Can We Guess If You Could You Be a Secret Agent?

By: Brian Whitney

Can We Guess If You Could You Be a Secret Agent?
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About This Quiz

Of all the potential careers in the world, is there any more intriguing than being a secret agent? Is there any career that's even more dangerous? 

To be a secret agent, you must be immensely skilled at many things. You have to be intelligent, able to blend into any situation, you have to be well spoken with the gift of gab, and you have to be able to take care of yourself if a physical altercation goes down.

But there are two things that all good secret agents have. They are all incredibly trustworthy and they have the ability to lie extremely well. And that's the thing about being a secret agent: if you are one, you pretty much have to be good at it. It isn't like if you're bad you get fired. Instead, you get captured and thrown in some foreign prison. And who wants that?

So do you have the ability to be James Bond? Do you even have the desire to? Just thinking about being a secret agent makes a lot of people not want to get off the couch. Take this quiz and we'll let you know if you're secret agent material. We promise we won't tell anyone how you do. Unless of course, we are secret agents too.

When are you most likely to sing?
When I am fronting my band.
When I am in the shower.
When I do karaoke.
When I am walking down the street.

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How often do you lie?
Never.
Not often.
Pretty often.
All the time, unless I am lying right now.

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Can you look someone in the eye and not tell the truth?
No, I could never do that.
I don't think I could pull that off.
I am not sure. I could try.
Easily.

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Would you let your parents pick out someone for you to date?
Yes, I trust them.
Yes, but it would be a bit odd.
No, but I would feel bad.
No, they don't know me!

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What would be the best news you could get today?
I got a job I love.
I got a raise.
I found true love.
I got away with what I was doing.

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What fairy tale character is most like you?
Ariel
Prince Charming
Pinocchio
The Big Bad Wolf

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Do you trust people?
Of course, most people are good.
I do my best.
I really don't.
Are you joking?

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Would you be able to make tools to escape if you were captured?
I am not handy at all.
I could try, but I would probably get busted.
I think so, I have some skills.
Sure. I am like a regular MacGyver.

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Have you ever had a long affair?
No, that is wrong.
No, I would get caught.
Yes, and I got caught.
Yes, and I never got caught.

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Are you good at keeping secrets from family and friends?
No, I always spill the beans.
I try my best.
Sure, I usually lock that stuff down pretty well.
Yes, I am like a vault.

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What is most unforgivable to you?
Someone stealing from me.
Someone cheating on me.
Someone lying to me.
Bad fashion.

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What would you most like to be?
Smarter
Better looking
Richer
Cooler

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Which of these words would your ex most likely use to describe you?
Lazy
Unreliable.
Sneaky
Perfect

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What position do you sleep in?
On my back.
On my stomach.
On my side.
With one eye open.

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What is your biggest weakness?
I am too loyal.
I don't trust people enough.
I don't let myself enjoy life enough.
I give people too much credit.

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What is your favorite holiday?
New Year's Eve
Thanksgiving
The 4th of July
Halloween

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What movie sounds fun to see?
The Bourne Identity
Casino Royale
The Man From U.N.C.L.E
Kingsman: The Secret Service

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Which of these is your favorite James Bond?
Roger Moore
Daniel Craig
Pierce Brosnan
Sean Connery

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Are you good at blending in with the crowd?
I stick out like a sore thumb.
No, my appearance gives me away.
I usually can pull that off.
Yes, I am like a regular chameleon.

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Can you easily change your appearance if you needed to?
I would have no idea how to do that.
I could try, but it would probably look obvious.
Yes, I have a lot of different looks.
I could and I have.

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Do you want to be famous?
Yes, that would be amazing.
Sure, that would be cool.
Yes, but it would be hard.
No way.

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How often do you use slang?
I pretty much never use it.
I use it when I am around other people that do.
I use it pretty often.
I use it all the time.

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How do you handle stress?
I hate it, I freak right out.
Not well. No one does.
I am working on it and getting better.
Stress? I don't get stressed.

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What 'wrong" activity might you pay someone to do for you?
Take a test for me.
Beat someone up.
Write a paper for me.
Give me an alibi.

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What class sounds best?
English
Science
Philosophy
Sociology

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Which of these TV shows do you like best?
Sons of Anarchy
The Wire
Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad

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How many foreign languages do you speak?
0
1
2
3 or more

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Where would you sit in an empty coffee shop?
At a table by the window.
At a table in the middle of the shop.
At a table near the counter.
At a table in the corner far away from the door.

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Could you hang out in one place all day if you were spying on someone?
No way, I would go crazy.
I would do my best, but it would be hard.
If it was important enough to do I would.
I could do that easily.

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How much time do you spend on your hair?
No time at all. I could care less.
Not much time.
A ton of time, I want it to be perfect.
I spend enough time so it looks good, but not much time.

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