Can We Guess How Long You've Been Married?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess How Long You've Been Married?
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About This Quiz

You've met "the one," you've taken your vows, and you're living together in wedded bliss. Now that you're a bona fide married couple, we're betting that you have a lot of stories to tell about your relationship. During this quiz, you'll get the opportunity to let it all out when you answer our questions. Once you're done, we will know how long you've been wearing your wedding bands! 

Once you've been married long enough, you start to see your spouse as an extension of yourself. While we are mostly going to ask about the things that occur in your relationship, the answers you give us will come from your perspective. Seeing the way you see things might tell us a lot about your life together, and it will undoubtedly lead us to the number of candles on your next anniversary cake.

Whether you're celebrating your first or 25th anniversary, the information you provide will stay between us. We're not marriage counselors, but we are behavior experts, and we wouldn't dream of betraying your relationship's trust! After analyzing your responses, we'll feel like part of the family. We'll also know how long it ago it was that you walked down the aisle! Or will we?


Who decides where you go out to eat?
I make that decision.
We have to agree unanimously.
My spouse decides.
We usually eat at home.

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How did you meet your spouse?
We met through friends.
We met by accident.
We met at work.
There are a few stories about that.

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If your spouse's snoring were keeping you awake, how would you make it stop?
I would poke them.
I would let them sleep and get earplugs.
I would roll them over.
If you pinch their nose, they'll stop.

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Which one of you does most of the household chores?
We both do them.
I do most of them.
My spouse does most of them.
We have a housekeeper.

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Do you finish one another's sentences?
Sometimes
I would never speak for my spouse.
All the time
Rarely

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Does your spouse do anything that makes you crazy?
There are a few things that make me crazy.
There's not a lot that makes me upset.
It's the other way around.
I could write a novel.

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Which one of you steals the blankets?
We share really well.
My spouse steals them.
I'm the blanket thief.
We have separate blankets.

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How many times do you text each other per day?
One or two
10 or more
Three to five
0

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Which one of you is the better cook?
It depends what's being cooked.
We order a lot of takeouts.
I'm a better cook.
My spouse should have a cooking show.

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What do you trust your spouse with the least?
My car
I trust my spouse with everything.
My credit card
My razor

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In one word, what you are your disagreements like?
Loud
Tearful
Amicable
Comical

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Which one your spouse's traits is your favorite?
Independence
Compassion
Honesty
Sense of adventure

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How do you usually celebrate your anniversary?
We go to our special place.
We go out to dinner.
We take a little trip.
We exchange gifts.

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Which one of you wears the pants?
We both wear pants.
We make mutual decisions.
My spouse makes the final decision.
I do what I want.

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When you spouse is grumpy, how do you handle it?
Avoidance
Comedy
Hugs
Food

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Which of these things does your spouse do best?
Massages
Conversation
Cuddles
Passing gas

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How would you describe your sweetheart's driving?
Frightening
Courteous
Aggressive
Nervous

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Do you take separate vacations?
We have in the past.
I wouldn't want to do that.
That sounds like a dream.
They are mandatory.

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What would you like to improve about your relationship?
Communication
Finances
Family size
It's perfect the way it is.

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How do you make up after arguments?
We hug it out.
You know.
We walk away.
Who says we make up?

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Do all of your friends like your spouse?
Not all of them know my spouse.
They love my spouse!
My best friend disapproves.
I'm the only person that likes my spouse.

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Where do you see your relationship in 10 years?
We'll be the same.
Hopefully, we'll have a family.
I hope we're buying a house.
I hope we will have retired by then.

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Do you ever get jealous?
I get jealous when my spouse falls asleep so fast.
I'm never jealous.
I have my moments.
My spouse gets more jealous than me.

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Would you say it was love at first sight?
We didn't like each other at first.
It was totally love at first sight.
Love took a while.
It was attraction at first sight.

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Which one of you has the tougher job?
My job is harder.
My spouse works longer hours.
I think both of our jobs are tough.
We have decent jobs.

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Would you be interested in renewing your vows?
I already know them.
That's a great idea!
Once is enough.
We did it a few years ago.

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What was your wedding like?
Humble
Extravagant
Fun
Formal

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How do you think your spouse would describe your love?
Dedicated
Unwavering
Expressive
Enduring

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What was the first thing you noticed about your spouse?
Smile
Confidence
Charm
Clothes

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Which pet name do you call your spouse most often?
Honey
Their name
Baby
Sweetheart

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