolate?
I didn't like it as a teen.
I've always liked it, but I took a break from eating it.
No never
Yeah, I never used to like it.

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Would you pick up a stray or missing dog you see on the side of the road?
Probably not
I would call someone.
I'm scared of animals.
Yes and it would be so hard not to keep it.

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Would you ever get a chocolate wrap spa treatment?
What a flagrant misuse of chocolate that is!
Only if it tasted good
That sounds sticky.
I prefer massages.

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