Can We Guess If You Really Belong in the North or the South?

By: Alex Wittman

Can We Guess If You Really Belong in the North or the South?
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About This Quiz

Even if it's been a minute since your last geography class, you know the United States is big. "Big" as in big BIG. Because it's such a huge country (only Russia and Canada have it beat), things can vary quite a bit. The East Coast is quite a bit different than the West Coast, my dude. That's what the whole Biggie and Tupac beef was about, right?! But this isn't about the coasts. We want to see if we can guess if you really belong in the North or the South.

As we said, the U.S. is a big place, and when it comes to divvying it up, there's no distinction even close to as important as the North vs. the South. But just because you were born on one side of the Mason-Dixon Line or the other, is that the part of the country you truly belong on? Your soul knows the truth, and if you answer our questions honestly, we will too.

So, come on, we know you're a little curious to find out what your personality says about you geographically. Can we guess if you really belong in the North or the South? There's only one way to find out, fam ... take our quiz!


Jaywalking We promise not to tell, but have you ever jaywalked?
Duh, I don't have have time to wait.
Never ever!
Who hasn't?
Once, and I still feel bad about it!

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Man speaking When you hear someone say "ma'am," what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
OMG, I hope they're not talking to me.
What good manners!
Ugh, that's old-fashioned.
I bet they also say "sir."

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Couple eating breakfast If you could only eat breakfast from one of the following places for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Dunkin Donuts
Chick-fil-A
Idk, a diner?
Gimme a good Waffle House!

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Monogram No cap, how do you feel about personal monograms?
Lol, that's preppy AF.
How else would you know what's yours?
Eh, not really my vibe.
Ah, totally lit!

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Friends walking Which of the following best describes your walking speed?
Fast; I'm always in a hurry.
I am the word "stroll" embodied.
I've been known to push past people.
Is it a crime to like to take my time?

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Rude man Do you consider yourself rude?
I'm direct! There's a difference.
Absolutely not. I'm super polite.
I have manners ... I think.
Only to people who've disrespected me!

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Girl looking at closet If we were to open your closet, which of the following would we most definitely find?
Parka
Boots
All the scarves
Lots of gingham

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Girl speaking Have you, for any reason, ever uttered the phrase "bless your heart"?
Lol, I'm not a grandma.
Yes, but it doesn't mean what you think.
Yes, but as a joke.
All the time!

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Meal delivery service Before you get too hangry, which of the following cuisines do you decide to order from Uber Eats?
Italian
Tex-Mex
Thai
Uber Eats? I'm all about home-cooked meals.

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Riding in pickup When you see someone riding in the bed of a pickup, how does it make you feel?
WTF, that's dangerous!
It brings back good memories.
Idk, it seems country AF.
It makes me wanna hop on in!

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Fruits Yas, which of these fruits is the GOAT?
Strawberries
Peaches
Cherries
Are pecans a fruit?

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Dishes It's potluck time! What dish did you bring to share?
Kale salad
Macaroni and cheese (homemade, OBV)
Pasta salad
Cornbread

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Cool house If you had the chance to build your dream home in one of the following cities, which would it be?
New York City
Dallas
Chicago
New Orleans

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Modern bedroom in seaside Which of these describes your ideal housing setup?
High-rise apartment
Farmhouse on a lot of acres
Condo with a sea view
Whatever it is, it needs to have a big porch.

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Fried chicken Now, this is serious. What's your fave way to eat chicken?
Grilled
Fried
Baked
Slathered in barbeque sauce

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Compliment Someone gave you what you consider to be the ultimate compliment. What did they call you?
Driven
Polite
Intelligent
Gracious

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Girl feeling cold At what temperature do you consider a jacket necessary?
Anything below 50 degrees
Anything below 70 degrees
Tbh, I don't get cold very easily.
Actually, even the slightest breeze gives me a chill.

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People skiing Do you know how to ski?
Of course!
I'd like to learn, but where does one find snow?
Actually, I snowboard.
Nope, and I have no interest.

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Holiday party What's your favorite thing about the holidays?
Scoring deals
Getting together with the whole family
Hosting dinner parties
Decorating

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Vacation You're planning a vacay. Where are you headed?
Somewhere international
Beach
Mountains
A cruise

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Mother and daughter talking Whose opinion do you trust the most?
My BFF's
My mama's
My own
My pastor's

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Girl sleeping How do you like to spend your Sunday morning?
Sleeping in
At church
Meditating
At brunch

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Fans cheering Which team are you most likely to cheer for?
Patriots
Cowboys
Yankees
A school in the SEC

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Girl listening to music Banger! Which of these bops could you listen to on repeat?
"Beautiful People" by Ed Sheeran
"Old Town Road" by Little Nas X
"Good As Hell" by Lizzo
"Knockin' Boots" by Luke Bryan

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Two people talking on street When you see someone you sorta-kinda know in public, what do you do?
Perhaps give a nod of acknowledgment
Say hi, of course!
OOF, I pretend not to have seen them.
Ask them how they're doing (and actually wanna know)

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Sweet tea Would life without sweet tea even be worth living?
Yes, I don't even like sweet tea.
No
What's the big deal about sweet tea?
Definitely no

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College football Do you like watching college football?
Sure, it's fun.
I live for college football season.
Eh, not really.
I like tailgating!

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Missouri Is Missouri in the South?
Hmmm, I think so?
Nope
It's geographically southern.
Absolutely not, and I will fight you about this.

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Friends talking When you're talking to a group of people, how do you address them?
"You guys"
"Y'all"
I might say "y'all" for fun now and then.
If it's formal, maybe "gentlemen and ladies."

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Girl eating hamburger Which of these comfort foods are guaranteed to make you feel better?
Pizza
Buttermilk biscuits
Hamburger
Shrimp and grits

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