Can You Finish These Famous SpongeBob Quotes?

By: Ashley Ehman
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Can You Finish These Famous SpongeBob Quotes?
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About This Quiz

Chances are you know who lives in a pineapple under the sea, but can you finish some of the most famous quotes from the "SpongeBob Squarepants" television show? This 40-question quiz will include quotes and sayings from SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy and the rest of the rag-tag group that calls Bikini Bottom home. Created by Stephen Hillenburg and brought to audiences everywhere on May 1, 1999, there have been an innumerable amount of iconic quotes that originated on the show. If you find yourself saying "Me hoy minoy" more than the average person, then this is the quiz for you!

Do you know what the study of wumbology is? Are you familiar with what body part requires more soup? Or perhaps you know that there's more to a boulder than its looks. Put your SpongeBob knowledge to the test and see if you know as much about the show as you think you do. From the Krusty Krab to Goo Lagoon, this quiz will revisit a variety of locations from the show, bringing the most famous quotes to this quiz. What are you waiting for? It's time to go beneath the waves and see if you can finish these quotes! Will you reign supreme or will you drop on the deck and flop like a fish?

Firmly grasp it in your hand
Nickeloden
When teaching Squidward how to hold a jellyfish net, Patrick says, "Firmly _____ it in your hand." What word belongs in the blank?
Grab
Grasp
Squeeze
Hold
Wumbo
Nickelodeon
In the episode where SpongeBob shrinks Squidward, SpongeBob doubts Patrick when he says "Patrick, I don't think _____ is a real word." What goes in the blank?
Wumbo
Jumbo
Humongous
Gigantic
Mayonnaise an instrument
Nickelodeon
In the episode where Squidward leads a marching band, what does Patrick ask?
"Is mustard an instrument?"
"Is tartar sauce an instrument?"
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"Is ranch dressing an instrument?"

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F is for fire that burns down the whole town
Nickeloden
In Plankton's version of the F.U.N. song, "F" stands for what?
"F is for fire that burns down the whole town."
"F is for flailing citizens."
"F is for forcing everyone to eat sauerkraut."
"F is for finding people's worst fears."
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
Nickelodeon Movies / United Plankton Pictures
According to SpongeBob, what don't you need to drive a sandwich?
Keys
A seatbelt
A full tank of gas
A license
best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
Nickeloden
The best time to wear what article of clothing is all the time?
A hat
A striped sweater
An elegant gown
A fancy pair of socks

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Imagination!
Nickeloden
SpongeBob doesn't need television because he has what instead?
Imagination
The Internet
Friends
Gary, the snail
Push it somewhere else
Nickelodeon
At one point, Patrick, the problem-solver, suggests that a group of people "should take _____ and push it somewhere else!"
The Krusty Krab
The Chum Bucket
Bikini Bottom
Patrick's rock
Advanced Darkness
Nickelodeon
When SpongeBob ends up in Rock Bottom, he describes its light-lacking appearance as "not your average, everyday darkness. This is ... _____ darkness." What word goes in the blank?
Extreme
Dark
Advanced
Super

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One Krab's Trash
Nickelodeon
"Remember, licking _____ is illegal on other planets." What is SpongeBob referring to in his legal advice?
Doorknobs
People's heads
Concrete
Tables
No Weenies Allowed
Nickelodeon
In an effort to be tough, SpongeBob says, "I'll have you know that I _____ last week and only cried for 20 minutes." What goes in the blank?
Hit my head
Scraped my knee
Pulled a muscle
Stubbed my toe
Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else
Nickelodeon
"Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" What is Patrick's response?
"Yeah, but I don't remember where."
"Not until four."
"Shoot! I forgot about that!"
"Nope, you get me all day."

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Imitation Krabs
Nickeloden
What word belongs in the blank of this famous quote? "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the _____."
Formuoli
Recipioli
Foodioli
Pastaoli
I'm ugly and I'm proud
Nickeloden
In the episode, "Something Smells," SpongeBob exclaims, "I'm _____ and I'm proud!" What word belongs in the blank?
Smelly
Ugly
Boring
Annoying
No, this is Patrick
Nickelodeon
When the Krusty Krab hires a new employee, things go awry. "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is _____." What word completes the quote?
The Chum Bucket
Your worst nightmare
A telephone
Patrick

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The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
Nickelodeon
"The _____ used to ride these babies for miles." Who used to ride boulders, according to SpongeBob?
Cavemen
Pioneers
Settlers
Pizza delivery guys
Big, meaty claws
Nickeloden
When Bikini Bottom forms a marching band, one fish suggests that "maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try playing with _____." What was he referring to?
Slimy flippers
Sticky tentacles
Big, meaty claws
Weak sponge arms
Enigma
Nickeloden
Patrick has moments of brilliance, like when he says, "the inner machinations of my mind are _____." What goes in the blank?
An enigma
Very deep
Speaking to me
Are fighting

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Am I a pretty girl
Nickeloden
According to Mr. Krabs, "that _____ makes [SpongeBob] look like a girl." What makes SpongeBob look girly?
Dress
Hat
Coat
Wig
can be excused for the rest of my life
Nickeloden
As an attempt to avoid his bully, SpongeBob asks if he "can be excused for the rest of _____." What goes in the blank?
Class
The semester
My life
This lecture
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy
Nickeloden
Plankton once said, "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in _____." What goes in the blank?
The future
Therapy
My dreams
The morning

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Wake me up when I care
Nickelodeon
Squidward once said, "Wake me up when I _____." What should the blank be filled with?
Die
Am well-rested
Win a Nobel Peace Prize
Care
Are You Happy Now
Nickeloden
After failed attempts at creating his happiest memory, Squidward says, "I might as well _____ for a hundred years or so." What does he want to do for 100 years?
Go to bed
Cry
Be a hermit
Be a loser
Your Shoe's Untied
Nickelodeon
Mr. Krabs is attributed with saying, "A five-letter word for happiness ... _____." What makes Mr. Krab happy?
Pearl
Money
Quiet
Boats

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Graveyard Shift
Nickeloden
"You mean you've never heard the story of the _____?" Squidward is surprised when SpongeBob hasn't heard of what story?
The Slash-Bringing Hasher
The Trash-Singing Masher
The Hash-Slinging Slasher
The Sash-Ringing Basher
Wishing You Well
Nickelodeon
When discussing Squidward's fears, one quote goes, "What does claustrophobic mean?" "I think it means he's afraid of _____." What is Squidward supposedly afraid of?
Tight spaces
Santa Claus
Claws
Contracts with unnecessary clauses
Life of Crime
Nickeloden
When faced with the possibility of a missing lollipop, Patrick says, "All right! Which one of you _____ stole my lollipop?" What word goes in the blank?
Thieves
Baboons
Candy-stealers
Flatfoots

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The Algae is Always Greener
Nickelodeon
"_____? My favorite!" What is supposedly Plankton's favorite food?
Holographic meatloaf
Holographic brussel sprouts
Holographic grilled cheese
Holographic chicken
Pizza Delivery
Nickelodeon
According to SpongeBob, "_____ always points to civilization." What goes in the blank?
Light
Moss
Noise
A good current
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
Nickelodeon Movies / United Plankton Pictures
Squidward has been quoted saying, "You can't fool me! I listen to _____." What word or phrase correctly completes the quote?
My mother
The news
Podcasts
Public radio

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Can You Spare a Dime
Nickeloden
What did Squidward say when asked, "What's better than serving up smiles?"
"Literally anything else."
"Being dead or anything else."
"Stepping on a barnacle."
"Nothing could beat this."
Oh my god! A floating shopping list
Nickelodeon
While Mr. Krabs is scaring SpongeBob, the yellow sponge can be heard saying, "Oh my god! A floating _____!" What is Mr. Krabs scaring him with?
Krabby Patty
Flying Dutchman
Pink slip
Shopping list
Squilliam Returns
Nickelodeon
When tasked with being a fancy waiter, SpongeBob asks a patron, "More soup for your _____?"
Armpit
Wife
Cheesecake
Bowl

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It's an Alaskan Bull Worm!
Nickeloden
"It's an Alaskan _____ worm!" What kind of worm is plaguing the town of Bikini Bottom?
Bull
Tape
Meat-Eating
Fire
I Was a Teenage Gary
Nickeloden
An annoyed Squidward once said, "Will you please stop leaving your _____ on my front lawn?
Snail
Spatula
Undergarments
Mail
Graveyard Shift1
Nickeloden
Much to Squidward's chagrin, SpongeBob is responsible for the quote, "Squidward, I used your _____ to unclog my toilet."
Paintbrush
Clarinet
Pillow
Shoes

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Survival of the Idiots
Nickelodeon
At one point SpongeBob says, "I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as _____." What did his nose drippings resemble?
Walrus teeth
Walking sticks
Knitting needles
Chopsticks
Krusty Krab Training Video
Nickeloden
At one point in the series, Patrick says, "Squidward, your _____ is talking to me.” What is supposedly talking to Patrick?
Ceiling
Door
Plant
Clarinet
Jellyfish Jam
Nickeloden
When talking about SpongeBob, Squidward once said, "SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with _____ for 12 hours.” What is SpongeBob having fun with?
Patrick
Bubbles
A jellyfish
His snail

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No Weenies Allowed1
Nickelodeon
While practicing karate, SpongeBob destroys a picnic. One fish yells, "Way to go buddy. It took us three days to make that _____ ... three days!" What took three days to make?
Potato salad
Apple pie
Ham sandwich
Picnic lemonade