Can We Guess What Kind of Dog You Are?

Jennifer Post

5 Min Quiz

Image: Hillary Kladke / Moment / Getty Images

About This Quiz

You know how they say that people start to look like their dogs? Or maybe it's the other way around. Either way, dogs mean a lot to people. A dog is a man's best friend. There are dog breeds that love to snuggle and give unconditional love, and there are dog breeds that are stand-offish and don't like to be around people. Dalmatians are basically the cutest dog breed, but they don't make for such great pets. They can be aggressive and are especially not great with kids.

But a golden retriever, a classic dog breed, makes for a great house pet as they are comfortable around kids and can be easily trained. Do any of the traits above sound like you? Or are there other traits you have that fit a dog breed that has yet to be mentioned? That's probably true as there are hundreds, if not thousands, of dog breeds. The average dog is about as smart as a 2-year-old child. Hopefully, you are smarter than that unless you are a 2-year-old child, and then, we're really wondering how you're taking this quiz! Maybe you want to give a home to a dog that matches your personality, so take this quiz to find out what kind of dog you are!

Do you want a big family?

Yes! I come from a big family.

I'd be happy just me and my significant other.
I'm going for a normal size family.

I don't think I want kids.

What do you do when something is stressful?

I take the situation seriously and attack it from intelligence.

Stress is no fun, so I kind of ignore it.
I aim to help others, and I need to focus on helping myself too. I work through stress.

I get a little aggressive.

What is your ideal way of spending a day?

Reading, watching documentaries

Brunching with friends, workout class
I really enjoy working.

I like to keep busy so running errands, visiting friends is how I like to spend my day.

What kind of friend are you?

I'm the one bringing everyone together to hang out.

The fun one!
The one who cancels plans because of work

The one who tells it like it is

Do you like to be out in nature?

As much as I can

I prefer to be indoors.
I don't have much time for it, but I like to get out when I can.

I could take it or leave it.

When do you feel the most productive?

In the morning

After lunch
Whenever I'm at work

After I've yelled at someone

What were you like in school?

Smarter than the teacher

Talkative
Always had my nose in a book

I hate to say it, but I was kind of a bully.

What TV show would you binge on a snow day?

"Kitchen Nightmares"

"You"
"The Office"

"Judge Judy"

Are you close with your parents?

They're like my best friends.

Very close!
I don't see them often, but we talk.

They have a milder temperament than me, but we get along.

Do you like to be social?

I love being surrounded by a lot of people.

I like small groups of people.
I prefer to be on my own.

Yes, but then I need to recover by being alone.

What is closest to your current job?

Teacher

Hair stylist
Office assistant

Lawyer

How do you like your coffee?

I prefer espresso.

With milk and flavored syrup
Black

Strong with milk

When you go out to eat, what do you typically order?

Steak

Salad
Sandwich

Pasta

What drink do you order to go along with your dinner?

Beer

Wine
Old fashioned

Whiskey neat

Do you prefer a digital calendar or a paper one?

Digital

I am glued to my phone, so paper would be useless.
I like crossing things off physically, so paper.

I always forget stuff anyway, so it doesn't really matter

What is your dessert of choice?

Chocolate chip cookies

Ice cream sundae
Creme brûlée

Dark chocolate mousse

What type of learner are you?

I learn through experiencing things.

I'm a visual learner.
I can learn just by listening.

I learn from failure.

What time do you like to wake up?

5 a.m.

9 a.m.
7 a.m.

6 a.m.

What is your decor style?

Rustic

Feminine
Industrial

Contemporary

What type of books do you like to read?

Historical non-fiction

Young adult
Self-help

True crime

Are leggings pants?

If they're worn with a shirt that covers the bum

The best kind of pants
No, pants are pants.

I don't care what people wear.

What is your favorite flavor combination?

Garlic and herbs

Fruit and cheese
Chocolate and peanut butter

Rum and coke

Do you like to garden?

It's my favorite pastime.

Nope. Too much effort.
I like to see the fruits of my labor. Pun intended.

I grow herbs, but that's about it.

Do you consider yourself high energy?

I have to in order to keep up with my kids.

When I'm highly caffeinated.
When I'm excited about something, but not on the whole.

Yes! It's a little much for people.

Do you like to travel?

Not really. I have all I need close to home.

Oh yes! Paris is next on my list.
It's hard to find the time, but once I retire I plan on traveling for months at a time.

I do, but only to tropical destinations.

What is your favorite type of animal?

Sheep

Fish
Wolf

Bird

How hydrated are you?

I drink water on a regular schedule.

Not enough! Thanks for the reminder.
I have one of those cups that reminds me to drink water.

I run on coffee, which is water.

Do you consider yourself a clean person?

Organizational skills are my forte.

I'm not messy, but I'm not immaculate.
Yes, but only because I don't have a lot of stuff.

I wait until there's a big mess, and then I clean it all at once.

Do you prefer texting or phone calls?

I'm a little old school so, phone calls.

Texting
Email

It depends on how important what I have to say is.

Which stall do you choose when you use a public restroom?

I honestly don't use public restrooms.

The one farthest in the back
The first one open

I check all the stalls until I find a clean one.

About HowStuffWorks Play

How much do you know about dinosaurs? What is an octane rating? And how do you use a proper noun? Lucky for you, HowStuffWorks Play is here to help. Our award-winning website offers reliable, easy-to-understand explanations about how the world works. From fun quizzes that bring joy to your day, to compelling photography and fascinating lists, HowStuffWorks Play offers something for everyone. Sometimes we explain how stuff works, other times, we ask you, but we’re always exploring in the name of fun! Because learning is fun, so stick with us!

5 Minute Quiz 5 Min