Can We Guess Which Truck Matches Your Personality?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Can We Guess Which Truck Matches Your Personality?
Image: Wiki Commons by National Highway Traffic Safety Administration

About This Quiz

A car is all fine and good if you want to drive grandma to the park or maybe race around a track at breakneck speeds in a circle. But if you have a job to do, if you have real work that requires some horsepower and some torque, then you need a truck. Nothing gets the job done like a truck, and nothing can come close to looking as good doing it. As with many things in life, you can't be too careful when you're in the market for a new truck. No one wants to go for the first thing that comes along without any research going into it. That's just silly. You want a truck that's going to meet your needs in terms of form and function. 

With the thousands and thousands of trucks that have been produced over the years, there's something for everyone out there. But we're not concerned with that right now, are we? We're concerned with what it's right for you. Of all the trucks ever designed, what's the one that works best for you? What trucks reflects your inner self, and matches your personality? If you answer a few quick questions for us, we can narrow it right down. Buckle up and take the quiz!

If you have a big day ahead of you what are you going to have for breakfast?
Coffee and a donut
Eggs and toast
Eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, coffee
Lucky Charms

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How often would you say you go driving just for the fun of driving?
Never
Once in a while
Not often
All the time

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What's the most important thing to consider when you're looking for a new truck?
Looks
Reliability
What's under the hood
Price

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Looks aren't everything, but they must count for something. Do you like the looks of older trucks or newer trucks?
I love a classic truck.
I lean towards newer stuff.
Newer is always sexier.
I don't need antique, but not really new either.

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Why do you prefer a truck rather than a car?
I think they look better.
I can get more done in a truck.
I need that power.
I don't necessarily prefer a truck.

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A good vehicle can absolutely make your workday easier. Is a truck necessary for your job?
It's not an integral part.
It helps.
100%
Not at all

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Any good relationship requires trust. Do you trust anyone to drive your truck?
Not at all
People I know pretty well
It has to be someone I really trust.
Sure, why not?

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It's fun to cut loose sometimes, but it can cost you. Have you ever been ticketed for speeding?
Never have
Once
Yes, several times
A couple of times

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Are you a relaxed kind of person or do you tend to be a little more intense?
I am cool and relaxed.
I have a bit of intensity.
I'm intensity in 10 cities!
I feel like I'm well balanced.

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No one likes driving alone, do they? Who's most often riding shotgun with you?
My spouse
A family member
A coworker
A friend

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Back in the day, who was it who taught you how to drive?
My old man
A family member
A driving instructor
My mom

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On a sunny, Sunday afternoon, what are you listening to on the radio as you drive down the street?
Classic rock
Some country
Something loud
Some pop music

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As automaking has advanced, a lot of features have been abandoned. What do you miss most from older trucks?
Manual transmission
A cassette deck
CD players
Some roll down windows

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How often do you find yourself hauling something in your truck?
Not that often
Pretty frequently
All the time
I just carry normal stuff.

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You can drive offensively or defensively. Do you consider yourself an aggressive driver or not?
I like to drive defensively.
If I'm in a rush, I can be a bit aggressive.
I'm definitely an aggressive driver.
I'm pretty laid back.

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How would you respond if another vehicle cut right in front of you then slammed on the brakes, nearly causing an accident?
I'd probably have half a heart attack.
I'd be cussing like a sailor.
I would slam on that horn like it was my job.
I might flip them off for a second.

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If you're hanging out at home on a Friday night with some Netflix, what kind of movie are you going to be watching?
Western
Drama
Action
Comedy

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Everyone likes a fun vacation. How likely are you to take a road trip when you go on vacation?
I love to drive on long road trips.
As long as it's not too far away, I'm game.
I guess it could happen.
I'd prefer flying to where I need to go.

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If your friends are throwing a party, what kind of entrance are you making when you arrive?
Nothing special
Just a normal one, I guess.
I like to make sure I'm noticed.
I'll probably greet my friends when I arrive.

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Who do you consider to be the greatest action star of all time?
Clint Eastwood
Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Rock
jean-Claude Van Damme

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It's the end of a long work week and you're about to have lunch. How would you react if you discovered someone stole it from the office fridge?
I am going to heavily judge my coworkers.
I'm going to have to tell my boss.
I'm going to be pretty angry.
I guess I'm going out for lunch.

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Sometimes you need to get away for a weekend. What city would you want to go to the most?
Detroit!
New York
Las Vegas
New Orleans

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How many trucks have you owned in your lifetime?
I've had a few.
I haven't had one yet but I want one.
A couple
Just one

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Where would you like to take someone on a first date?
Drive-in movie
Dinner
Skydiving
An amusement park

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If you're sitting at home and get the urge to listen to some music, how do you do that?
I have a record player.
Satellite radio
Spotify
I have a YouTube playlist.

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How do you think your friends would describe you in a single word?
Laid-back
Reliable
Awesome
Fun

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The Avengers are Earth's greatest heroes! Which one do you feel closest to?
Captain America
Iron Man
Hulk
Thor

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Are you the kind of person who's always looking forward to the future or thinking about what you enjoyed in the past?
The good old days were good for a reason.
I try to live in the now.
The future is coming fast, man!
I maybe focus too much on my glory days.

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You don't have to be an athlete to still be a sports fan. What's the best sport?
Golf
Football
MMA
Basketball

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If you couldn't drive a truck, what would you be behind the wheel of?
Jeep
SUV
Hummer
Convertible

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