Can We Guess How Many People You Slept With Last Year?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess How Many People You Slept With Last Year?
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About This Quiz

There are very few things that separate people more than their "number." When you meet someone new that you're interested in romantically, one of the very first things you wonder is how active they've been in the bedroom before they met you. While it is obviously pretty fascinating to know how many people someone has slept with throughout their life, isn't it more important to get a better idea of how many people they have been to bed with over the past year? One is ancient history, and the other is all about what is happening right now.

What about you? Were you totally active in the sack last year, or was it a year that you didn't sleep with someone even once, or somewhere in between? This number isn't a sign of how hot or desirable you are; it more has to do with the place that you're at in life. Someone who slept with zero people last year might have a big number over their life, and they're just chilling out and working on themselves. Someone with just one is very likely in a committed relationship, and someone with 10 or more is probably having a lot of fun and is also pretty darned stressed out. This stuff gets complicated!

Take this quiz, and we'll guess your number last year.

Where do you live?
The country
The suburbs
A small town
The city

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How often do you look in the mirror?
Maybe once in the morning
A few times a day
A lot
Every time I pass one

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Have you ever had a one night stand?
No way
Years ago
Sure, there is nothing wrong with that.
Yes, I have them all the time.

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Do you have a lot of moves in the bedroom?
Umm. What?
Not that I know of
I have a couple.
I have a lot.

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Do you want kids?
I can't decide.
I have kids now.
Someday
No way

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Are you a charmer?
No, I am really shy.
I used to be, but I think I lost my touch.
I have my moments.
I sure am.

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Have you ever made out with two or more people on the same day?
That's gross.
No, that sounds fun.
Sure I have.
That is just a normal day for me.

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Have you ever done it outside?
No, that sounds immoral.
No, that sounds illegal.
No, that sounds uncomfortable.
Yep.

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Have you ever gone to bed with your boss?
I would never do that.
That would make me too nervous.
No, but I have fantasized about it.
I have for sure.

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Do you think about doing it all the time?
Doing what?
Definitely not
Some days I do.
Constantly

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Do you feel like you're good at picking people up?
Are you kidding? No.
I don't try to pick people up.
I am getting there.
I should teach lessons.

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How many positions do you know?
Umm. Are there more than two?
I guess three or four.
Between five and 10
More than 10

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Do you get hit on a lot?
By who? I never go out.
If I do I don't notice it.
A fair amount
It happens all the time.

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How many close friends do you have?
1
2-3
4-5
More than 5

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Were you single all last year?
Yes.
No, I am in a relationship.
I was for part of it.
I am single just about every year.

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Do you use Tinder?
I don't know what that is.
No, that is lame.
I have, but I don't like it.
I sure do.

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Have you ever been married?
No, but I would like to be.
Yes
Yes, I am divorced.
No way

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Do you go out a lot to nightclubs?
I can't stand those.
No, I get too much grief at home if I do.
Sometimes I do.
I do a lot.

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Do you know some pickup lines by heart?
I don't know any.
Just bad ones that I use as jokes.
No one uses pickup lines.
I use some.

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Do you work out so you look good to the opposite sex?
Ha, now that is funny.
No, I am not shallow.
I guess you could say that.
What other reason is there to work out?

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Do you know your way around in the bedroom?
No, sometimes I bump my shin on the dresser.
I wouldn't say that.
I do okay.
I am flawless.

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Have you ever hit on one of your friends' dates?
No, that is so wrong.
No, that is kind of tacky.
I plead the fifth.
I sure have.

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How many dates did you go on last year?
None
I just went out with my significant other.
2-20
More than 20

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Do you have friends of the opposite sex?
Sure, I have a bunch.
Just my significant other
I have one.
No, I don't think that ever works.

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Are you working on yourself right now?
Yes, it is important for my emotional well-being.
Sure, I always am.
I am trying.
No, I don't need any work.

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How often do you meditate?
Every day just about
Once a week or so
Hardly ever
I never do.

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Would you describe yourself as kinky?
Gosh, no
I might, but my significant other wouldn't.
I wouldn't go that far.
I am a total kinkster.

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Is it sad if someone doesn't sleep with anyone for a while?
Not at all
No, that is just life.
A little
Yes, very sad

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How many times have you been in love?
Once
Twice
Three or more times
Never

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Do you get along with your mom?
She is awesome.
Most of the time
It is a bit strained.
I never see my mom.

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