Can We Guess Your Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?

By: Mark Lichtenstein

Can We Guess Your Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?
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About This Quiz

Why do you love Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Wait, wait, wait a moment. Do you remember when your elementary school teacher told you there were no dumb questions? Well, we might have just proved that teacher wrong. Why do you love Ben and Jerry's? Because one, it's ice cream, and two there are over 60 flavors to choose from!

The dynamic duo of Ben and Jerry have been producing deliciously flavored ice cream in Vermont since 1978, and it doesn't look like they are quitting anytime soon as this small town creamery is now one of the most popular ice cream producers in the world. Their ice creams are known for their whacky names and amazing combinations, and it's always a curiosity what is coming next. 

Do you think we can guess your favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor? You might give off more clues than you know. From your attitude to your favorite sport your behavior will help us determine if you are Chunky Monkey or Phish Food. Are you chasing the Americone Dream? Or do you need Chocolate Therapy every other Tuesday? 

If you love Ben and Jerry's ice cream as much as we do, then we're sure you're dying to see if we can figure out which flavor is your favorite!

How nuts are you?
I'm very sane.
I'm a bit obsessive.
I'm enthusiastic.
I'm really nuts, but I don't like nuts!

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Be honest: are you smug?
I'm so smug, it's sickening.
No, but I am extreme.
I'm a little smug.
I'm not smug at all.

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What do you want most in the world?
Laughter
More of everything
World peace, man!
I want bad things to get better.

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What type of person is your natural friend?
Clever people
People who know what they want
People who are really laid back
Weird people

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What do you eat before you eat your ice cream?
A big fat bacon cheeseburger
A steak
Tofu
Salad

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What sport do you enjoy?
Baseball
MMA
Hockey
Football

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What drink goes best with desert?
A shot of whiskey
A glass of port
A shot of vodka
A glass of water

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How will you eat your ice cream?
From a bowl
From a waffle cone
From the pint container
From my hands!

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Do you put toppings on your ice cream?
No, it's perfect as it is.
Chocolate syrup
Whipped cream
Slices of fruit

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With whom do you eat ice cream?
I eat it alone, watching TV.
My very good friend
My fellow music enthusiasts
My loved ones

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Where do you prefer to savor your favorite ice cream?
In my study
In my living room
In nature, man
Anywhere! I don't mind.

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Do you worry about your caloric intake?
No! If I don't think about it, it's not there!
Yes, and I save it all up to blow on ice cream!
No, I don't eat anything but ice cream.
I do!

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How much ice cream is the right amount to eat in one sitting?
Two scoops
One massive scoop should be enough.
Whatever the universe says at the time, man!
Exactly one and one half scoops

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What else do you do while eating ice cream?
I watch late night TV.
Nothing! I'm totally focused on the ice cream.
I listen to music.
I eat while on a treadmill.

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Were you allowed ice cream growing up?
No, for health reasons
Yes, and I was even allowed to mess with the toppings.
No, for religious reasons.
No, it was only sorbet for me.

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When did you develop your taste for ice cream?
In high school
In college
After college
When I was a child.

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How serious would it be if you could never again savor that sweet frozen deliciousness?
I would have to re-enlist in team cake.
I would suffer a nervous breakdown.
I would be sad, but I'd get over it and have some really groovy brownies, man.
I'd split my sides and then cry for days.

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Do you ever regret your ice cream eating?
Only when I look in the mirror.
Only when I step onto a scale.
No, never
Only when I run out of ice cream.

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What sort of music do you like?
Hip-hop
Classical
Alt-Rock
Jazz

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What kind of athletic activity do you think sounds like the most fun to do?
Throwing a football
Rowing as part of a crew team
Dancing
Climbing

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Do you love your favorite ice cream so much that you'd be willing to eat it after it melted?
Hmmm... no. Too chunky.
Yes! I'd melt it down and drink it on purpose!
No, it's got to be cold, man!
Yes, if I could make it into a sort of shake.

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What sort of conversation might you have with your friends over a pint of the good stuff?
Politics, totally.
We'd talk household renovations.
We'd talk about social change, man.
We'd talk about health.

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Do you march to the beat of your own drum?
No, I'm a bit of a conformist.
Totally, it's all about making what I want more extreme!
No, I have a very specific drummer whose beat I march to.
I think I do, but I'm not sure.

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Do your friends ever critique your eccentric choice of ice cream flavor?
No, because I'm a nonconformist just like all my friends.
Yes, they think it is overkill.
Yes, they thing it's too sweet.
Yes, they think it's just gross.

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What would be the perfect exotic location to enjoy your serving of Ben & Jerry's?
Times Square, New York
The Grand Canyon
A concert for my favorite band
The zoo!

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What celebrity would you most like to split a pint with?
David Letterman
Mike Colter
Trey Anastasio
Dian Fossey

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When will you absolutely not eat ice cream?
Breakfast
After midnight
Before dinner
In the winter

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What would be the ideal dinner to precede your favorite ice cream?
Some Chinese take out
A nice, thick porterhouse
Ayurveda dinner
A bowl of fruit

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Could you talk yourself into having this ice cream for breakfast?
No, never
Yes. I would have it every meal if I could.
How long until I get to eat again? Whoo. Okay. Breakfast it is.
I think I could pretend it was healthy enough for that.

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How controversial is your ice cream?
Not very
It's very polarizing.
It's too sweet for a lot of people.
It's the most polarizing of flavors.

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