Can We Guess Your Age Based on Your Taco Bell Choices?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Can We Guess Your Age Based on Your Taco Bell Choices?
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About This Quiz

The great thing about Taco Bell is that it appeals to everyone, young and old. You can't feel out of place eating a taco because they're delicious no matter who you are. That said, the menu at Taco Bell is a rollercoaster ride of diverse choices, exciting flavors and sometimes just crazy ideas. It's like a fast food map of the human condition. Just trust us on that one. It's got dizzying heights and stunning lows and fulfilling in-betweens. It has bold and spicy and warm and potatoey and cheesy goodness as far as the eye can see. It's laden with treats for your sweet tooth and hefty meals for your hungriest mouths. It's got everything.  

With such an impressive menu and so many choices, we're pretty confident we can pull off an amazing trick here. We just need you to do us a favor and pick over that menu. Tell us what you absolutely love and what you absolutely hate. Tell us what you order time and time again and what you've never even tried once. Tell us everything you can about how you order from the Taco Bell menu and then we, in turn, will tell you just how old you are. It's no parlor trick; it's taco science. Take the quiz and see for yourself!

If you go through the drive-thru, do you ever take what the person at the drive-thru recommends?
Sure!
No, I know what I came for.
I guess maybe if it's what I already wanted.
Only if it's something reasonable.

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One of Taco Bell's most famous menu items ever is the Naked Chicken Chalupa. Have you ever had it?
I wish!
Not at all
I tried it.
Didn't sound appealing.

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What's your main reason for eating at Taco Bell anyway?
They have some fun stuff on the menu.
It's tasty.
It's convenient.
It's a good price.

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Why do you pick Taco Bell over a restaurant like McDonald's or Burger King?
I want something cooler than a burger.
I need something lighter.
I like something a little spicier.
I need something more flavorful.

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Taco Bell knows how to cheese your world. What's the cheesiest item for you?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Quesarito
Chips and Nacho Cheese Sauce

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If you're in a hurry for something quick and tasty, what's the best, simple item on the Taco Bell menu?
Soft Taco Supreme
Soft Taco
Bean Burrito
Crunchy Taco

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Taco Bell brings the spice sometimes. What spicy treat is the best?
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Spicy Tostada
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller

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It's hard to choose just what to fill a taco with sometimes, but if you had to pick just one filling, what would you choose?
Seasoned Beef
Steak
Chicken
Beans

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If you were going to throw caution to the wind and try something from Taco Bell you've never tried before, what would you try?
MexiMelt
Mexican Pizza
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco

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Nachos are delicious any time of day unless they're plain. You need dip! Which one would you pick?
Guacamole
Pico de Gallo
Nacho Cheese
Salsa

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The great thing about a taco is how easy it is to eat with just one hand. What's your favorite menu item that's just too messy to handle one-handed?
Mexican Pizza
Fiesta Taco Salad
Crunchy Taco, because they're messy all the time.
Mini Skillet Bowl

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What toppings are essential for a good taco to become a great taco?
Sour cream, cheese, lettuce, tomato
Lettuce and cheese
Jalapenos and cheese
Cheese, guacamole, onion, lettuce

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When you have a hankering for some steak, what's going to sate your hunger?
A.M. Steak Crunchwrap
Grilled Steak Soft Taco
Steak Burrito Supreme
XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito

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Taco Bell is nothing if not bold and willing to take chances on a weird idea. Which of their weird ideas was the absolute weirdest of all?
Naked Egg Taco
Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Kit Kat Quesadilla

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Did you know Taco Bell used to put olives on pretty much everything? What other veggie should they be offering?
Avocado pieces
I want the olives back!
Corn
Bell peppers

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What's the best meal to eat when you're going to Taco Bell?
Their breakfast is actually really good.
Seems like dinner food.
Makes a good lunch.
Why does it need to be a meal?

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What's the best breakfast item you can get from Taco Bell?
Breakfast Crunchwrap
I've never tried their breakfast.
Grande Scrambler
Breakfast Soft Taco

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If you're going to Taco Bell, you may as well order a combo, right? Which is the best one?
Chalupa Cravings Box
Combo 8 with 3 Soft Tacos
Combo 9 with a Crunchwrap Supreme
Combo 3 with 3 Crunchy Taco Supreme

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They always ask if you want hot or mild sauce with your combo at Taco Bell. What do you say?
Fire sauce too, please!
Just mild, please
Lots of both
I'll try some hot sauce, sure.

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What kind of food do you think you'd never order from Taco Bell, no matter what?
Seafood
Breakfast
Vegan
Anything super spicy

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What is the ultimate breakfast meat to go in a breakfast taco?
Why am I picking just one?
Sausage
Ham
Bacon

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What kind of meat is not on the Taco Bell menu that they really need to consider serving?
Spicy Chorizo
I'd eat a shrimp taco.
Fish, for fish tacos!
Pulled pork

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Taco Bell has a three-cheese blend as well as cheddar cheese and nacho cheese. What other cheese needs to make it to the menu?
Feta
Pepper Jack
Queso Fresco
Manchego

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You can order food from Taco Bell that goes beyond the single portion you'd expect. Which of these bulked up by the numbers foods sounds best?
7-Layer Burrito
Triple Layer Nachos
Double Decker Taco
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito

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Taco Bell tries to offer dessert, even though they only have a few options. What sounds best?
Eh, I don't need dessert.
Cinnamon Twists
Caramel Apple Empanadas
Cinnabon Delights

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If you are hungry for some chicken, you should definitely order chicken. Which item sounds best?
Naked Chicken Chips
Chicken Burrito Supreme
Rolled Chicken Tacos
Chicken Soft Taco

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When you're really craving that seasoned beef, is a little taco enough? Of course not! Which beefy favorite would you choose?
Beefy Fritos Burrito
XXL Grilled Stuft Beef Burrito
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Chalupa Supreme

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All of these tacos have got to be making you thirsty. What kind of drink would quench your thirst best?
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze
Beer
Water
A Fountain Drink

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You can sauce up your tacos in all kinds of ways. What sounds the best?
Avocado Ranch Sauce
Salsa
Mexican Pizza Sauce
Nacho Cheese Sauce

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Real talk - how many soft tacos do you think you could devour in one sitting?
I will do 10 or get sick trying!
I'm happy with about three.
Five or six for sure
Maybe four

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