Can We Guess Your Favorite Song About Trucks?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess Your Favorite Song About Trucks?
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About This Quiz

Ever since they supplanted horses as the cowboy's favorite method of transport, everyone loves a truck, and people have been singing about them all that time. Can we guess which song you've been singing along with?
What's Friday night for?
Blowing the old paycheck
Partying it up
Date night with my girl
Date night with my wife

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Jesus: friend or foe?
I know he wants to be my friend but I'm not ready yet.
Dude, I apologize to him every Sunday for what I did Saturday.
Friend of the family
Friend, mentor, savior

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Have you ever been in love?
I am in love every week with someone new.
Nah.
I am right now! As of recently.
Yes, for years and years.

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Ever thought about having kids?
Not yet, please.
I probably do but I never met them.
Yes please, soon.
I have three.

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What's your take on drinking and driving?
I try not to get caught.
It's fun.
I only do it on private land, and I only have two drinks.
I used to do that, then I grew up.

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Which state suits you?
Louisiana
Tennessee
Alabama
Georgia

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What's up with hillbillies?
They start fights but they're cool.
We're awesome.
They bother my girl. Screw em.
I used to be one.

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Does your truck ever know the touch of mud?
Yes, at my job.
No, but I feel like it's really hardcore anyway.
Yes, we live on a farm.
Yes, on weekends when I have time.

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Do you love a good ballad?
Sure.
No, that's sappy.
Yes, later though.
Love one.

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What about a sexy beat?
I'm more interested in a good dance number.
I like anything upbeat.
Yes, please.
I don't need it, I have my own mojo.

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Besides the singer of your favorite song, who else do you like?
Josh Gracin
Toby Keith
Rascal Flatts
Miranda Lambert

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What non-truck transport do you like?
I only like trucks.
Motorcycle.
Boat.
Executive town car.

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What kind of truck would you buy?
Toyota Hilux
Dodge Ram
Chevy Colorado
Ford F150

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Have you ever done it in the back of a truck?
I'm doing it right now.
So often. Glad it's easy to clean really.
Yes, but I put a blanket and cushions and stuff so it's romantic.
Yeah, before we had kids.

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Are you nostalgic for a more wholesome time?
I like the future, it's gonna be rad.
Nah, I can't remember anything before this afternoon.
No, I like now.
Oh yes, but now is even better.

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Are you drunk right now? Be honest!
I'm tipsy.
Wait, what are you doing in my room? Where are my legs?
I've had one drink.
I'm sober.

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Do you curse?
Hell yeah! Outside work anyway.
All the time. If you don't like it then don't listen.
Only when it's warranted.
Not any more. Gotta set an example.

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Do you like to partaaaaayyy?
Yes, weekly.
Rock on!
Only a party of two please.
I used to.

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How's your love life right now?
Erratic
Promiscuous
Flourishing
Married

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What do you call a small waterway?
River
Don't know. I probably puked in it though.
Creek
Stream

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What accessories does your truck have?
Truck nuts!
Guns
Photo of my girl on the dash
Booster seats for our kids

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What snack do you want?
Any sort of cold brew suits me.
Beer in a can
Beer in a bottle
Tobacco

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Where do you like to drink?
In a club
While driving
By the creek
In a parking lot

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How do you feel about rhymes?
I love half rhymes.
I'm happy with mere assonance.
I like rhyming the singular with the plural.
I don't like too many.

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Farm or town?
Both
Farm, but I go to town to party.
Farm
If you don't live on a farm you wish you did.

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Are you all grown up?
No, I'm immature as heck.
No, but I think I am.
Mostly.
Yes, and I regret it.

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Who's the special lady in your life?
Whoever's at the club
Whoever's in the truck
My girlfriend
My wife and my mom

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What's the dress code?
Cowboy hat
Denim
Nothing!
Jeans and shirt

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What's your job?
Farmhand
I have a different job every day.
Farmer
Accountant. I miss my youth.

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What's your river?
Chattahoochee River
Mississippi River
Flint River
Arkansas River

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