Can We Guess if You're a Coffee or Tea Drinker?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess if You're a Coffee or Tea Drinker?
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About This Quiz

To the uninitiated, there isn't much difference between coffee and tea drinkers, but if you are a hardcore, either way, there is a world of difference. Coffee or tea?
Do you like to meditate?
I try to meditate as much as I can.
I meditate all the time.
I have tried, but it is hard to sit still.
Who has time for that?

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Where would you most like your drink of choice?
On the couch with a blanket on me.
On the floor next to an open fire.
At a coffee shop.
Outside, while enjoying a smoke.

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Do you like things slow or fast?
Pretty slow.
Very slow.
Kind of fast.
Very fast.

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What does the word 'biscuit" make you think of?
Some type of cookie.
Tea time in England.
Breakfast.
McDonalds.

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What do you drink while driving?
Nothing.
Water.
Coffee sometimes.
Coffee all the time.

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Is it possible to feel too jittery?
I think so.
Of course.
Yes, but I don't feel that way too often.
No way!

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What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed?
Get dressed.
Shower.
Make coffee.
Start the coffee machine; I made coffee last night.

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Do you ever drink coffee after 4 p.m.?
No, why would I do that?
Maybe with desert.
Once in a great while.
Sure, all the time.

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What would you drink with breakfast?
A Bloody Mary.
A Mimosa.
Coffee with Baileys.
Coffee with whiskey.

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How many types of tea can you name?
10 or more
20 or more
1-10
There are types of tea?

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You just got a coffee from a gas station and it tastes awful, what to you do?
Throw it out.
Go back in and ask for a refund.
Drink it, but be kind of mad about it.
Drink it happily.

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Have you ever drank cold coffee from the morning?
Maybe by accident.
No, that is gross.
Sure, sometimes.
Yes, why waste it?

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Why do you drink tea or coffee?
For the taste.
For the experience.
For the ritual.
For the buzz.

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Does it worry you to go a day without tea or coffee?
No, why would it?
No, I can go weeks.
Maybe a little.
Yes, it terrifies me.

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Which type of book do you prefer?
Literary fiction.
Cozy mystery.
Thriller.
True crime.

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Which comedian do you like more?
Adam Sandler.
John Cleese.
Jerry Seinfeld.
Gilbert Gottfried.

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Where would you like to live?
A town in coastal Maine.
A village in England.
Boston.
New York City.

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How often do you get restless?
Hardly ever.
Never.
Sometimes.
All the time.

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Do you sleep well?
Pretty well.
Very well.
Not bad.
Not at all.

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How do you do a college paper?
I start it a few weeks before it is due.
I start it a month before it is due.
I start it a week before it is due.
I stay up all night and do it the night before it is due.

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Which actor do you like best?
Daniel Craig.
Colin Firth.
George Clooney.
Christian Bale.

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How many books do you read a month?
5
10
2
0

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What happens when you sweat after having too much caffeine?
I drink a lot of water.
That has never happened to me.
I cut out caffeine for the day.
I have another cup of coffee.

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Are you an adrenaline junkie?
Not really.
Not at all.
Kind of.
Totally.

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What class sounds fun to take?
A dance class.
A meditation class.
A running class.
A kickboxing class.

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What do you do when you are hungover?
I drink lots of water.
I never get hungover.
I take medicine.
I drink a ton of coffee.

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Would you drink hot coffee on a hot summer day?
No way.
No, and that sounds disgusting.
Yes, if there was no iced coffee available.
Of course.

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What sounds like the best flavor of tea on a chilly fall day?
Spiced Apple Cider.
Pumpkin Spice Chai.
Earl Grey.
They all sound awful.

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Your partner just suggested you quit drinking tea or coffee, what do you think?
Sure, why not?
I wonder why they are so judgmental.
I wonder why they won't leave me alone.
I'll break up with them.

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How motivated are you by money?
Not that much.
Hardly at all.
Well, I do like money.
I love money and would do pretty much anything for it.

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