Can You Guess the Animal From a Pun?

By: Lauren Lubas
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Can You Guess the Animal From a Pun?
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About This Quiz

While most of us are familiar with puns based on the terrible dad jokes we hear, puns actually have a rich history that dates back to Roman philosophers. Since the first words ever written (and spoken) for entertainment, puns have been an incredible asset to dramatists, philosophers, and satirists. In recent years, however, puns have been used more with comedic delivery, as they are often seen as gimmicky in the writing world. Most puns delivered on screen and on stage are done so in a very self-aware way in order to show the audience that the writers are aware of the silliness involved. However, the sheer wit that is involved in being able to write a pun or think one up on the spot is impressive in and of itself. Oftentimes, people find themselves struggling to come up with puns if they are asked to deliver one quickly. 

Even if you think you're good with puns, you may find that there are a lot of elements that you could be missing. Remember that puns are playful ways to use language, and they are most often represented by homonyms (words that sound the same but have different meanings). We've put together 40 animal puns to see if you can guess the animal we're trying to exploit. Let's see if you can figure them out. It'll be the most pun you've ever had.

Shih Tzu If this is the only animal at the zoo, you might call that zoo a _______.
Fun Place
Shih Tzu
Labrador
Chihuahua
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Shih Tzus are an incredibly popular dog breed that was first seen in China. They are pretty high maintenance, but they are very loyal dogs.

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Panda Don't ______ to his primal instincts.
Panda
Grizzly
Polar
Fox
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Pandas come from southern China. They can grow to be more than 200 pounds, but they have a mostly plant-based diet that consists of a lot of bamboo shoots.

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Mussel I pulled a ______ working out last night.
Mussel
Ligament
Filament
Finger
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Mussels are the equate substitute of clams. These bivalves are decent food for birds and humans alike. You can spot them by their purple-black shells.

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Koala I'm definitely ______-fied for this position.
Koala
Marsupial
Kangaroo
Mongoose
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

The koala is a marsupial, but that doesn't really fit with the pun. Koalas live in trees and have a specific herbivorous diet. They sleep for up to 22 hours a day.

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Toad This is my face when my car gets _______.
Frog
Tadpole
Toad
Trunk
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

While a toad is technically a frog, it is characterized by its incredibly bumpy skin. Additionally, a toad's skin is dryer than that of a frog.

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Toucan She threw me under the bus, but _________ play at that game.
You can
Toucan
Parrot
Crow
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

The toucan has a distinctively large beak. That's why the cereal character always followed his nose (even though he technically didn't have one). A toucan's beak is used to peel fruit and catch smaller animals for food.

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Minnow Let ________ if you're interested.
Tadpole
Minnow
Turtle
Bass
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Generally used for fishing bate, this small fresh-water fish generally swims in large shoals. They can be found around the world.

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Lion He worked hard. Now he's just ________ around.
Tiger
Lion
Cheetah
Feline
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

These African predators are known for their ambitious hunting styles. They hunt in packs, and take down animals two and even three times their size.

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Husky He isn't fat. He's a little ______.
Big Boned
Rottweiler
German Shepard
Husky
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

A little known fact about Huskies is that they were selectively bred using the fastest breeds of dogs available at the time. That is what makes them so great for pulling sleds.

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What Animal GIF Represents Your Soul? 3 When I go out drinking, I hate it when I break the _____.
Otter
Walrus
Seal
Platypus
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Seals are an interesting animal. They have flippers, but no gills. They live on the land, but rely on the oceans for food.

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Pug When I want someone to shut their mouth, I tell them to put a ______ in it.
Dachshund
Pug
Shih Tzu
Panda
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

You can spot a pug from a mile away by their dark muzzle and compressed nose. Their curled tail also tends to give them away. They're adorable and loyal, but their small snouts can cause breathing problems.

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Owl You don't think I can do it? ______ find a way.
Hawk
Owl
Falcon
Eagle
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Owls are nocturnal, carnivorous birds with about 200 different species. While they are gorgeous and majestic creatures, they generally live and hunt alone.

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What Animal GIF Represents Your Soul? 2 Don't mind my voice. I'm a little ________.
Horse
Pony
Donkey
Zebra
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Horses are beloved animals throughout the world. While they were first domesticated for the purposes of transportation, they have become high-class pets in society.

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Hare Someone's having a bad _______ day.
Hare
Rabbit
Jack rabbit
Bunny
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

While hares are in the same family as rabbits, they have longer ears and live in much smaller groups (if not alone). They are very fast, thanks to their long hind legs.

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Otter What do you mean I'm an animal?! That's ______-ly impossible!
Otter
Platypus
Gopher
Kitten
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Believe it or not, otters are related to weasels, honey badgers, and polecats. Their diets consist mostly of fish and small invertebrates.

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Wildebeest Belle asked Mrs. Potts, "__________ be at dinner?"
Wildebeest
Moose
Bison
Cow
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Wildebeests are basically alive to feed predators. They are technically antelopes and related to cattle, sheep, and goats.

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Herring I don't think you're _______ me right.
Bassing
Tadpoling
Herring
Larking
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

A group of herrings is called an army. No wonder they're always found in large groups. We'd love to have an army covering our backs.

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Gopher If you're hungry, I could _______ food.
Gopher
Hare
Beaver
Otter
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

This was a toughy, but the image is clearly a gopher, not an otter. While gophers live underground, otters generally nest near or in water.

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Grouse I'd let you lick my popsicle, but that is _______.
Nasty
Dangerous
Shellfish
Grouse
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

This game bird has feathers on its legs. A grouse will mainly eat insects and leaves, and their diets usually change with the seasons.

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Intrigue You've got to be ______!
Meowing
Kitten
Waddle
Puppy
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

While commonly referred to as a litter, a group of young kittens is also known as an intrigue. They can also be called a kindle.

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Quokka Polly doesn't want this _______.
Bush Baby
Quokka
Opossum
Red Panda
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

The quokka is a small nocturnal macropod. They're generally pretty small, only reaching about 6 to 7 pounds when they are fully mature.

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Boar I'd give you a pun about pigs, but I don't want to ______ you.
Swine
Piglet
Boar
Warthog
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

A boar is a breed of pig that is usually found in Europe, Africa, and Asia. These little guys are easy to spot, because they have tusks coming out of their mouths.

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Giraffe ________-ing me about my neck?
Elephant
Snake
Long neck
Giraffe
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

The giraffe is the tallest living mammal, and can grow up to 20 feet high. The Northern giraffe has a gestation period of 15 months. That's a long time to be pregnant.

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Gaze ______ upon this wondrous sight! Oh, the sheer number of trash pandas!
Gaze
Lie
Lay
Rain thunder
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

When raccoons congregate to eat your garbage, they are known as a gaze. These North American natives are commonly found scavenging in your trash, making a big mess and being a nuisance.

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Ibex ________ you have no idea what I am.
Ibex
Ikno
iPad
Libex
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

The Ibex is a species of goat with incredibly large horns. They generally live in the European Alps and can weigh up to 150 pounds.

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Whales She doesn't just cry. She ______.
Dolphins
Whales
Screams
Sharks
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

The blue whale is the largest living mammal. It is still somewhat of a mystery to marine biologists, as we have yet to find their breeding grounds and mating patterns.

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Manatee This guy likes to volunteer. He's a real Hu-________-rian.
Manatee
Helper
Blobfish
Whale
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Manatees are big, loveable sea creatures. These gentle giants often find themselves at risk of getting cut up by boat motors, because they are so curious and social.

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Deer She wanted to leave him, so she wrote him a ______ John letter.
Deer
Antelope
Buck
Goat
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Related to moose, chital, and elk, deer are often found in the wooded areas of North America. They can live anywhere from 15 to 25 years.

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Gerenuk I don't like the _______ stuff. It's too cheap for me.
Antelope
Goat
Gazelle
Gerenuk
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

A gerenuk is basically an antelope with a long neck. Its name means "giraffe-necked." These smaller herbivores can weigh up to around 85 pounds.

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Loveliness You can't handle our __________.
Sexiness
Loneliness
Loveliness
Happiness
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

A group of ladybugs is actually referred to as a loveliness. Fun fact about ladybugs: their larva stage can last up to four weeks.

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Alpaca If you take me on a road trip ________ the car.
Llama
Emu
Seal
Alpaca
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

While alpacas are often confused with llamas, they are much smaller. Though they are closely related to llamas, they cannot breed with each other.

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Murder Did you hear about that group of crows pecking at that guy? It was a _______.
Murder
Blood bath
Crime scene
Flock.
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

A large group of crows is called a murder. Therefore, a group of crows you might hear about would be considered a murder... whether or not they were pecking at that guy.

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Emu She made a joke, but I didn't find it ____-sing.
Ammo
Ostrich
Flamingo
Emu
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Only slightly smaller than an ostrich, the emu is the second-largest bird on the planet. Weighing nearly 90 pounds, they can still run up to 30 miles per hour.

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Cheetah Once a _______, always a ______.
Leopard, Leopard
Lion, Lion
Puma, Puma
Cheetah, Cheetah.
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

The cheetah can run up to 75 miles per hour, but it can't sustain that speed. They run so fast, their internal temperatures spike, and if they continue running, they can die.

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Congress Just call us the 115th ______.
Meeting
Cabinet
Senate
Congress
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

A group of salamanders is known as a congress. These amphibians look a lot like lizards, and generally live in moist areas.

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Squid This guy seems mean, but he's just ______-ing around.
Octopus
Yolk
Squid
Jellyfish
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Squids have eight arms, but they also have two tentacles. Their appendages help them measure ares to hide, attract food, and fight off enemies.

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Goat I'm not into jet skies. I'd rather have a ______.
Goat
Lamb
Sheep
Kid
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Goats are closely related to sheep and antelope. Many people breed goats (there are more than 300 breeds) for fun. They also make excellent lawn mowers.

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Troubling It's very ________ to see so many goldfish.
Unnerving
Frightening
Scary
Troubling
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

A group of goldfish is called a troubling or a glint. These freshwater fish are very common aquarium pets, and they're actually related to carp.

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Hog I'd share, but I'm a _______.
Pig
Warthog
Hog
Dog
Correct Answer
Wrong Answer

Hogs are domesticated pigs. Their primary purpose is to be turned into bacon... and ham, pork chops, sausage, etc.

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