Can We Guess If You've Been Married?

By: Emily Maggrett

Can We Guess If You've Been Married?
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About This Quiz

They say you shouldn't change to make someone else love you, but what if you change as a result of having loved someone else? The fact is that love brings change, whether you want it to or not. Statistics show that a strong marriage definitely makes you healthier, while singlehood ensures that you have a better social life than your coupled-up friends. Divorce can lead to extra stress but also to a fresh start in life, while those caught up in "it's complicated" situations may feel more frustrated than they admit.

So what's your status? Are you happily married? Newly divorced? Excited to be single? Seeing someone who's hard to pin down? In this quiz, we're going to guess what's up with your love life by asking you a series of seemingly random questions. You'll need to tell us whether you prefer "Game of Thrones" to "The Walking Dead," how many pairs of sweatpants you own and what your typical Sunday is like. 

In return for your answers, you'll find out whether you match the profile of a single person, a married person, an "it's complicated" person or a divorced person. Keep in mind, most people play all those roles at some point in their lives, so there's no shame in receiving any result. Ready to find out whether your vibe is single or married? Hit pause on whatever you're doing and come play this quiz!

 

1. morning How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
15 minutes
90 minutes
45 minutes, if you include my morning meditation
1 hour

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2. pond If you had to compare your love life with a body of water, which one of these would you pick?
A scenic pond
A sparkling swimming pool
A deep, deep lake
A stormy sea

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3. skin Pop quiz: how many steps are there in your nighttime skin-care routine?
Six steps (cleansing, toner, serum, eye cream, moisturizer, sunscreen)
10 steps (makeup removal, cleansing, toner, essence, emulsion, serum, sheet mask, eye cream, moisturizer, sunscreen)
Three steps (cleansing, moisturizer, sunscreen)
Haha, like I have a "nighttime skin-care routine."

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4 book In the past year, how many self-help books have you read?
Uh, half of one?
Zero, my dude!
Four or five
Does "He's Just Not That Into You" count?

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5 shopping What kind of places do you blow the most money at?
Furniture stores
Clothing stores
Travel agencies
Perfumeries

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6 career In the past two years, have you made a major career change?
Nope!
Yes, I moved to a new city for work.
Yes, I changed fields.
No. I don't have the energy for something like that.

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7 dating app How many dating apps are you on?
Is Facebook a dating app?
Three or four
Two
One, but I check it constantly.

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8 saving Let's talk finances. What are you currently saving up for?
A house
A tropical vacation
A new couch
Designer shoes

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9 fight You and your love interest most often fight about ... ?
Who should take the trash out
Who gets the boat
Whether or not they truly love me
I don't have a partner.

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10 beach If you unexpectedly got the day off, how would you spend it?
Cleaning the grout in the bathroom
Hitting the beach with my friends
Browsing my favorite bookstore
Obsessively checking all my social media accounts while not doing anything in particular

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Yep! My thumb is green, green, green.
I've got a couple potted succulents.
I'm learning how to garden, but I'm certainly not a master of it.
I haven't kept a plant alive since 2001.

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Stone Front 18 Let's say you're locked out of your house without a spare key. What do you do?
Call a locksmith
Ask one of my friends to help me break in
Sit on the porch and wait for one of my housemates to come home
Sacrifice a window so I can get in immediately

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Texting Be honest: how often do you check your phone for messages from your love interest?
Rarely
Twice a day
Four times a day
Every five minutes

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Can We Guess Your Intellectual Age? 1 Do you think children should be allowed in fancy restaurants?
Of course!
Maybe not? They ruin the mood.
Well-behaved children are fine; rambunctious kids aren't.
No! I hate kids.

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Relax alone How would you describe your typical Sunday?
Puttering around the house, doing projects and watching Netflix
Brunching with my friends, then hitting up the farmer's market
Going to church then working on my career development or going kayaking
Sleeping late, then going to the salon

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35 Unsure woman Do you struggle to understand how your love interest really feels about you?
No. I know they love me.
Yes! But that's part of the fun of it.
Sorry, but I don't have a "love interest."
Yes, and it's tearing me up inside.

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master bedroom renovation What's the best home renovation show?
"Love It or List It"
"Property Brothers"
"Grand Designs"
"Rehab Addict"

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Metallic Nails How often do you get your nails done?
Erm ... once every five years?
Once a month
I don't believe in that any more.
Once a week

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Money If your best friend asked to borrow a thousand dollars, would you help them out?
Probably not. That's a lot of money!
Yes. My best friend is really important to me.
I'd lend them at least part of it.
No. I just don't have any spare cash.

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How Long Will It Take for You to Meet Your Soulmate Do you believe in the concept of soulmates?
Not really
No. There are many people who might be right for you.
Not at all. In fact, I'm not sure I even believe in monogamy.
Yes, of course

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Goals Which of these items is part of your five-year plan?
Having a baby
Getting a major promotion
Running a marathon
I don't have a five-year plan!

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Healing Gems Do you believe in the healing power of gemstones and crystals?
No, that's all fake New Age nonsense.
I don't really believe in them, but I think crystals are pretty.
Gemstones and crystals are essential to my inner tranquility!
The only gemstones I believe in are diamonds, baby!

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Love Which of these quotes about love resonates with you the most?
“Love is a friendship set to music.”
“Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.”
“Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.”
“Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.”

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Therapy In your opinion, can therapy help almost anybody?
Nah. Most people don't need it.
Therapy is useful, but friends and exercise are better!
Therapy can improve your life immeasurably.
It can help many people, but probably not me.

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Razor Answer truthfully: how much manscaping or womanscaping do you actually do?
Not a whole lot!
I take care of EVERYTHING.
I do the bare minimum.
It depends on whether I'm in a relationship or not.

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Instagram Does looking at your friends' Instagrams make you feel happy or anxious?
Mildly happy
Really happy
Anxious
Jealous

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corgi / Somewhat Dogged / Can We Guess Your Forever Favorite Dog Breed 1 What do you think of people who take their dogs everywhere?
I sort of don't get it!
Dogs are the best; why wouldn't you take them everywhere?
They seem kind of childish to me.
I take my dog everywhere and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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Social Networks Of all the social networks, which one do you use the most?
NextDoor
Instagram
Twitter
Snapchat

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Sweatpants How many pairs of sweatpants do you own?
Five
I don't own "sweatpants"; I own joggers.
When I need soft pants, I wear linen pants.
One perfect pair

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Tell Us About Your Binge-Watching Habits and We’ll Guess Your Personality Type 2 Would you rather binge "Game of Thrones" or "The Walking Dead"?
Thrones, baby!
I'd rather binge "The Mindy Project."
"The Walking Dead"
I'd rather binge "Mad Men."

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