Can We Guess If You're Canadian Based on This Yes or No Quiz?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Can We Guess If You're Canadian Based on This Yes or No Quiz?
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About This Quiz

Canada is a splendid land full of splendid people, and it's 100% possible one of those people is you.  There's a lot of good stuff going on in the Great White North that's worth celebrating.  Canadians are renowned for being polite people, there's a Tim Horton's every 50 feet or so and tons of life-changing innovations like insulin have started out in Canada. Not to mention the breathtaking scenery, diverse wildlife, and remarkable cuisine.  Canadians invented poutine.  It's fries with cheese curds and gravy.  That's the great innovation in French fry history.

Did you know that we can actually determine if you're Canadian or not based entirely on how you respond to some simple yes or no questions?  It's true! Our team of highly skilled geographical prognosticators will go over every single yes or no response and cross-reference it against a database of moose, maple syrup and all-dressed potato chips to determine with an eerie degree of accuracy just how close you are to Saskatoon!  Answer these yes or no questions honestly and we'll get to your inner Canuck in no time!


Have you ever watched "The Kids in the Hall?"
Yes
No

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Do you know what you're going to get if you order a Double Double at Tim Hortons?
Yes
No

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It's OK to make a poutine with grated cheese instead of curds, right?
Yes
No

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Kraft Dinner is an acceptable lunch by itself, right?
Yes
No

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Do you know who Don Cherry is?
Yes
No

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Did you ever watch Ed the Sock on Much Music?
Yes
No

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Do you know where Iqaluit is?
Yes
No

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Have you ever said sorry to someone when you didn't do anything wrong?
Yes
No

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Do you own a toque?
Yes
No

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Did your parents have a drawer of loose Canadian Tire money in the house?
Yes
No

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Do you know your height in centimeters?
Yes
No

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Do you know what a toonie is?
Yes
No

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Have you ever watched "Letterkenny?"
Yes
No

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Have you ever bought milk in a bag?
Yes
No

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Do you know the difference between St. John and St. John's?
Yes
No

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Ever been stuck in traffic on the 401?
Yes
No

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When someone asks you what you're doing on the "May Two-Four" do you know what they mean?
Yes
No

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Ever set off your own fireworks on July 1st?
Yes
No

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Has a raccoon ever made life difficult for you?
Yes
No

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Did you ever have to take a school trip to the Sugar Bush?
Yes
No

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Has a show you were watching ever been preempted for a hockey game?
Yes
No

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You'd clean up a mess at the table with a serviette, right?
Yes
No

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Ever had a butter tart?
Yes
No

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If someone's bringing a "two-four" to the party, do you know what's coming?
Yes
No

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You have a favorite Heritage Minute commercial, don't you?
Yes
No

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Have you ever eaten a Coffee Crisp?
Yes
No

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Parlez-vous français?
Oui
Non

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Do you say "Zed" and not "Zee?"
Yes
No

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Is 30 degrees hot?
Yes
No

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Do you miss Gord Downie?
Yes
No

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