1. You have such a pretty smile, I want to bag it up.
   You have the prettiest eyes in the whole world, and I want to buy them for my collection.
2. Check out this awesome bag I bought at the mall while I was seeing Scott Baio do a signing.
   You're so unattractive that it's distracting me, and I want you to cover your head.

"Bag your face" is one of the Valley Girl slang terms that you hear from the '80s. It might not be the most popular or most used put down, because it was reserved for only the harshest of insults.

1. I knew that.
   That's weird.
2. I didn't know that.
   That has potential.

Back in the '80s, when someone responded to your statement with "no duh," they were basically telling you that you were behind. They were already in the know about that juicy piece of gossip you were sharing or the fun fact that you were delivering.

1. They have to have a bowel movement.
   They have to read.
2. They have to go.
   They have to work.

Oh, did you need me to do the dishes? Sorry, man. I gotta motor. This term later evolved into "gotta run," but it was a great way to tell people that you were out of time and had to get going.

1. Crazy drunk
   Cool
2. Ugly
   Old

These days, crunk means a something a little different, but in the '80s, crunk meant cool or in-style (hip). It was used to explain things rather than people's actions. For example, "That car is crunk!" doesn't mean that your car is crazy drunk.

1. No duh
   You're beautiful.
2. You have a great sense of humor.
   I didn't know that.

It was a little more than "no duh." When you said "Doy" to someone, you were basically telling them that they were stupid for even trying to give you such obvious information. It usually was partnered with an eye roll and a scoff.

1. Something fat
   Something ugly
2. Something amazing
   Something pretty

Dyno was short for dynamite, which was a positive term. People would often use the word to explain something that they were looking forward to or excited for, like a party or a concert.

1. Very attractive
   OK
2. Ugly
   Angry

"Fine" was used to tell someone that they were incredibly attractive. The term was so popular that it was used throughout the 1990s and even in the early part of the 2000s, Most people wouldn't need this term translated for them today.

1. Swearing
   Sleeping
2. Going to school
   Conflict

"Fricking" or "Fricken" was a great way to avoid swearing and the F-bomb in the '80s. The term basically meant "very" or "extremely." For example, someone might say, "I'm so fricking mad right now." However, if they were really that mad, they'd probably actually use the F-word.

1. Creepy person with a mohawk
   Girl who likes rap
2. Weird girl with flat hair
   Attractive girl who likes to have fun

While a freak was once known as someone who was odd or weird, it became something so much more in the '80s. You may have heard the phrase "a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets."

1. To make love passionately
   To grind on the dance floor
2. To kiss in public
   To scream at strangers

While "freak" has many different definitions based on slang meanings, including doing the wild thing, and snapping on someone or going crazy. However, in the '80s, it originally meant to dance provocatively and grind up on your dance partner.

1. A rap star
   A nerd
2. A metalhead
   A freak

While someone might think that a Hessian is a German soldier, in the '80s it was the term used for headbangers who loved smoking cigarettes and marijuana. They had long hair, earrings and torn jeans.

1. Mother
   Brother
2. Teacher
   Best friend

In the '80s, your best friend was considered your homefry. This word evolved from "homeboy," "homey," and "homebread." Home was considered a safe place back then, and your best friend was a safe person, so the connection makes sense.

1. Skate
   Work
2. Surf
   Go to college

If you grew up in the Midwest in the 1980s, you probably didn't hear this slang term very often, but if you lived in the west, you knew that a hotdogger was a surfer. You may have heard the term on the short-lived cartoon, "Beverly Hills Teens".

1. Round
   Fat
2. Awesome
   Ugly

If something in the '80s was beyond cool, it was "tubular." You could use this term to compare two great things and show that one was even better than the other one. For example, you might say "'Rocky' was cool, but 'The Karate Kid' was tubular."

1. Fun
   Terrible
2. Very cool
   Not good

While this term was used before the 1980s as a way to say something was very cool, in the 1980s, Michael Jackson made the term one of the most-used ways to say something was awesome.

1. Tough or ragged
   Fat or Ugly
2. Large or Hard
   Rich or WASPy

While "gnarly" eventually became a new word for cool, it was originally used to describe large, hard to handle waves for surfers. These waves were particularly fun to attempt, and the word gnarly soon became a synonym for cool.

1. Calm down
   Turn on the A/C
2. Find a restaurant
   Give yourself a pat on the back

If someone was freaking out for no reason, they were often told to take a chill pill. This phrase was a great way to tell people that their problems weren't as bad as they thought and that they were overreacting.

1. They punched me.
   They kissed me.
2. They tricked me.
   They hate me.

In general, when someone tried to trick you, they would yell "psych!" then laugh at your shock. This was used in a lot of different ways. For example, if someone offered you a $100 bill, they'd pull it away and yell "psych!"

1. Jelly
   Leave
2. Song
   Sing

While "Jam" currently means a song that you love to listen to, in the '80s it meant to get the heck out of where you were. This term was generally used with a little sense of urgency. If you hopped into your friend's car, you might say, "Let's jam, before my mom sees."

1. A person who lives in the country
   An addendum to a bad day
2. A headbanger
   A broken-down car

Short for *poop* kicker, a kicker was what you might call someone who lived in the country and considered himself a cowboy. You could spot a kicker a mile away in the 1980s, because they wore jeans without holes and flannel shirts.

1. A nerd
   A banger
2. An ugly person
   A prom queen

The term "Noid" was made famous in 1982 by Domino's Pizza. The Noid made your pizza cold and no one liked it. Therefore, the term was used to bully those who were considered nerds and geeks.

1. A girl who liked punk music
   A guy who liked to headbang
2. A girl with big hair
   A girl who liked music

Poofers were the girls who had hair so high that it didn't fit in their yearbook pictures. They kept AquaNet in business for nearly a decade, and some of them continue to wear their hair that high.

1. A police officer
   A professional skater
2. A rapper
   A gas station attendant

Police officers in the '80s were called rollers. This term was specifically for police officers in squad cars. The term either comes from the fact that they would "roll up" on the scene, or their lights would roll.

1. I don't believe you!
   Be quiet!
2. I hear something!
   You're ugly!

In the '80s, "Shut up!" was reserved for times when you were telling an unbelievable story. People would either say it because they needed a minute to process the unbelievable nature of the story, or they wanted you to stop lying to them (even if you weren't).

1. Doing their hair
   Running out of hairspray
2. Freaking out
   Going to the movies

If you were wigging or wigging out in the 1980s, you were going crazy. Of course, in the early 2000s, some might say Britney literally wigged out when she shaved her head.

1. Hello
   Scream
2. Loose
   Yellow

If you saw someone you knew or someone you were familiar with, you might say "yello" instead of "hello." There was really no reason for this change, which is probably why this slang term didn't stick or evolve.

1. Spray painting
   Powerful
2. Skateboarding
   Working

Taggin' was a way to say someone or something was powerful or hard-hitting in the '80s. This term was reserved for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone movies.

1. Very popular
   Fat
2. Very cool
   Skinny

This term was made famous in the movie "Heathers" in the 1980s. "Very" used on its own was a the short version of "very cool." Of course, it just sounds like you can't complete your thought. I guess that would make you very.

1. Haircut
   Show brand
2. Hairspray
   Videogame

A skitch was generally a short haircut that could be hidden under a hat. This type of haircut wasn't very popular in the '80s, but some parents probably got sick of seeing the skater dos.

1. Punching
   Kissing
2. Following
   Killing

To snuff someone in the '80s was to punch them. While snuffing means something quite different now (i.e. snuff films), it wasn't such a bad term back then ... of course, punching wasn't great, but hey, it wasn't murder.

1. Really smart
   Really dumb
2. Really weird
   Really smelly

If someone was acting dumb or disoriented and a little slow, they would be referred to as a space cadet, spacey, a ditz or an airhead. These terms were great ways of making fun of people who weren't quick-witted.

1. A necklace
   Underwear
2. Bras
   Flip-flops

Flip-flops in the 1980s were called thongs or thong sandals. The reason is clear: They were basically thongs for your feet. However, their association with underwear probably put a damper on that name.

1. It's dirty.
   It's too big.
2. It smells.
   It's really cool.

There were a lot of words for "cool" in the 1980s, and tight was one of them. While the word tight later evolved to mean a woman who had a great body, it originally meant cool, because tight things were cool for some reason.

1. A surfer
   Smart and attractive
2. Weird or twisted
   A jock

If something was weird, it was considered warped. Another way to say this was "twisted." While it was rarely used to describe people, people often found movies, songs and books to be warped.

1. In love
   An athlete
2. Ugly
   A punkrocker

Being in love in the 1980s was being sprung. This could be because of Bambi's spring (has sprung) scene where all of the characters become twitterpated.