Can We Guess Where in Britain You Live Based on How You Speak?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess Where in Britain You Live Based on How You Speak?
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About This Quiz

English is one of the most widely-spoken languages in the world, and also one that has borrowed the most from other nations' tongues. But while there are varieties of English all over the planet that are diverse to the point of becoming separate dialects, even within the United Kingdom, English is spoken in a variety of different ways. Indeed, one reason the great English class system continues to exist to this day is that it's possible to tell a great deal about an English person's background just based on the way they speak. As Henry Higgins of "My Fair Lady" fame puts it, "An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him. The moment he talks, he makes some other Englishman despise him!"

From the dropped H's of Cockney in London's East End, to the short vowels of most accents from Birmingham and north, to the specific idioms and vocabulary that are common north of the border; from the BBC newsreader voice that is considered one of the most recognizable on the planet, to the soft Edinburgh accent that scores highest for immediate trust, there is a huge spread within English. Tell us how you use it and we'll see what it tells us about you!


Awesome
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How do you say something is great?
Splendid
Belta
Crackin'
Terrific
Small River
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What is a little river called?
Burn
Beck
Stream
Brook
Lake
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What is a midsize inland body of fresh water called?
Loch
Tarn
Reservoir, probably
Lake

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Coins
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What's a saying you like about money?
Mony a mickle maks a muckle!
Penny-wise, pound-foolish
That costs an arm and a leg
A stitch in time saves nine
I Don't Know
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How do you say you are not informed of something?
I dinna ken
I dunno
I don't know nothin'
I don't know
Boy
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What is a generic term for a boy or young man?
Lad
Gadgie
Bloke
Youth

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Infant Child
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What is a word for an infant?
Bairn
Babby (with two "b's") or tyke
Nipper
Sprog
Flirting
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How do you tell someone they are physically pleasing to you?
Ye're a bonny lass/lad
You're a reet canny one
You're well fit
I fancy the pants off you
Greeting Friend
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How do you greet your friend?
Ey-up, mate!
Wotcha!
Alright mate!
Hello!

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Agreed!
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How do you indicate that you agree with something you just heard?
Aye!
Reet good
Innit
Hear, hear!
A Man
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What's a neutral - neither offensive nor polite - word to refer to a man?
Fella
Bloke
Geezer
Chap
Thanking Coworkers
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How do you thank someone?
Thanks
Ta
Alright (we just really like saying this)
Cheers

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Hot Tea Cold Day
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If you finally got your mitts on a nice hot cup of tea after a cold and miserable day, what might you say?
I'd just sigh happily
That's a worldie cuppa, that is
Lovely jubbly
Excellent
Doctor Smiling
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How do you say someone is a really good sort of person?
I say they're braw
I say they are worldie, which is a compliment for both people and things
I say they're cracking
I say they are a good egg
Bathroom
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What do you call the powder room?
The bathroom
The toilet
The bog
The loo

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Slang YOLO
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What's some local slang that people probably wouldn't understand without context?
She's up to high doh
He's a reet Bobby Dazzler
Can you Adam 'n' Eve it?
That's just not cricket
Play Fight
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What is a word for any fight from a small and mostly civil disagreement between two people to a giant riot in which many people are seriously injured?
Rammy
Barny
A bit of aggro
Tiff
Thumbs Up
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What's another way to say something's really good?
That's barry
That's proper good
That's the dog's bollocks
That's the bee's knees

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Wealthy
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How do you say someone is wealthy?
She's minted
He's loaded
We're not shy of a bob or two
They are doing all right
Homeless
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How do you say someone is poor?
We do not need to say this, we just assume it is the case unless informed otherwise
He's skint
He's broke
He's poor
Busy
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How might you say you are going somewhere quickly, as in a short errand?
I'm gaun
I'll nip over
I'll pop round
I'll just truck on down

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Cursing
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What curse word would you use if you didn't want to be too offensive?
Flaming, as in "flaming idiot"
We do not use inoffensive curse words where I am from: that is not the point of cursing
Bleedin'
Bloody
Casual Dining
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What is a good casual place to get some food?
Kebab van
Chippy
Chippy or Indian, as in "let's go for an Indian"
Maccy D's
Couch
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What's the big long multi-person seat opposite your TV?
Well, we're pretty tough, so it's probably a bench made of solid rock
Couch
Settee
Sofa

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Living Room
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What room do you hang out in at home?
Sitting room
The lounge
Front room
The drawing room
Police
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What nickname do you call law enforcement?
The police
The dibble
The fuzz
The rozzers
Wow Face
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How do you say "wow"?
Och!
Gosh
Crikey or blimey
Goodness or wow

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Drunk Man
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How do you convey that you are inebriated?
I'm rat-arsed (yes, really)
I'm bladdered
I'm plastered
I'm legless
Dinner
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What do you call the meal you eat in the evening?
Supper
Tea
Tea or supper
Supper or dinner
Tea Time
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What time is teatime?
There is no teatime, that's indulgent
6 p.m.
5.30 p.m.
5 p.m.

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