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About This Quiz
There's nothing quite like the liberating feeling of the wind streaming across your face and the open road panning out in front of you. As you glance in your side mirrors, you see the headlights blazing from a dozen other like-minded riders, all out to enjoy the day and get some seat time in. You roll on the throttle and hear your engine roar to life as you lean into the upcoming curve and think to yourself, "Boy, this is really the life!" What are you hearing, though? Is it a sound that resembles "potato, potato, potato," or is it more of a "wha, wha, wha"?
Motorcycles are one of the most liberating methods of transportation on the planet. For well over 100 years, Harley-Davidson has been catering to those free thinkers who would rather see the world on two wheels as opposed to in some cage — that's motorcycle jargon for a car. These famous motorcycles are lauded worldwide as being able to offer the paramount motorcycle experience, combining comfort and toughness into one easy-to-ride bike.
Are you sporting a Sportster or boasting a Bobber? Take a cruise through this quiz and see if we can peg you for a current Harley owner or a previous worshiper of chrome. We promise you won't get windburn!
Nobody — we have his and hers bikes!
Riding free and solo is the only way!
I suppose my insulated leather jacket
My partner in crime, better known as my spouse
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There is nothing cooler than hangin' on those bars!
They detract from the overall style of the motorcycle.
They seem like they'd be really hard to maneuver with.
Since when do they let primates ride on motorcycles?
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The Warlocks
Sons of Silence
The Black Widows
Market Street Commandos
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South Dakota, home of the biggest rally on Earth
Montana, and a huge motorcycle meetup happens there.
Somewhere in Florida, and it hosts a motorcycle show.
Latitude 44.4, longitude -103, scene of a motorcycle event
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In the driveway while trying to negotiate low-speed maneuvers
On the interstate when someone tries to occupy my space
While trying to cross any area of slightly uneven gravel or dirt
At the dealership after you drop it too many times
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A Stiletto Red Road King
A brand new black Street Bob
An Orange Fuse colored LiveWire
A beautiful blue Electra Glide
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Someone that cuts you off in traffic
A BMW motorcycle from the 1970s
Someone without much common sense
A certain type of air-cooled engine
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Around 18 years old; a black puma crawling up my forearm
On my 24th birthday; a Tweety bird on the back of my calf
Before I turned 30 I got a tramp stamp of Oscar the Grouch.
I'm uncomfortable with the idea of a permanent mark on my skin.
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Sunny days when too many people are out
I'm a champ in all weather!
The days when it's raining sideways
Any sort of precipitation or wind
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Personalized bank checks
A set of silk underwear
A profile picture frame
A pair of tall golf socks
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"Hey, babe!"
I call to and answer to nobody!
"Excuse me, honey!"
"Yo, baby!"
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A holiday poker run
A Toys for Tots drive
A GoFundMe event for myself
A community yard sale
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"Wild Hogs"
"The World's Fastest Indian"
"Pee-wee's Big Adventure"
"Every Which Way But Loose"
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Some sweet tasseled breezers
Nothing less than 12-inch apes
What's wrong with stock?
Either cafe racer or clubman
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American Iron
Easy Rider
Cycle World
All of these!
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I enjoy the company of other like-minded individuals, but in moderation.
I can take or leave people, depending on the circumstances and my mood.
A need for constant positive reinforcement mandates me hanging around a crowd.
I only want to be around people I can impress; otherwise, a total lone wolf.
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"Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" by Robert M. Pirsig
"Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga" by Hunter S. Thompson
"On the Road" by Jack Kerouac
"A Man Without a Country" by Kurt Vonnegut
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Peter Fonda
Jay Leno
Evel Knievel
Mr. Davidson himself!
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Only an approved Harley dealership or shop
It depends on where the spirit moves me.
Anywhere that has a black and orange logo
Trinkets are for materialistic chumps.
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As the saying goes, all the gear, all the time!
At least a properly fitted helmet and leather chaps
A half-shell helmet and a sleeveless leather jacket
A bodysuit with armor in strategic places
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A secure engineering job
A primer gray 1988 F-150
Politely decline answering
A cubicle at an office
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"Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf
"Wasn't Born to Follow" by the Byrds
"La Grange" by ZZ Top
The only music I need is the sound of the road.
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin, to visit the Harley-Davidson Museum
Altamont, California, to pay respects to the Hell's Angels of 1969
Daytona Bike Week, so I can get the T-shirt to prove I went
The Austrian Alps, to do a foreign tour through huge mountains
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One sleeveless vest that coordinates with all of my outfits
One Harley jacket and a pair of remarkably soft riding gloves
A pair of chaps I've never worn and an authentic Italian belt
It's a private matter that I'd rather not answer.
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The 99% financial club
The 1% motorcycle club
The 2% van club
The 5% recruitment club
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"Orange County Choppers"
"Sons of Anarchy"
"Full Throttle Saloon"
They're all fake, so I refrain from all of them.
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An Arai with skull graphics
A matte black Bell turtle-shell
A Shoei open-face with stickers
Helmets are for nerds!
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"I'm faring fairly well; how about you?"
"Fairings are only for Japanese bikes!"
"Fairings keep your knuckles nice and warm!"
"What use is a big chunk of plastic?"
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A chain of truck stops
A water cooled Honda
A slow-moving fire truck
The Discovery Channel
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750 miles, in an attempt to get from Detroit to Daytona
A full 1,000 miles, down Interstate 40 in the dead of winter
I lost track, but the first time was cruising Texas on I-10.
A 24-hour video game binge from the comfort of my living room
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You Got:
