Can You Finish All of the Best Quotes From “Clueless”?

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By: Katie Ormsby

5 Min Quiz

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Think you know this '90s classic? Prove it! Fill in the blanks and show us just how many "Clueless" quotes you know by heart. Let's see what you've got!

"Ugh, ____ ____!"

Alicia Silverstone played Cher. This is one of her most iconic lines.

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“And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say ‘_______’ on the Statue of Liberty.”

Cher does know how to give a memorable speech!

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“That was way _______, Tai.”

Cher's taken aback when Tai says something mean to her.

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Josh tells Tai, "Be seeing you." She responds, "Yeah, I hope not ________."

Cher tries to makeover everything about Tai, including her vocabulary.

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When Mel sees Cher's dress, he isn't happy — "What the h*** is that?" Naturally, she says it's a dress. He responds, "Says who?" Cher says, “________.”

Oh, Mel. Such a dad ...

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"You're a virgin who can't ________."

Tai says this harsh line to Cher. Brittany Murphy played Tai.

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“You see how picky I am about my _______, and they only go on my feet.”

Cher has high standards when it comes to shoes and boys. Nothing wrong with that!

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"Anything you can do to draw attention to your _______ is good."

Cher says this line while she's crushing on Christian and trying to get him to ask her out.

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Mel says, "You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?" Cher responds, "Totally based on my powers of __________. You proud?"

Like her lawyer dad, Cher can be persuasive.

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“My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where ______ fly at my nose.”

Leave it to Amber to say something so unintentionally funny.

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"Cher's saving herself for ______ ______."

We can't blame any '90s girl for crushing on Luke Perry. Dylan McKay was dreamy!

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"Rollin' with the ______."

Tai learns how to roll with the homies at a house party.

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While being mugged, Cher doesn't want to ruin her dress — “You don't understand. This is an Alaïa!” The mugger asks, "An a-what-a?" Cher tells him, "It's like a totally _______ designer."

Cher does take her fashion very seriously — even when her safety is threatened!

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“And my ______? They don’t feel nothin' like steel.”

Tai and Cher exercise to "Buns of Steel," a popular workout video at the time.

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Dionne says, “Hello, that was a stop sign.” Cher responds, “I totally ________!”

Dionne is Cher's best friend. She was played by Stacey Dash.

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“He does ______ better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?”

Cher is talking about Christian.

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Elton says, "Don't you even know who my father is?" Cher responds, “Ugh, you are a ______ and a half.”

Cher says this to Elton when he's a total snob about Tai.

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“Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do __________.”

Cher says this as she introduces us to Dionne.

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Heather tells Cher, "I think that I remember Hamlet accurately." Cher responds, "Well, I remember ________ ________ accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did."

Cher has obviously seen Mel Gibson's "Hamlet."

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“Do you prefer ‘________ victim’ or ‘ensembly challenged?’”

Cher says this memorable line to Amber.

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“I do not wear ______ hair, OK? Unlike some people I know, like Shawana.”

When Murray tries to explain how a polyester hair extension ended up in his car, Dionne has none of it!

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"Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally _________as you are."

Paul Rudd is pretty adorable!

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"Oh my god, I am totally ________."

Cher says this line after finding out that Christian doesn't romantically like her because he's gay.

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“Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a ________ movie.”

Cher says this line right before Christian walks into her life.

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"Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to _______."

Cher tells us about the "history" of her house.

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"Mr. Hall, I was ______________. I had to haul a** to the ladies."

Cher knows exactly how to argue her way out of a tardy.

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“Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me ______.”

Understandably, Dionne doesn't like being called "woman."

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"Well, you can guess what happened next ... As if! I am only 16 and this is California, not __________."

After Cher and Josh kiss, the camera cuts to Mr. Hall and Ms. Geist's wedding.

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"So okay, you're probably going, 'Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?' But seriously, I actually have a way _______ life for a teenage girl."

We don't know about that, Cher. We wish it was way normal to have her high-tech closet, though!

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"Everything I think and everything I do is ________."

Cher says this line shortly before realizing she's in love with Josh.

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“If I’m too ________ for him, then how come I’m not with him?”

Poor Tai! She *is* too good for Elton, though.

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Cher asks, “Would you call me _______?” Dionne tells her, “No, not to your face.”

Josh tells Cher that he'd die of shock if she ever did something that wasn't ninety percent selfish.

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“She’s a full-on Monet. ... It’s like a ________, see? From far away, it’s OK. But up close, it’s a big old mess.”

Cher compares Amber to a Monet painting.

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“_______ people can be so sweet.”

Cher can't help but play matchmaker for Mr. Hall and Ms. Geist.

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Cher says, “I like this boy and he likes someone else.” ... Mel tells her, “Well, obviously this boy is a complete _________.”

Cher and Mel share a nice moment when she opens up about her crush.

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