Can We Guess What State You Are From Based on These Strange Questions?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Question 01 Which one of your toes is longer? The middle one or the big one?
They are the same.
My big toe is longer.
A different toe is the longest one.
My middle toe is longer than the others.

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Question 02 Would you rather be forced to listen to Celine Dion or Norwegian death metal for an entire day?
Whatever my coworkers play is worse.
I'll take the death metal.
What's wrong with Celine Dion?
I'm opting for silence.

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Question 03 Have you ever satisfied the munchies by eating ketchup on crackers?
Gag! No way.
It's tastier than you might think.
Crackers are better with spray cheese.
No, but I might try it before I get paid again.

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Question 04 What do you think you have in common with a walrus?
My tusks are pretty.
My bark is worse than my bite.
I like to flop around in the sun.
We both have whiskers.

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Question 05 Would you jump at the chance to swim in a pool filled with cherry jello?
It's highly overrated.
Sign me up!
I'll pass on such a sticky opportunity.
Mud wrestling is more my style.

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Question 06 When you hear loud noises like church bells, do you count them?
No, but I count steps!
I do count bells so I know what time it is.
I've never noticed.
No, but I will now. Thank you so much for another annoying habit.

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Question 07 When you're really angry, which natural disaster are you most like?
A volcano
An earthquake
A tornado
A tsunami

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Question 08 Can you tap your head while rubbing your stomach and standing on one foot?
Why would I do that?
Hold on! Let me try it.
I certainly can!
That's a negative.

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Question 09 What do you think your guardian angel would say about the way you conduct yourself?
My guardian angel gave up and retired.
I'm not sure I have one.
I think I'm making my angel proud.
The devil on my shoulder has taken over the duties.

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Question 10 When cows are huddled up in a pasture, what do you think they are talking about?
The price of cheese
The incoming rain
The farmer's new tan
Betsy's lactation issues

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Question 11 Do you think flipping a coin or consulting a Magic 8-Ball is the best way to make a decision?
Making a pros and cons list is the best way.
My Magic 8-Ball has never failed me.
I let my horoscope decide.
You never know what will happen. You might as well flip a coin.

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Question 12 Which one of these cat behaviors do you find to be the most offensive?
It's rude to expect food.
Please stop licking your butt on my table.
Why push things off the table all the time?
It's beyond rude to ignore the litter box.

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Question 13 What name would you consider giving your new pet python?
I hope we're talking about my biceps and not an actual snake!
Hugh G. Squeeze
Hiss McSlither
Sunny Underbelly

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Question 14 Can you sing all the words to the national anthem without missing any?
I can sing the chorus.
I know all the words in all the verses.
I might miss one or two.
No, but I can nail some Lizzo.

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Question 15 How strongly do you feel the effects of Mercury's retrograde?
What's a retrograde?
Everything breaks during retrograde.
I'm more affected by the full moon.
It gets to me sometimes.

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Question 16 When's the last time you looked for your phone while holding it in your hand?
Every. Single. Day.
I'm too paranoid to lose my phone.
I'm sure it was recently.
I don't do that, but I lose my glasses while they're on my head.

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Question 17 If you woke up from a steamy dream about your boss, would you tell them?
No, but I would tell my coworkers.
I would rather get a new job.
My boss would laugh about it.
That dream will go to my grave with me.

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Question 18 You're hiking and you encounter a jaguar. What reaction would you have?
I'm sure I would need a change of underpants.
I would back away slowly.
I'm going to introduce myself.
That's why I don't go in the woods!

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Napping
My partner
Horror films
IKEA

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Question 20 How would react to having your lunch stolen out of the breakroom fridge?
Heads would roll!
I'll lace a decoy with laxatives tomorrow.
I'll bring an extra. Maybe someone's hungry.
I'm going to send out a company-wide memo.

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Question 21 Are you more likely to win a game of LIFE or a game of Battleship?
I'm better at chess.
I could win at LIFE.
Monopoly is my jam.
I can sink any of your Battleships.

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Question 22 You can tell us! Do you still sleep with a nightlight?
It also plays music.
I sleep with a hallway light on.
I leave a few lights on throughout the house.
I prefer to sleep in total darkness.

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Question 23 If you could only eat one type of citrus fruit for a week, which one would you choose?
Oranges
Nectarines
Grapefruits
I wouldn't survive that week.

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I don't go to many art galleries.
You're not supposed to giggle?
You have to be made of stone to avoid laughing at some of them.
I take art very seriously.

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Question 25 If you reached into your couch cushions, what is the first thing you would pull out?
Cheetos
The remote
Coins
I have no idea what that is, but I'm burning my couch!

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Question 26 When we say FREAK, what's the first word that comes to mind?
Leash
Show
Super
Out

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Question 27 Which mall store should just go ahead and take all of your money?
Hot Topic
Bath & Body Works
Torrid
American Eagle

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Question 29 Do you drive more like someone's grandma or more like a racecar driver?
It depends who you ask.
I'm a really cautious driver.
I drive with reckless abandon.
I'm a seasoned professional who drives at a safe and steady pace.

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Question 30 What flavor of Ramen noodles would you buy if they were put on the market?
Dill pickle
Beef jerky
Bacon avocado
Cotton candy

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