Can We Guess If You'll Be on the Naughty List or Nice List This Year?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess If You'll Be on the Naughty List or Nice List This Year?
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About This Quiz

Every year, the North Pole keeps track of your every action. Judging by the way you've behaved over the past year, will you make the nice list or the naughty list? After you tell us about your year, your holidays and the presents you want most, we'll take our best guess about where Santa has placed you. 

If you think about it, Santa might be the only person we are comfortable with having watch us and judge our every action. If it were anyone else, we would be a little creeped out. Nonetheless, Santa does his prying for a reason. He does it to determine whether or not you deserve to be among the good boys and girls who are deserving of gifts. He wouldn't want to take up room on his sleigh for someone who was naughty. 

Once we see how you've lived and the way the holidays make you feel, we will weigh your answers in Santa Claus style. Then, we'll guess whether you've been naughty or you have been nice. Try to be as honest as you can. Santa is still watching now, and you might earn a few bonus points if you answer the right way! 




Which holiday drink is your favorite?
Liquor
Egg nog
Hot cider
Hot chocolate

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Did you steal anyone's Halloween candy this year?
I stole the office candy.
I mugged a kid.
I certainly did not.
I stole some of my kid's candy.

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What gift would you love to find in your stocking?
Cash
Adult toys
Jewelry
An all-expenses paid vacation

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What would be your job at the North Pole?
I would be a reindeer trainer.
I would be an elf stretcher.
I would be a toy maker.
I would be the assistant to Mrs. Claus.

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How do you unwrap your gifts?
I rip them open in a fury.
I open them early and wrap them back up.
I take my time and unwrap them carefully.
I pull them out of the gift bag.

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Which holiday gift card would you most like to receive?
Nordstrom
Macy's
Walmart
Target

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What do you think Mrs. Claus does on Christmas Eve?
I think she gets drunk.
I think she goes out with the girls.
I think she tracks Santa's flight.
I think she starts next year's toys.

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What kind of gift giver would your family say you are?
Cheap
Forgetful
Thoughtful
Extravagant

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What do you do at the office holiday party?
I get the dance floor thumping.
I spike the punch.
I pass out gifts.
I load up on free food.

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Have you lied to anyone this year?
I plead the fifth.
I've told some little white lies.
I always tell the truth.
I cannot remember.

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Which holiday film do you like most?
"Home Alone"
"The Grinch"
"It's a Wonderful Life"
"The Santa Clause"

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Did you give money to a bell ringer this year?
I ignore them.
I don't know what that is.
I made a big donation.
I gave a little change.

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Do you curse a lot?
I curse every other word.
Cursing is like using commas to me.
I try to avoid it.
I may have slipped up here and there.

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Do you buy yourself gifts?
I always buy more for myself.
I like to treat myself.
I prefer to buy for others.
I don't buy gifts for anyone.

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Which holiday song do you like most?
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."
"Silent Night"
"Jingle Bells"

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When do you put up your holiday decorations?
I put them up on Christmas Eve.
I don't decorate.
I put them up after Thanksgiving.
I leave them up all year.

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What do you like most about the holidays?
I like getting gifts.
I like getting drunk.
I like being with friends and family.
I like the sense of togetherness.

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How do you celebrate New Year's?
I go to a party.
I host a party.
I watch the ball drop on TV.
I'm usually asleep by then.

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Which wintertime activity do you like most?
Skiing
Hibernating
Building snowmen
Staying indoors

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What is the best thing about your holiday dinners?
I like the leftovers best.
I like to skip them.
I like feeding everyone.
I like watching Aunt Myrtle get wasted.

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Have you ever regifted anything?
No, but I've returned gifts.
I've totally regifted before.
I would never do that.
I've passed things on, but not as gifts.

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Do you leave milk and cookies out for Santa?
I leave bourbon and pretzels.
No, I do not.
I certainly do.
No, but I leave celery for the reindeer.

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If you received an orange for a gift, how would you react?
I would ask questions.
I would throw it.
I would be grateful.
I would eat it.

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Which holiday pie is your favorite?
Apple
Pumpkin
Sweet potato
Mince

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Who carves the turkey at your holiday dinners?
We don't have turkey.
The least drunk person carves it.
I carve it.
I buy pre-carved turkey.

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Did you break any laws this year?
I'm sure I did.
I know I did.
Of course, I didn't.
I got a ticket.

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Do you like it when there's a white Christmas?
I prefer a sunny and 70 degree Christmas.
I don't like Christmas.
It's perfect.
I don't mind it.

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Will you donate a toy to charity?
I'll donate cash instead.
No, I will not.
I certainly will.
I'll consider it.

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What are you most thankful for this year?
I'm thankful I didn't get fired.
I'm thankful for sex.
I'm thankful for everything.
I'm thankful for my friends.

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Which reindeer name do you like most?
Blitzen
Donner
Cupid
Comet

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