Can We Guess How Many Kids You Really Have?

Brian Whitney

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About This Quiz

You can tell a lot about someone by how many kids they have. There isn't much that says more about your life as an adult. If you have zero kids, you probably have a lot of freedom, extra money, and spare time, but you don't have a family of your own. 

If you have one kid, you have plenty of time to spend with them, and a little time to yourself. If you have two, you have a lot of responsibilities you need to take care of every day, and if you have more than three, well, forget about it. You're busy, and your family is probably pretty much your whole life.

We think we can ask you some questions that let us know just how many kids that you have. If you spend more money at the bar than you do on toys, then you probably don't have any kids, and if you're spending your Friday night at a totally awful school play, then you almost certainly do. Are you saving for retirement or saving for college? Answer a few questions for us, and we think we can tell you how many kids that you have. And don't worry "Are you happy?" isn't one of them.

What do you drive?

How often do you go out to dinner with your significant other?

How much does your household spend on groceries a week?

Do you spend a lot of time doing laundry?

How many diapers have you changed in your life?

How many bedrooms are in your house?

What do you do on vacation?

Do you like to play board games?

Do you have a lot of spare money?

How many hours a week do you work?

Have you ever stayed home and taken care of the kids?

How many babysitters do you have in your contacts?

How often do you have to give a kid a punishment or consequence?

Have you ever been totally humiliated by a public meltdown?

Do you get a lot of sleep at night?

Do you like babies?

How much money do you make?

Do you have a good support system?

Do you live in a good school district?

Do your friends like your significant other?

How much time do you spend at a playground?

What would you do if you were given 10,000 dollars?

Are you good at tying shoes?

Are you good at reading out loud?

What is your favorite fairy tale?

What do you do at the beach?

Would you like to live alone?

Could you have just one kid?

What did you think of the Brady Bunch?

How many cats do you want in a perfect world?

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