Can We Guess if You're a Millennial in 30 Questions?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess if You're a Millennial in 30 Questions?
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About This Quiz

Each generation thinks that they have it all going on. Not only that, but each generation also believes that the one before then is totally out of touch, and the one after them is filled with a bunch of trendy kids that think they know it all. 

The Millennials are no different. Everyone who knows you probably can figure out whether you're a millennial or not, just from how old you look or at the very least by checking your driver's license, but we think we can figure it out just by asking you 30 questions. Then when you're done, you can post the results on Facebook. We mean Instagram, or Snapchat, or whatever you crazy kids are using for social media right now

Do you think of your dog as your child? Do you work in tech? Do you use Uberpool to save money for booze? Do you eat all organic and buy your food at the Farmers market? Do you take recycling seriously and cover a medical marijuana card? Get ready to let us know all about your views on man buns, Coachella, avocado toast and Taco Tuesdays, and if you do, we will let you know if you're woke or you're canceled. 



What do you think of man buns?
They're so dumb.
They're okay.
They're pretty cool.
Love them!

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Do you like Snapchat filters?
What are those?
Those are so dumb.
They are kind of funny.
Love them!

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How woke are you?
Pretty woke. I got up hours ago.
I am not entirely sure.
I think I am woke.
I am so woke!

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How much do you like Starbucks?
I never go to Starbucks.
I would rather go to a local place.
I like it a lot.
I love it.

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Do you like avocado toast?
Toast made of avocados? Weird.
I have never had it.
It is okay.
I love it so much.

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Do you like hipster beards?
Since when is a beard cool?
No, so dumb and trendy.
I like them okay.
They are the coolest.

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Do you get salty often?
Well, I did have a pretzel at the baseball game.
What?
I do on occasion.
No, I am pretty mellow.

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When was the last time you wore a onesie?
When I was a baby.
When I was 5.
When I was 20.
Last night.

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What kind of beer do you drink?
Budweiser.
Corona
Sam Adams
Local Craft Beer

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Do you take Instagram photos of your food?
Why would I possibly do that?
No, so lame.
I have before.
I do it all the time.

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What is your social media of choice?
Facebook
Twitter
Instagram
Snapchat

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How thirsty are you?
Not very, I just had some water.
What am I not getting here?
I can be thirsty sometimes.
Not very, I am pretty comfortable with myself.

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Have you ever vaped?
I don't know what that is.
No, but I would try it.
Sure, a few times.
Of course I have.

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How many selfies do you take a month?
0
1-10
10-30
More than 30

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What is the best music festival ever?
Woodstock
Lollapalooza
Coachella
Burning Man

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Do you wear leggings as pants?
No, I wear them as leggings.
You mean out of the house? No!
Sometimes.
All the time.

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Do you throw shade?
How would that be possible?
I don't know what that means.
Sometimes.
Sure, all the time.

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Do you watch makeup tutorials?
Why would I possibly do that?
I don't think I ever have.
Maybe a few times.
Yes, all the time.

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Are you ever Extra?
Umm. What?
I don't think so.
Sometimes.
Sure, it's fun.

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Are you low key or high key?
I have no idea.
Low key, I guess?
High key.
Low key for sure.

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How basic are you?
I am not sure.
Pretty basic.
I have to admit I am a little basic.
Not at all basic.

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What might you attach the word "goals" to?
A soccer game.
A job.
An apartment.
A relationship.

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Want some matcha?
What?
Umm, I don't think so?
I guess so.
I would love some.

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How many tattoos do you have?
None
1
2
3 or more.

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Do you use Pinterest?
I am not even sure what that is.
No, but I know of it.
I am signed up but I don't use it.
Sure, all the time.

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Do you like memes?
Those are so dumb.
I think they're okay.
I like good ones.
Love them.

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Do you use Tinder?
No, I think that stuff is disgusting.
No, but I used to use Match.com.
I have signed up, but I don't really use it.
I use it all the time.

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How often do you use emojis?
Never.
Very rarely.
Pretty often.
All the time.

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Have you ever done a live video?
In what way?
No, that is not my scene.
I have done it a couple times.
Sure, I do it a lot.

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Do you use hashtags?
For what?
No, I don't do that.
I have but I feel kind of dumb.
Of course I do!

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