Can We Guess if You're Menthol or Regular?

By: Brian Whitney

Can We Guess if You're Menthol or Regular?
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About This Quiz

There are two kinds of people in the world, and they tend not to understand each other very well. Of course, we're talking about smokers and nonsmokers. But even if you are a smoker, there can be a great big cultural divide in that camp, and of course, we're talking about people that smoke regular cigarettes, and the ones that smoke Menthols. 

If you are a regular smoker and you go up to someone and try and bum a Menthol, you are going to be so disappointed when you find out it isn't regular. The taste of the two types of smokes couldn't be any different, and the kind of people that smoke them tend to be different too. 

You people that smoke regulars tend to be either tough Marlboro men, people who like living a bit on the edge, or just people that just enjoy having a smoke and a chat with some buddies. People that smoke Menthols are a different breed altogether, and they don't fit the normal smoking mold.

So if you smoke, you better quit, and if you don't smoke, don't start. You don't have to be a smoker to take this quiz and find out if you are Menthol or regular.

How often do people bum smokes off you?
All the time.
Sometimes.
Not usually.
Hardly at all.

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How macho do you feel when you smoke?
Totally macho!
Kind of macho.
Ehh, I don't think about that stuff so much.
Not so much.

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Do you ever smoke cigarettes without the filter?
If I am in the mood, sure.
Only if I am desperate.
I have once or twice.
No way.

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What type of music do you like?
Punk
Rock
Dance
Rap

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Do you think James Dean is cool?
Totally.
Yeah, he is pretty cool.
Not really.
Not at all.

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Are you into muscle cars?
Sure I am.
Kind of.
Not really.
Not at all.

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Would you ever smoke a clove?
I would rather be dead.
Not unless I was desperate.
Maybe.
Of course I would.

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Did you get in a lot of trouble at school?
Yeah, all the time.
Maybe a little.
Not really.
Nope.

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Have you ever been a chain smoker?
Yes, and I am now.
No, but I have come close.
No, I am pretty casual.
No way.

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Would you go outside to smoke in freezing cold weather?
Of course I would.
Maybe.
Not likely.
No way.

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Can you roll your own?
Yes, and they are perfect.
I do okay.
No.
Roll my own what?

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How into mint are you?
Not at all.
I don't like it much.
It is pretty cool.
Not my scene at all.

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Do you cough a lot when you smoke?
Not at all.
Not really.
A little.
Yeah, a lot.

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Do you cough in the morning?
Constantly.
Here and there.
Not usually.
Nope.

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Does it bother you when people tell you how bad smoking is for you?
Yes, I am an adult.
Kind of.
No, I can tell they are just concerned.
I don't pay any attention to that.

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Do you enjoy not fitting in with the crowd?
Yeah, I kind of do.
Not really.
No, I like to fit in.
I love not fitting in!

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Do you think Dave Chappele is funny?
Not at all.
Not really.
He is pretty funny.
Come on, he is hilarious!

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Would you quit if your significant other begged you to?
Not a chance.
Probably.
For sure.
Probably not.

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Do you think it's lame you can't smoke in bars?
Totally lame!
I think I should be able to do what I want.
No, I don't care.
Not really.

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Is peer pressure a big thing with you?
No, but it used to be.
Yes, very much.
Not really.
Not at all.

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Do you often buy things all your friends buy?
Not really.
Yeah, I do a lot.
Sometimes.
Pretty much never.

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Do you get a kick out of breaking rules?
I have to admit that I do.
At times I do.
Not at all.
Not really.

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Do you find it easier to meet people as a smoker?
Of course.
Well, maybe my kind of people.
Not at all.
No, but that is why I do it.

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How compulsive are you?
Totally.
Kind of.
Not at all.
Not really.

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Have you ever been doing something physical and smoking at the same time?
Yeah, I have done that a lot.
Umm, a few times.
No, that sounds odd.
Maybe once.

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Do you think if someone smokes they should be able to take more breaks at work?
Of course.
Probably not.
No way.
Probably.

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How soon do you have your first morning smoke?
Before I get out of bed.
In the first hour.
In the first few hours.
In the first half hour

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How often do you bum smokes?
Never.
Sometimes.
All the time.
Hardly ever.

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Do you smoke more when you go out to a club?
No, it is about the same.
Maybe a little.
No, way less.
Way more.

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How often do you steal lighters by accident?
All the time.
Sometimes.
Rarely.
Never.

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