Can We Guess How High Maintenance You Are From Your Pizza Order?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess How High Maintenance You Are From Your Pizza Order?
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About This Quiz

Living life is kind of like ordering a pizza when you think about it. The options are literally endless when it comes to how you live your life, just as they are endless when you're trying to figure out what to put on your pizza. It is hard enough at times when you're living life or ordering a pizza on your own, but it gets way harder when you're trying to coordinate either one of those things with other people. 

Think about it. You might be the kind of person that is totally fine with just having a cheese pizza, because you're just hungry and don't care what you have, but maybe your significant other is so high maintenance they force you into eating something like a pizza with bacon mashed potato and scallion on it. But it could go the other way too; maybe you're feeling a little high maintenance yourself and want to have a pizza with feta, kalamata olives and spinach on it, and your buddy just wants one with pepperoni. Who is being a pain there, you or him? 

Ordering a pizza is a true test of how high maintenance you are, no matter how you slice it. See what we did there?

Do you like pesto pizza?
Sure, that sounds fine.
I have never had it but it sounds gross.
I can deal with it.
Yum!

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How about just a plain cheese pizza?
That sounds so good.
Sure, I am into it.
That sounds lame.
Boring!

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How about pepperoni?
That is always good.
Sure, I guess.
I would rather not.
No way

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Do you like white pizza?
Sounds good.
Not that much
Sure, it is okay.
Yes, please

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How about a sausage and mushroom pizza?
Yeah, sure
Sounds okay.
I would rather not.
Gag

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Do you like garlic on pizza?
I guess so.
I love it.
Not really
Yuck

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How about extra cheese?
Yes, please.
Maybe a little
No, thank you
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

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What is your favorite type of olive?
I like all types.
I don't like olives
Black
Green

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Do you like pineapples on pizza?
I can handle them.
Sure
Not really
No, that is trashy.

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What about chicken?
Sure, anything is good on pizza.
I don't mind it.
It is kind of lame.
Nasty

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What is your favorite type of meat on pizza?
Pepperoni
Sausage
Prosciutto
Pulled pork

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Do you like a lot of feta on your pizza?
Sure, a little
No
Yes, quite a bit
Yes, I want a ton of it.

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What about chorizo?
I guess.
What is that?
No, thanks
Sure

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Maybe some caramelised onions?
I can handle that.
No, thanks
Maybe
Sounds good.

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Would you have barbecue sauce on your pizza?
I would have anything on a pizza.
Sure
If I had to.
No, that is tacky.

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What about Buffalo chicken?
That sounds good.
That sounds too hot.
That sounds awesome.
That sounds like something you would get at a county fair.

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Maybe a meat lovers pizza?
Oh, so good
Okay
No, thanks
Not if my life depended on it.

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Do you always decide what is on the pizza when with other people?
No, I pretty much never do.
Not often
Usually
Always

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Would you have asparagus on pizza?
Well, yes, but it doesn't sound that good.
Nope
Probably
Of course

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Do you insist on local ingredients for your pizza?
No, I don't care.
It would be nice, but I don't insist.
I try to.
Yes, always

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Where do you get your pizza?
The grocery store
The nearest pizza place
A national chain
A local place

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What kind of pizza sounds best?
Stuffed crust
Thin crust
Chicago style
Thin crust

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Do you think crust should ever have cheese in it?
Yes!
Sometimes it is okay.
No
I just threw up in my mouth.

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How many slices of pizza do you usually have?
1
2
3
4 or more

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Do you ever find yourself angling to get the last piece of pizza?
No, do people really do that?
No, but I have thought of it.
I have before.
I do that all the time.

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Do you like ricotta on your pizza?
I have never had it, but I would give it a go.
Gross
Sounds good.
Love it.

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How about Brussels sprouts?
I would if I had to.
I would rather die.
Sure, why not?
Yes, please

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Would you have shrimp on pizza?
That sounds zany, but sure
Nope
Maybe
Sounds awesome.

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Does NYC really have the best pizza?
No, pizza is good everywhere.
I doubt it.
Yes, but not by much.
Yes!

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Have you ever made your own pizza dough?
No, that is too much work.
No, but I might try it.
Yes, it didn't come out that good.
Yes, I do it all the time.

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