Can We Guess What State You Belong in Based on the Words You Use?

By: Teresa McGlothlin

Can We Guess What State You Belong in Based on the Words You Use?
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About This Quiz

Many times, the words we use can tell others a lot about us. From our education levels to the regions we grew up in, our vocabularies hold clues that run a lot deeper than what we are trying to say. During this quiz, we're going to examine the words that you use to figure out which of the 50 states you should call home. 

Our questions will focus on both the words that you frequently use and the words you do not find yourself using all that often. By putting your word choices under the microscope, we'll be able to pick up certain traits and qualities that you are not coming right out and obviously displaying. Rather, we feel that your word choices will put them clearly on display. 

After we've seen the words you choose, we'll pair up those hidden gems of your personality and relate them to the state you should call your home. How far away will it be from where you live now? Will it be the same place you are now? Choose your words wisely, and we'll tell you everything except the zip code or the name of the town you should live in. Which state will it be? 

Which word do you find most disgusting?
Curd
Moist
Puce
Phleghm

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How do you refer to your vehicle?
It's my chariot.
It's my ride.
They're my wheels.
it has a nickname.

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What do you call money?
Cash
Clams
Greenbacks
Smackers

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What do you call your significant other most often?
Baby.
Honey.
I can't say that here.
Sweetheart.

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How would you describe a wealthy person?
Loaded
Rich
Successful
Affluent

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If someone is being rude, how would you sum them up?
Jerk
Meanie
Moron
Misguided

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What do you call your nose - other than "your nose?"
Beak
Honker
Snotlocker
Scnhozz

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Do you always call them your feet?
Sometimes, I call them my tootsies.
I call them my dogs.
I always say feet.
I say dew-beaters.

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Which word for your backside do you use?
Bum
Keyster
Rump
Booty

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What do you call the place you live?
Homestead
House
Crib
Flat

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Do you call it pop?
I call it Coke.
It's soda to me.
I've always said pop.
I always say carbonated beverage.

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How do you order a beer?
Pint
Brew
Draft
Beer

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Where do you go to relieve yourself?
Head
Bog
Loo
Bathroom

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How do you answer the phone?
I state my name.
"Yellow."
"Hello?"
"Howdy!"

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Where do you sit in your living room?
Sofa
Couch
Settee
Lounger

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When something smells bad, how do you describe it?
Vile
Rancid
Gross
Pungent

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What letter does your favorite curse word start with?
A
S
F
G

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Instead of saying "zero," what word would you use?
Zilch
Nada
Zed
Zip

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Which word do you use to say that something is beautiful?
Awesome
Gorgeous
Pretty
Righteous

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Which word meaning friend do you find yourself saying most often?
Bestie
Pal
Buddy
Mate

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How do you say thank you?
"Cheers!"
"Thanks!"
"Cool!"
"Perfect!"

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What do you call the first course of a meal?
Hors D'oeuvres
Starter
Appetizer
Munchies

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What slang word for pizza do you say?
Pie
Slice
'Za
Wheel

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Is it a milkshake or is it a frappe?
What's a frappe?
It's a malt.
It's a milkshake.
It's a lactose intolerant disaster.

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How do you refer to kids most often?
Children
Munchkins
Crumbsnatchers
Little ones

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Which word for mouth do you spit out most often?
Gob
Piehole
Trap
Jaw

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What funny word do you use most?
Hysterical
Hilarious
Amusing
Entertaining

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What word would you use to describe a tornado?
Twister
Whirlwind
Cyclone
Funnel

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What might you exclaim in happiness?
"Yay!"
"Hallelujah!"
"Sweet!"
"Radical!"

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How do you hang up the phone?
"Bye."
"Bye, bye."
"Later."
"Ta."

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