Can We Guess Your Favorite Song About Trucks?
By: Zoe Samuel
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About This Quiz
Ever since they supplanted horses as the cowboy's favorite method of transport, everyone loves a truck, and people have been singing about them all that time. Can we guess which song you've been singing along with?
Jesus: friend or foe?
I know he wants to be my friend but I'm not ready yet.
Dude, I apologize to him every Sunday for what I did Saturday.
Have you ever been in love?
I am in love every week with someone new.
I am right now! As of recently.
Yes, for years and years.
Ever thought about having kids?
I probably do but I never met them.
What's your take on drinking and driving?
I only do it on private land, and I only have two drinks.
I used to do that, then I grew up.
What's up with hillbillies?
They start fights but they're cool.
They bother my girl. Screw em.
Does your truck ever know the touch of mud?
No, but I feel like it's really hardcore anyway.
Yes, on weekends when I have time.
Do you love a good ballad?
What about a sexy beat?
I'm more interested in a good dance number.
I don't need it, I have my own mojo.
Besides the singer of your favorite song, who else do you like?
What non-truck transport do you like?
What kind of truck would you buy?
Have you ever done it in the back of a truck?
So often. Glad it's easy to clean really.
Yes, but I put a blanket and cushions and stuff so it's romantic.
Yeah, before we had kids.
Are you nostalgic for a more wholesome time?
I like the future, it's gonna be rad.
Nah, I can't remember anything before this afternoon.
Oh yes, but now is even better.
Are you drunk right now? Be honest!
Wait, what are you doing in my room? Where are my legs?
Do you curse?
Hell yeah! Outside work anyway.
All the time. If you don't like it then don't listen.
Only when it's warranted.
Not any more. Gotta set an example.
Do you like to partaaaaayyy?
Only a party of two please.
How's your love life right now?
What do you call a small waterway?
Don't know. I probably puked in it though.
What accessories does your truck have?
Photo of my girl on the dash
Booster seats for our kids
What snack do you want?
Any sort of cold brew suits me.
Where do you like to drink?
How do you feel about rhymes?
I'm happy with mere assonance.
I like rhyming the singular with the plural.
Farm or town?
Farm, but I go to town to party.
If you don't live on a farm you wish you did.
Are you all grown up?
No, I'm immature as heck.
Who's the special lady in your life?
What's your job?
I have a different job every day.
Accountant. I miss my youth.
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