Can We Guess Which Country You'd Disappear To?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Why do you feel like disappearing in the first place?
I've gotten bored.
There's not enough here for me.
I just feel like seeing the world.
A bad experience here

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Do you want to go someplace where you'd fit in or someplace truly different?
I want to mostly fit in.
A little of both, I guess.
I want a really different experience.
I want to know the language but have a lot of other things be different.

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How much traveling do you do right now?
None
I travel very little.
Tons!
I've only been on a couple of vacations.

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Can you speak any other languages?
Not a word
I can sort of communicate in another language, but not fluently.
I know more than one language.
I know a word or two.

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When you think about traveling, how high up the list of priorities is good food?
Meh, there's good food everywhere.
Top of the list!
It's a definite consideration.
I keep it high on the list.

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Speaking of food, do you consider spicy food to be good food?
I'm not a huge fan.
No spice for me, thanks!
I absolutely love spicy food.
I dig spice sometimes, for sure.

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Are you interested in the history of the places you visit?
Maybe a little
Very much!
History is always interesting to me.
It's not my main concern, but I'm not disinterested.

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Do you like getting to know traditions and customs in other cultures that are different from your own?
Not really
To a degree
I love that kind of thing!
Sure, why not?

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Are you OK with a looooooong travel time?
Bring it on!
Not really
I can handle some travel.
Well, not too long.

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How well do you communicate with people when there's a language barrier?
Terribly
It' a struggle, but I manage.
I can do pretty well.
Not good at all

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Does bad weather ruin a vacation for you?
I'd prefer nice weather.
Rain or shine, there's always something to do.
Nah, it's all part of the experience.
Oh, yeah!

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Are you the kind of tourist who hits up museums in other countries?
I'm not a big museum person.
I can't get enough of museums!
Definitely, there's always at least one on my list.
I'm not against a museum, but I doubt I'd go out of my way.

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Is it really a vacation if you don't get to go to the beach?
I have to hit up a beach at least once.
Beaches are nice, but not my main interest.
I don't need the beach.
A beach is integral to a good vacation.

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If you were going to disappear closer to home, what city would you choose?
Los Angeles
New Orleans
New York
Miami

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Do you want to disappear someplace that it'd be super easy to lose yourself in?
For sure!
No, I still want to know where I'm going.
Yes, I like an adventure.
Oh no, I want to keep it pretty small and easy to navigate.

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Who would you be disappearing with under ideal circumstances?
Whoever wants to come
My family
Just me
My best friend

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When you're thinking about where you might travel, do you worry about local illnesses?
I'd like to avoid exotic diseases.
Yes! I'm very afraid of getting sick.
Nah, you can prepare for that stuff.
Maybe a little

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What about wildlife? Would the creatures that live in a certain country make you think twice about visiting?
It's not like I'm going to be wandering in the woods, so not really.
Yep!
I've never really worried about it.
Yeah, I can't handle deadly animals.

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Do you need all the amenities you have at home?
Yes!
Ideally, I'd like it to be not too much different.
Not at all
Some would be nice.

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Do you want to head to a place where you have a ton to explore or just a single place you can relax?
I want a chill place with a little bit of exploring on deck.
Why not both?
I want to explore!
Just let me relax and take it easy.

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How long are you looking to disappear for, anyway?
Maybe a season
I don't want to go back.
As long as I can
Just until I get a good tan.

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How do you plan to get around once you get where you're going?
I imagine I'll drive.
I want to walk as much as I can.
Mass transit!
I don't think I'll be wanting to go too far, really.

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Think you'll send anything back home to the people you left behind?
A nice postcard!
Maybe some kind of fancy souvenir
All kinds of fun and exotic stuff
I'll just bring stuff when I head back home.

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Do you tend to pick up accents when you travel?
Is that a thing people do?
After a while
Not really
I have no idea!

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What kind of environment are you looking to disappear in, anyway?
The city
The countryside!
The middle of nowhere
A resort

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Do you get anxiety when you travel?
A tiny bit
More than I'd like
Not at all
Tons!

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What's your least favorite part of the travel experience before you get to your destination?
The food
All the people
I kind of love the whole experience.
The time it takes

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If your flight gets canceled, do you know what you'll do?
I guess I'll see what the airline has to say.
I might freak out a little.
I've spent a ton of time waiting in airports. I'll be fine.
I have no idea what you do when that happens.

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What's the most touristy thing you like to do when you go on vacation?
Buy tacky souvenirs
Visit all the local landmarks
Sample all the local cuisine
Nonstop selfies

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In reality, we're stuck with other countries. In fiction, there are whole other worlds. What alien planet would you disappear to if it was real?
Ego the Living Planet from "Guardians of the Galaxy"
Vulcan from "Star Trek"
Tattooine from "Star Wars"
Risa from "Star Trek"

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