Can We Guess Your Gender?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess Your Gender?
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About This Quiz

Gender is an interesting thing. There are a lot of men out there who are sensitive new age guys, who don't pride themselves on being macho, just as there are a lot of women who don't think they fit the usual female stereotype. And you know, that is a good thing. There is no reason that we all have to fit into a box, just because of our gender. 

At the same point, we think that there are certain tells that all men and women have that will let us know whether you're a male or a female. You might be a guy who watches "Keeping up With the Kardashians" even though you don't want anyone to find out, or maybe you're a woman who follows the Yankees so much you know exactly what Giancarlo Stanton's OPS is on any given day, but even then we think we can figure it out.

Would you rather watch "Titanic" or "DieHard"? Do you know the difference between Lilac and Purple? If your child fell down and hurt themselves, would you kiss them and make it better, or would you tell them to get up and walk it off? Take this quiz and we'll let you know what gender you are. If we're wrong, your first therapy session is on us.

What do you want out of a car?
Power
Looks
Reliability
Good on gas
What did you play with as a kid?
Toy trucks
Dolls
Supersoaker
Rollerblades
Do you like to shop?
I hate it.
I think it is fun.
Only for certain things.
Yes, mostly online.

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How often do you text your best friend?
10 times a day.
100 times a day.
Hardly ever.
25 times a day.
What drink sounds good?
Martini
Cosmopolitan
Beer
Wine
Do you like to gossip?
Nah, that does nothing for me.
I love it!
Well, not much.
For sure!

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What movie sounds fun to see?
"Die Hard"
"Titanic"
"The Fast and the Furious"
"The Piano"
Do you like to talk on the phone?
I can't stand it.
Sure, I love catching up with people.
Meh. Not really.
It can be fun.
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
5 minutes
An hour
Half an hour
Two hours

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Are you impulsive?
Totally
Not at all
I would say so.
I don't think so.
How much product do you use?
A little
A lot
None
A ridiculous amount
Do you like to cook?
I can't really cook at all.
I love it.
I don't mind it.
If I am in the mood.

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Your 7-year-old son is crying, what do you do?
Tell him to man up.
Kiss him and make it better.
Ignore it.
Give him a hug.
What reality show would you watch?
"Survivor"
"The Real Housewives"
"Jersey Shore"
"Keeping up With the Kardashians"
Are you faithful in relationships?
Never
Always
Sometimes
Usually

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Are you into gaming?
Totally into it.
I don't even really know what that means.
Sometimes
No, but I used to be.
How many shoes do you own?
5 pairs
25 pairs
10 pairs
50 pairs
Do you have a firm handshake?
Yes, I crush hands.
I am not sure.
Yeah, it is solid.
Nope

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When is the last time you cried?
Years ago
Days ago
Months ago
Today
Who would you be in the band?
Lead guitar
Lead singer
Drummer
Bass player
How do you feel when a homeless person asks you for change?
Irritated. They should get a job.
Scared
Bored
Sad

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Can you pick up on when people are sad?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Of course
Sometimes
Usually
Where would you most like to go?
A football game
A play
A metal concert
An art opening
What class was your favorite in school?
Gym
English
Math
Music

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How often do you write letters?
Never
Often
Hardly ever
Sometimes
Are you good at starting fires?
I am awesome.
No, I stink at it.
I am pretty good.
I am not very good.
What do you do if you get a flat while driving?
Change it
Cry
Call AAA.
Call a friend.

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What do you do if you're mad at someone?
Take them out with a roundhouse kick.
Plot revenge
Yell at them
Give them the silent treatment.
What chore are you most likely to do?
Take out the trash.
Vacuum
Mow the lawn.
Do the dishes.
What type of book would you read?
A thriller
Romance
History
A memoir

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