Can We Guess Which NFL Team You Root For?

SPORTS

Steven Miller

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Each NFL team's fans have their own unique qualities and idiosyncrasies. Between these characteristics and the traditions involved with your franchise, we figure we've got a good shot at guessing the colors you wear on Sundays in the fall. Your team's performance in recent years should seal the deal.

If you've grown so accustomed to winning that it's almost becoming boring and you believe that "Deflategate" is a fabrication to try and bring down a franchise that can't be beaten any other way, it seems clear that you are a Patriots fan. Your reaction to the day that Brady and Belichick retire will also be a clear sign that you wear the red, white and blue.

Perhaps you're on the other end of that spectrum. If you've celebrated a winless season with a parade, and you've stated, "There's always next year," during the first game of the season, we're going to guess that you're probably a Browns fan. If you're taking solace in your basketball team, then we're even more sure of our prediction.

If your fellow fans have thrown snowballs at Santa Claus in the past and you're still riding high from your first ever Super Bowl victory, then it's obvious that you're an Eagles fan. Resist the urge to boo during the quiz if you can.

Let the tailgating begin. The food you eat is sure to tell us a lot too.

How do you feel about Jerry Jones?

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How long has it been since your team won the Super Bowl?

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What do you think the chances are that your team will have a winning season this year?

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Do you own a fedora?

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Of the following, which quarterback causes you the most discomfort?

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Does the number 214 mean anything to you?

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Of the following, which team is your biggest rival?

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Which food item are you most likely to order at the game?

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How long are you tailgating before the game?

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Which color scheme is most appealing to you?

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Which jersey number are you most likely to wear?

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Do you have any weird rituals that you engage in before the game?

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How likely are you to boo your own team if they're playing poorly?

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How emotionally tied are you to the result of the game?

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How much sports radio do you listen to?

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What are your thoughts on "Deflategate"?

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Of the following, who is the best quarterback to ever play in the NFL?

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Of the following, who is the greatest coach in NFL history?

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How will you react when Tom Brady and Bill Belichick retire?

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Which iconic fan cheering section do you enjoy the most?

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Have you ever said something like, "There's always next year", during the first game of the season?

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Do you expect to win?

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How into fantasy football are you?

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Do you watch more high school, college or pro football?

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Which running back would you say is the best of all time?

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Which wide receiver is the GOAT?

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How likely are you to wear face paint to a game?

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When you tell someone from outside your area which team is your favorite, how do they usually react?

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Have you ever attended a parade for a zero-win season?

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Besides football, which other sport do you enjoy watching the most?

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