Can We Guess Your Favorite Song About Trucks?

By: Zoe Samuel

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About This Quiz

Ever since they supplanted horses as the cowboy's favorite method of transport, everyone loves a truck, and people have been singing about them all that time. Can we guess which song you've been singing along with?

What's Friday night for?

Blowing the old paycheck

Partying it up

Date night with my girl

Date night with my wife

Jesus: friend or foe?

I know he wants to be my friend but I'm not ready yet.

Dude, I apologize to him every Sunday for what I did Saturday.

Friend of the family

Friend, mentor, savior

Have you ever been in love?

I am in love every week with someone new.

Nah.

I am right now! As of recently.

Yes, for years and years.

Ever thought about having kids?

Not yet, please.

I probably do but I never met them.

Yes please, soon.

I have three.

What's your take on drinking and driving?

I try not to get caught.

It's fun.

I only do it on private land, and I only have two drinks.

I used to do that, then I grew up.

Which state suits you?

Louisiana

Tennessee

Alabama

Georgia

What's up with hillbillies?

They start fights but they're cool.

We're awesome.

They bother my girl. Screw em.

I used to be one.

Does your truck ever know the touch of mud?

Yes, at my job.

No, but I feel like it's really hardcore anyway.

Yes, we live on a farm.

Yes, on weekends when I have time.

Do you love a good ballad?

Sure.

No, that's sappy.

Yes, later though.

Love one.

What about a sexy beat?

I'm more interested in a good dance number.

I like anything upbeat.

Yes, please.

I don't need it, I have my own mojo.

Besides the singer of your favorite song, who else do you like?

Josh Gracin

Toby Keith

Rascal Flatts

Miranda Lambert

What non-truck transport do you like?

I only like trucks.

Motorcycle.

Boat.

Executive town car.

What kind of truck would you buy?

Toyota Hilux

Dodge Ram

Chevy Colorado

Ford F150

Have you ever done it in the back of a truck?

I'm doing it right now.

So often. Glad it's easy to clean really.

Yes, but I put a blanket and cushions and stuff so it's romantic.

Yeah, before we had kids.

Are you nostalgic for a more wholesome time?

I like the future, it's gonna be rad.

Nah, I can't remember anything before this afternoon.

No, I like now.

Oh yes, but now is even better.

Are you drunk right now? Be honest!

I'm tipsy.

Wait, what are you doing in my room? Where are my legs?

I've had one drink.

I'm sober.

Do you curse?

Hell yeah! Outside work anyway.

All the time. If you don't like it then don't listen.

Only when it's warranted.

Not any more. Gotta set an example.

Do you like to partaaaaayyy?

Yes, weekly.

Rock on!

Only a party of two please.

I used to.

How's your love life right now?

Erratic

Promiscuous

Flourishing

Married

What do you call a small waterway?

River

Don't know. I probably puked in it though.

Creek

Stream

What accessories does your truck have?

Truck nuts!

Guns

Photo of my girl on the dash

Booster seats for our kids

What snack do you want?

Any sort of cold brew suits me.

Beer in a can

Beer in a bottle

Tobacco

Where do you like to drink?

In a club

While driving

By the creek

In a parking lot

How do you feel about rhymes?

I love half rhymes.

I'm happy with mere assonance.

I like rhyming the singular with the plural.

I don't like too many.

Farm or town?

Both

Farm, but I go to town to party.

Farm

If you don't live on a farm you wish you did.

Are you all grown up?

No, I'm immature as heck.

No, but I think I am.

Mostly.

Yes, and I regret it.

Who's the special lady in your life?

Whoever's at the club

Whoever's in the truck

My girlfriend

My wife and my mom

What's the dress code?

Cowboy hat

Denim

Nothing!

Jeans and shirt

What's your job?

Farmhand

I have a different job every day.

Farmer

Accountant. I miss my youth.

What's your river?

Chattahoochee River

Mississippi River

Flint River

Arkansas River

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