"If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all."
Thumper reminds us to be kind.
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun."
Mary Poppins always finds a way to make chores bearable.
"Try the grey stuff; it's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!"
Lumiere is thrilled to have Belle for an audience.
"The very things that held you down are going to carry you up and up and up!"
A good lesson for elephants and humans.
"Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked 'Poison,' it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later."
Good thinking, Alice.
"When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming!"
Dory's got the right attitude. Especially for a fish.
"Oh, well. What's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and boring, and completely. . .completely wonderful."
Don't worry, Cinderelly! You'll get to that ball.
"Yes, girlie. Now, make a wish, and take a bite."
Snow White's wish does come true, ironically.
"Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble."
Mufasa tries to teach Simba that courage isn't reckless.
"All this has happened before, and it will all happen again. But this time it happened in London."
From the opening scene, as the Darlings prepare for their evening.
"Oh, that's his name up there. 'Trespassers Will.' That's short for 'Trespassers William.'"
Piglet's grandfather's name was TW, for short.
"Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck."
Poor Genie needed to get out and stretch.
"Some people are worth melting for."
One of the few life lessons to learn from a snowman.
"This I haven't seen in years; this is wonderful! A banded, bulbous, snarfblatt."
Scuttle confuses a pipe for a fine musical instrument.
"Now, 'salagadoola' means 'A-menchika-boola-roo,' but the thingamabob that does the job is 'bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.'"
Fairy godmothers don't have to make sense; they just have to make things happen.
"If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff."
"The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it."
Rafiki is one wise monkey.
"Always let your conscience be your guide."
The Blue Fairy brings the wisdom.
"Do you want to know Father? And I'm just dying to know Mother. It might be so scary that we just might be able to pull it off. "
And so Susan and Sharon embark on their plan to get together yeah yeah yeah.
"For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart."
When looking for fatherly advice, Zeus is pretty much the gold standard.
"Did I say no purple dragons?"
Madame Mim and Merlin have a rollicking wizard duel -- complete with purple dragons.
"Man village? They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him."
Those pesky humans are always trying to convert folks to their side.
"I just don't see things the way he does. I don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad."
Poor Ariel will soon discover some ways the above-water world can be a bad place.
"You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat and only your fleas will mourn you!"
Poor Aladdin. But yeah, he probably does have fleas from hanging out with that monkey all the time.
"Poison them. Drown them. Bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?"
Cruella De Vil will kill puppies whatever way works best.
"There's the usual things: flowers, chocolates. . . promises you don't intend to keep."
Lumiere gives pretty good dating advice to the Beast.
"The heart of a pig! I've been tricked!"
The evil Queen still is not the fairest of them all.
"Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life."
To be fair, we've all been to some pretty stupid tea parties.
"Not to change the subject, but, um... ever chased chickens?"
You better believe that Lady never chased a chicken.
"We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it."
Good advice for the next time you take $20 from mom's wallet.