Can We Guess If You're Older Than 60 Based on the Vintage Foods You've Eaten?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess If You're Older Than 60 Based on the Vintage Foods You've Eaten?
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About This Quiz

There's an old phrase that says that they just don't make them like they used to anymore. While that might be a sad case for automobiles and kitchen appliances, we're sure you'll agree that it doesn't apply to a lot of vintage foods. After we see how many kitchen hits from the past you have bravely tried, we think that we'll be able to tell how old you are. Specifically, we'll know if you are over 60. 

Going into any restaurant these days is a testament to how food trends change over time. It might not be uncommon to be served a sandwich on a toothpick now, but it's no less strange than heading to a potluck with a Tuna and Jello Pie in tow back then. We're sure that we'll look back at our fancy food in 30 years and say yuck, too! 

As we go through this vintage food quiz, we're going to ask you which ones you've tried. After we see your responses, we think we'll get an accurate portrait of your age based upon your food knowledge. If you did try it, be honest. If you didn't put it in your mouth, consider yourself lucky! Will we get your age right once you tell us? 


What are your feelings about Pineapple Upside Down Cake?
It's one of my favorites.
It's okay, I guess.
I prefer Pineapple Liver Sausage.
I don't like pineapple.

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Have you tried Baked Alaska?
I make it sometimes.
I've never tried it.
It's not my thing.
It looks nasty.

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Do you like Lobster Relish?
I do not like lobster relish.
What on earth is that?
Don't knock it until you try it.
I'll eat anything with lobster in it.

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How tasty are Meatballs with Grape Jelly?
It's surprisingly tasty.
That sounds disturbing.
Marinara sauce is much better.
I'll pass on the meatballs with grape jelly.

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Are you a fan of Sloppy Joes?
They are too plain for me.
I grew up eating them.
I used to make them a lot.
They are too meaty for me.

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Would you rather eat spinach dip or artichoke dip?
I love them both.
I don't like either.
Artichoke dip is much better.
I like spinach dip more.

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Were you served a dish called Ham and Bananas Hollandaise?
I think I just threw up a little.
I would give it a shot.
It's not as bad as it sounds.
I don't eat ham.

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What is the best way to eat SPAM?
SPAM sandwiches are good.
I'll pass on the SPAM.
SPAM salad isn't too bad.
I would love to try SPAM.

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Did you ever try something called a Tuna Mold?
I don't recommend it.
I feel a little queasy.
The steak sauce makes it good.
I tried it—and spit it out.

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How would you rate Pigs in a Blanket?
5
2
8
0

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Have you ever owned a can of Easy Cheese?
I have one right now.
I have no idea what Easy Cheese might be.
I used to buy it all the time.
I've eaten it at parties.

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Which kind of quiche do you like most?
Spinach and feta
What's quiche?
Bacon and cheese
I've only heard of quiche.

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Have you ever added Poppy Seed Dressing to your salad?
I love poppy seed dressing.
I would love to try it.
It's not that great.
It sounds gross.

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Would you give Hamburger Helper a thumbs up?
I would give it one up and one down.
I would give it a thumbs down.
Two thumbs up from me.
Tuna Helper is much better.

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Did you ever try Coronation Chicken in the '70s?
I still enjoy it!
I don't remember.
It wasn't my favorite.
I like Blackened Cajun Chicken more.

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When did you first try Carrot Cake?
I was really young.
I've been wanting to try it.
I was an adult.
My grandma used to make it.

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What are your thoughts on Blue Cheese Mousse?
I've never heard of it.
I need to excuse myself.
It's really good.
What on earth?

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What is your opinion of Deviled Eggs?
It depends how they're made.
I'll have one at holiday dinner sometimes.
I could eat them every day.
They are disgusting.

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What did you think the first time you tried a Tostino's Pizza Roll?
I nearly threw up.
I fell in love.
I will never eat those.
I was so hungry, I didn't care.

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Back in the day, did you like Watergate Salad?
It was not my thing.
I've only heard the name.
I still love it.
I didn't like it then, but I like it now.

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Were you wowed by Cool Ranch Doritos when they came out?
I didn't notice.
I thought they were always around.
I was grossed out.
I loved them.

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Did you enjoy eating Apricot Chicken?
I don't like fruit with chicken.
It sounds yummy.
I loved it.
I would try it.

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What do you think of the '80s classic named Salisbury Steak?
It's delicious.
It's vile.
It's better when it's homemade.
I've never tried Salisbury Steak.

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Did you ever start a day with Five Alive?
I prefer Tang.
I'm sure my parents bought it.
I remember it well.
I've never had it.

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Were you a big fan of Spaghetti-Os when you were younger?
I thought they were gross.
I loved them.
Spaghetti should not come in a can.
I ate them, but I don't eat them now.

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Have you ever eaten from a Celery Log at a party?
I have!
I have eaten Ants on a Log.
I've made several Celery Logs.
I would give that a shot.

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Would you like to have a serving of Battenberg Cake?
I'll have two servings, please.
What is that?
I would rather have Black Forest Cake.
I'll have a few bites.

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Do you still enjoy eating Yo Yo biscuits?
I should make some.
Ummm ... what is a Yo Yo biscuit?
I would love to have some.
I'm on a low carb diet.

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Have you ever tried a Hidden Ham?
They are great!
I prefer to see my food.
They are overrated.
I don't eat pork.

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What do you prefer to dip in fondue?
I avoid shared food.
It's great with bread.
I like to dip fruit in fondue.
I've never tried it.

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