1. Bugles
   Doritos
2. Cheetos
   Nachos

Bugles are still around today, but if you saw the commercial for this product that was released in the '80s, you'd probably have an SJW attack. It was both racially insensitive and sexist, all at the same time.

1. Chips A-Large
   Oreo Big Stuf
2. Keebler Giants
   Rice Krispie Treats

Oreo Big Stufs were ten times the size of a regular Oreo cookie, and they were sold in individually wrapped packages. Remember, this was back when people didn't count their children's caloric intake.

1. Biggies
   Roundies
2. Fudgies
   Magic Middles

The outside of a Keebler Magic Middle was a plain cookie, but when you bit into it, your little eyes lit up like the skies. The cookies were a bit dry, but they did their job when it came to a child's chocolate cravings, due to the fudge filling.

1. Fruit Roll-Ups
   Fun Fruits
2. Fruities
   Muties

Packed with fruit juice flavoring, these little gummies stole the show, as most parents thought they might be healthier than gummy bears. Sunkist claimed they were made with real fruit.

1. Hostess Pudding Pie
   Ding-Dong
2. Suzy Q
   Twinkie

There was nothing like getting a Hostess Pudding Pie as a treat when you went to the gas station with your mom. This was, of course, back in the day when your lemonade stand could actually make enough money to get you a snack like this.

1. Trix
   Count Chocula
2. Smurf-Berry Crunch
   Lucky Charms

The Smurfs always made things smurfy — no, really, they replaced a lot of words with "Smurf" — so why not have them introduce a cereal? It was full of blueberries and strawberries (well, fake ones anyway).

1. Snickers
   Twix
2. Kit Kat
   BarNone

BarNone bars didn't last very long, as there was just too much competition out there. However, with the wafer, nut and cream on the inside, these were pretty elaborate candy bars.

1. Kool-Aid Jammers
   Squeezits
2. Cherries
   Hi-C

If you were looking for sugar water in a cheap plastic bottle, you were looking for a Squeezit. We are pretty sure these bottles weren't BPA free, but hey, we made it through the '80s with them.

1. Purplesaurus Rex
   Orange Juice
2. Hi-C Ecto Cooler
   Minute Maid

Everyone loved the taste and pure weirdness of the Hi-C Ecto Cooler. This drink may have been pure citric acid, but it had our favorite paranormal detectives involved, so we loved it.

1. Push-Ups
   Bagel Bites
2. Jell-O Pudding Pops
   Astro Pops

Jell-O made some great pudding, and while you could make it and freeze it, why not just spend three times as much to have it already done for you? We suppose that's what parents thought back then.

1. Ziploc
   Crunchie
2. Whatchamacallit
   Snickers

While this candy bar was more famous in the U.K., it boasted extra Cadbury chocolate. The commercial left a little to be desired, and the slogan was "Thank Crunchie it's Friday" ... meaning a Crunchie bar is God, apparently?

1. Bite Its
   Ritz Bits
2. Cheez-Its
   Handi-Snacks

Kids of the 1980s were always told not to play with their food, so when we finally had a chance to do so with Handi-Snacks, we were ecstatic about it. Soon after, the stick dippers came out, and it was all over.

1. Frog Munchers
   Fish Swimmers
2. Ocean Eats
   Shark Bites

Children love to play with their food, and Shark Bites were all the rage back in the '80s because we could make stories about how WE were the predators, eating the sharks. Never tried them? We highly recommend.

1. Sausage Explosions
   Eatsa Pizza
2. Pizzarias
   Italianos

If you were an '80s kid, you loved two things: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and pizza. It wasn't your fault that pizza was so big back then, but if you tried these chips, you probably knew that they didn't taste like anything but salt and oregano.

1. Giggles
   Smiles
2. Smilies
   Peoples

These cookie sandwiches may have been delicious, but we wouldn't know, because they were way to frightening to eat. When will companies learn to stop putting human faces on our food?

1. Rocky
   Pee Wee
2. The Smurfs
   Mr. T

"I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal" ... or something like that. Mr. T was very popular in the '80s, so in true '80s fashion, he had a cereal named after him. With his work in the Rocky franchise and "The A-Team," Mr. T had all the kids' attention.

1. Ring Pops
   Push Pops
2. Push-Ups
   Pudding Pops

What was better than a Popsicle that didn't melt all over your hand? A Popsicle that didn't melt all over your hand AND had Fred Flintstone on it. They didn't come in many flavors, but boy, were they delicious.

1. Ecto Cooler
   Hi-C
2. Capri Sun
   Minute Maid

If you were lucky enough not to break your straw while inserting it into the pouch, you could enjoy this drink and relax. However, most of the time, the cheap straw just bent and snapped as you were trying to get it in there.

1. Push-Ups
   Surge
2. Ecto Cooler
   Nerds

Nerds are, and will always be, sugar crystals coated in candy (which is also sugar). Eating a box of Nerds is the equivalent to eating a packet of sugar with a fruit flavor, and it is delicious.

1. Fruit Roll-Ups
   Shark Bites
2. Franken Fruities
   Fruit Bars

From Fruit Corners, these were basically just giant fruit snacks. The sugar content was off the charts, and children loved them because children love high fructose corn syrup.

1. Keebler Chocolate Chip Cookies
   Oreos
2. Cookies and Creamies
   Chips Ahoy!

Before they were 1,000 chips delicious, Chips Ahoy! dared you to take a bite of their cookies without getting a chocolate chip. It was nearly impossible, but that could have been because the cookies were so small.

1. Fruit by the Foot
   Fruit Snacks
2. Fruit Roll-Ups
   Shark Bites

Even chimps loved Fruit Roll-Ups. They were real fruit fun, and kids loved the crazy things they did. At least, that's how the song goes. It wasn't a great jingle, but the chimps made the commercial.

1. Rolos
   Snickers
2. Count Chocula
   Butterfingers

"It's chocolate covered caramel from end to end." While the love for Rolos kind of tapered off by the 1990s, these were great candies to buy if you had to split something with a sibling.

1. Bubble Yum
   Fruit Stripe Gum
2. Bubble Tape
   Big League Chew

While Big League Chew told you to only take a pinch, most kids tried to see just how much they could fit in their mouths. The neighborhood hero could always get the whole package in there.

1. Bunnies
   Quik
2. Powder
   Chocolava

This chocolate powder turned regular milk into a milkshake, but thinner. This was before chocolate milk was sold in stores by the gallon. Children loved it because it had way more sugar than Ovaltine. Eventually, Nestle's Quik was renamed Nesquik.

1. Reese's Pieces
   M&M's
2. Snickers Minis
   Butterfinger BB's

Everyone knows "E.T the Extraterrestrial" loved his Reese's Pieces, but children loved them too. These days, if you leave them sitting in a hot car and you attempt to eat them, the peanut butter explodes in your mouth. It's totally worth a try.

1. Chewies
   Fruities
2. Taffies
   Bonkers

Bonkers were somewhere between taffy and bubble gum. They were chewy and fruity (even if they didn't taste like any of the fruit they claimed to be made from), but they were all the rage in the '80s.

1. Biggies
   Ravioli
2. Meat Ballers
   SpaghettiOs

While SpaghettiOs claimed to have a full serving of vegetables, those vegetables were 100% tomatoes. It was a child's first experience with heartburn, but it made for a nice quick snack.

1. E.L. Fudge
   Spinners
2. Fudgebacks
   Cookers

E.L. Fudge cookies were just shortbread dipped in fudge. They tasted exactly like fudge stripes, but kids wanted these because they were shaped like cartoon characters.

1. OJ's
   Orangies
2. Gross
   Citrons

Yes, Kellogg's truly believed it was a good idea to make a cereal that tasted like oranges. Sure, it was weird, and it was clear that kids weren't really into it, because it didn't last very long.

1. Gushers
   Hi-C
2. Kool-Aid
   Capri Sun

Nothing beat watching the Kool-Aid Man smash through a wall and not spill a drop of Kool-Aid from the open pitcher he was carrying it in. At the time, it was perfectly real and made a lot of sense.

1. Cheez-It
   Chicken Biscuit
2. Oreo
   Swiss Cheese

Who doesn't want a cracker that is filled with holes? Nabisco's Swiss Cheese flavor originals were a 1980s crack at baked crackers that were inundated with cheese flavor.

1. Doritos
   Krunch Twists
2. Pringles
   Bugles

The commercial for this product says you have to hear them and see them to believe them. They're basically miniature flavored bread sticks that kids and adults could enjoy.

1. Magic Middles
   Big Softies
2. Oreos
   Fig Newtons

Newtons had more flavors than just fig in the 1980s. There were grape, apple, blueberry and strawberry. The one that really made it, though, was the Fig Newton. These cookies were chewy and completely unique.

1. Kudos
   Quakers
2. Rollers
   Oaties

When you wanted to give your child sugar, but you wanted to look like you were moving toward a healthy snack, you gave them Kudos. To appeal to your child, Kudos were packed with chocolate.

1. Rainbow Circles
   Rainbow Chips Deluxe
2. M&M's Cookies
   Colors of the Rainbow

What happens when you put M&M's in a cookie but don't pay M&M's for their name? Keebler Rainbow Chips Deluxe is what happens. They were delicious cookies, as long as you had a big glass of milk with you.

1. O'Boisies
   Skinnies
2. Skinners
   Idahosies

When it came to inventive names for products, Keebler took it over the top with O'Boisies. They gave a call to Boise, Idaho, while they played with the sound that city name made. Oh Boy!

1. Cheez Balls
   Peanuts
2. Fig Newtons
   Fruit Roll-Ups

Planters (a peanut company) went ahead and made a snack that all kids could love. It was basically a puffy Cheeto shaped like a ball. It was only right to name it the Cheez Ball.

1. Lucky Charms
   Trix
2. Smurf Berry
   Crispy Critters

What do you give your kid when they want animal crackers, but they also need milk? Crispy Critters, of course. If you don't remember the song for Crispy Critters cereal, we won't torture you by singing it, but we will say this: indubitably!