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There's a place where all your dreams come true on a daily basis. You can fly and do all kinds of things that were never possible during your regular life. Your home will be a place that totally fits your personality and features items that hold special memories from your time on Earth. You'll also be happy to know that your soulmate is there waiting for you. All in all, it's definitely a perfect place.
The trick is to get into "The Good Place" and avoid that other spot where the torturous screaming seems to dominate. You pretty much need to live a pretty amazing existence to qualify. So, if you are involved in some fantastic charity work, regularly do kind and caring things for your neighbors and live a pure lifestyle, there might just be some hope for you. That being said, the system has been dealing with some pretty major errors in the selection process lately. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and be selected anyways.
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Do you do any volunteer work?
I am involved in a lot of volunteer work.
I volunteer my time to charitable causes once in a while.
I did something like that once.
I've never done anything along those lines.
If you found a wallet on the ground, what would you do?
Let's find out how much of a balance these credit cards have on them.
I'm really tempted to return it, but to keep the cash for myself.
I might take a 20 out for my troubles related to returning it.
I'd return it to the rightful owner.
Do you like kids?
I like kids that are related to me, but I'm not a huge fan of other people's kids.
Kids are okay, but they really get on my nerves after a while.
I love kids. They are truly the greatest joy in life.
Honestly, I can't stand kids.
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Do you tend to think about others or yourself first?
I'm always thinking of others.
I take care of my stuff first.
I'm really only interested in my needs. It's everyone for themselves.
I believe in filling myself up energetically so I can give freely to others.
Have you ever been in a physical fight?
I was in a pretty bad fight when I was a teenager, but there hasn't been anything like that in my adult life.
I was in one when I was a kid, but that's about it.
I just got into a brawl recently.
I never have.
Have you ever taken office supplies from work?
I haven't had to buy any office supplies in years.
I never have.
Maybe once or twice.
Yeah, but it was only a couple of small things.
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Have you ever blamed someone else for your mistake?
That's awful. I could never do something like that.
Maybe once, but I was very young.
I've definitely made it look that way a few times in my adult life.
I do that all the time.
How environmentally sustainable is your lifestyle?
I'm not falling for that global warming hoax.
I recycle once in a while, but that's about it.
I probably do more than most people.
I do all I can to live a sustainable life for the planet.
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?
I've cheated in my mind, but I've never actually done it.
Yeah, but they were cheating on me first.
I would never betray someone's trust like that.
I've cheated a few times. What can I say, I have a high sex drive.
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Do you hold the door open for other people?
Always.
Sure, if I have the time.
Nah, this is the modern age, hold your own door open.
I almost always do.
When you go to a buffet, how much food do you waste?
I usually eat about half of each dish.
I might not eat a couple small items.
My eyes are usually way too big for my stomach.
I don't waste any food.
Do you run the water while you brush your teeth?
I never even think to turn the water off.
Nope, just to rinse at the end.
I almost always run the water. It's just a habit.
I sometimes remember to turn the water off while I'm brushing.
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Have you ever cut in line?
Nope, I always wait my turn.
I have had more people cut in front of me than I've cut in front of others.
Sure, but it wasn't that big of a deal.
I do all the time. Waiting in line is for suckers.
Are you more of a talker or a listener?
I do enjoy talking.
I'm very chatty, but I sometimes get tired of hearing my own voice.
I get in a talking mood once in a while, but usually I'm better at listening.
I prefer to listen to others.
Have you ever stopped to help someone who was broken down on the side of the road?
I've done that a few times.
I think about stopping, but I always seem to be running late when that happens.
I do that on a regular basis. Those have been some of my favorite experiences in life.
Nah, that's what roadside assistance is for.
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How do you handle telemarketers who call you?
I'm always very polite.
I hang up on them immediately.
I usually yell at them or say something rude.
I'm usually polite, but they can be so pushy.
Have you ever cheated on a test?
Sure, but don't I get some credit for being able to pull it off?
Yeah, but it was a long time ago.
I always cheat on tests. I get a thrill out of it.
Nope, never.
Is it okay to tell a small lie in order to protect someone's feelings?
Nah, you've always got to tell the truth, even if it hurts badly.
I think it is, but the lie has to be inconsequential.
I'd say that even a lie that was a little bigger would be okay to protect someone's feelings.
That's a tough one, but I guess it's okay.
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Are you someone who tends to brag?
Nope, that doesn't fit me at all.
It would be pretty rare for me to brag about myself.
I might get carried away with tooting my own horn once in a while.
Yeah, but I can't help myself. I am the best.
Do you tend to hold a grudge?
Yep, I hold on to stuff so long that I forget why I'm mad.
It does tend to take a while for me to let go of stuff.
Only for really painful stuff, but even then I eventually let it go.
I let things go and forgive very quickly.
What percentage do you tend to tip your wait staff?
15%.
10%.
20% or more.
It depends on the service. Sometimes I don't leave a tip.
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Have you ever watched "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"?
I've never watched a second of that garbage.
I've definitely watched a bunch of episodes of that show.
I love that show. I've seen every episode.
I might have seen part of one episode.
Do you use foul language?
I do tend to swear a lot in the company of adults, but not around kids.
I'll let a few swear words go on occasion.
I swear like a sailor.
It's pretty rare to hear me swear.
How many times have you been to Las Vegas?
I live there.
I've never been.
I've been to Vegas multiple times.
I went there once, and that was plenty for me.
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Have you ever dressed up an animal in people's clothes?
No, that's totally cruel.
I did it once, but I felt bad about it immediately.
I used to do that all the time, but I realized it wasn't cool.
I have a number of outfits for my pet. I dress them up on a regular basis.
Have you ever pointed out that someone has "a case of the Mondays"?
That's totally my line.
I may have said something along those lines a few times.
That would be super-annoying.
Dear Lord, no.
Have you ever used the grocery store express lane even though you had too many items?
I may have done that once or twice, but I was very close to the number.
I only do that if the other registers are backed up.
I haven't, but it has been tempting on occasion.
I usually get a few extra items just to irritate people in that line.
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Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Always.
I remember about half of the time.
Nah, I'm pretty clean down there.
It's pretty rare for me not to.
Have you ever drank directly from a bottle of milk that other people were likely to use?
Of course, what's the big deal?
I may have done that once, but I was so young then.
I do that all the time. After I take a drink I usually say something like, "My milk now".
No, that's so gross.
Have you ever broken up with someone through text or email?
That's the only way I do it.
How awful, I would never do that.
I've done that a few times, but they were totally crazy.
I did that once, but my friends pointed out that it was terrible and I never did it again.
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