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About This Quiz
Does your crush have face tattoos or are they more wholesome than Chris Pratt? On Saturday night, is your crush wilding out at a show or studying at the library? You might think that your current crush is an extremely well-kept secret, but we've designed this quiz to sniff out the #facts!
You might think that we're going to guess the identity of your bae by asking you all about them. Actually, that's wrong. Instead, we're going to ask you all about YOU. Based on your answers, we think we can figure out which clique your crush belongs to. How's that going to work? Well, the fact is, we get crushes on people because we want to be like them. So, by understanding you, we think we can understand the kind of person you're thirsting after.
But maybe that's a weird flex. Maybe you're the exception that proves the rule ... Maybe you're the person so sneaky, our quiz will never be able to figure your crush out! Well, there's only one way to find out. So stop writing then erasing "casual not casual" DMs to your crush, and jump into this quiz! (We promise not to tell anyone at school about your results.)
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How do you dress?
I'm an athleisure weirdo.
IDK, normal? I guess?
In black, fitted clothes
In whatever's clean, bb!
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When's the last time you felt shook?
When my laptop died
When I sprained my ankle
When the heel on my favorite boots broke
When I got a B
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If your crush asked you out TODAY, how would you feel?
#Blessed
Stoked
Anxious
Confused as heck!
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Imagine that you and your crush are teamed up on a school project. Who would do the most work?
They would. Bet.
IDK, we're both lazy.
Probably me
Definitely me
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If your crush told you your favorite hobby was dumb, would you still like them?
Nah.
No way!
Lol, maybe.
Lol, totally. Dungeons & Dragons IS dumb.
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How do you get along with your fam?
Meh.
We're super tight!
They hate me (and vice versa).
They're hard on me, but it's for my own good.
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At festivals, which one of these people are you?
The one who's having WAY too much fun
The one who's unwisely crowd-surfing
The one who's being chill in some elite tent
The one who is hiding in the car because it's too noisy here
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Has anyone ever called you a "brain"?
Haha, no.
Only as a joke
Yes, when I was younger.
Yuh, all the time!
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When you see your crush, how do you usually feel?
L I T T Y
Excited!
Depressed (They don't like me back.)
Scared?
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Let's say you could study abroad in any country in the world. Which one would you pick?
United Kingdom
Mexico
France
Japan
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Do you like your current clique or do you want to change it?
I love my crew.
Can't leave my boys/girls!
We're sort of stuck together.
I'm ready to move up, TBH.
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If your crush actually asked you out, what kind of date would you want with them?
I'd want to go to a club with them and dance.
I'd want to go to a rager with them and get lit.
I'd want to walk with them through rainy city streets.
I'd want to go see Hannibal Buress with them.
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Has anyone ever called you a "freak"?
Yeah, once or twice.
No, never!
Dude, constantly.
Why would that happen?
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Are you most comfortable doing what everyone else is doing, doing what your friends are doing or being a total individualist?
Doing what my friends are doing
Doing what everyone else is doing
Being a total individualist
What friends?
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Who's your favorite Kardashian?
Low-key? Kylie.
Obviously Kendall!
Kourtney, I guess? I hate them all.
Khloé is the funniest!
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If your crush dared you to walk the ridge of a roof in high heels, would you say yes?
Maaaaybe
Yeah, why not?
No. Too dangerous.
Eek, no way!
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Would you rather have ten good friends or one GREAT friend?
Hmm. How "good" are the good friends?
Ten good friends! Duh.
One GREAT friend. I don't need an entourage.
I'd settle for ANY friends.
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Has anyone ever called you "swol"?
Lol ... not seriously
Of course. I am quite swol, actually.
JFC, of course not.
I wish!
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If your crush asked you to lie to everybody in school on their behalf, would you say yes?
Yes. I'm no narc.
What do they want me to lie about?
Sure, whatever.
No. I don't wanna get in trouble!
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Do you like adulting, or do you wish you could stay in high school forever?
High school is chill, but it's getting tired.
HIGH SCHOOL FOREVER, PLEASE!
Ugh, hate high school.
I'm obsessed with college, TBH.
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In your opinion, what's the funniest TV show of all time?
"Key & Peele"
"The Office"
"Fleabag"
"Catastrophe"
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What's your favorite kind of self-care?
Taking a long, hot bath
Going for a jog
Shopping
Meditating
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Has anyone ever called you "basic"?
N O P E.
Whatever. You're basic!
lmao, please. Never.
I'm proud to have attained basichood, TBH.
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If you were a jewel, what kind would you be?
A fire opal
A diamond
An amethyst
A pearl
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When you're upset, what kind of music do you listen to?
Cloud rap
The "Guardians of the Galaxy" soundtrack
Industrial house
Devo
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If your crush said they'd date you on the condition that it was kept completely on the down-low, would you agree?
Depends ... How dripping hot is this person?
No! They should be proud to be seen with me.
Yes. That sounds sort of fun.
Yes. I'll do anything for my crush, fr.
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What's your dream job, diva?
Famous musician
International soccer star
Independently wealthy art collector
Eccentric CEO of a major tech company
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Let's talk tiny pets. What kind do you crave?
A lil pug
A sassy chihuahua
A black or grey cat
A cute hamster
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Last but not least: Do you actually like your crush or do you just want to BE your crush?
I think I actually like them.
I'm just attracted to them a lot, TBH.
I MIGHT want to be them.
I definitely just want to be someone else. 😛
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