1. Tax breaks
   Political concessions
2. A beauty pageant
   The war

"Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war." Trump uttered this one during a heated New York real estate battle, one that dragged on for years, in which he tried to remove tenants from one building in order to make room for another.

1. DENIGRATE THEM
   WIN
2. ATTACK
   RUIN THEM

Trump is known partly for his relentless attacking political style … and his love of all-caps messages. "When somebody challenges you unfairly, fight back - be brutal, be tough - don't take it. It is always important to WIN!"

1. Vital to our country
   Fake
2. Really important
   Biased

Trump often exhorts his disdain of the media. ""The media is—really, the word, I think one of the greatest of all terms I've come up with—is fake."

1. Grabbing
   Plagiarizing
2. Winning
   Sobbing

"My whole life is about winning. I don't lose often. I almost never lose." And given the fact that he rose to become president of America, who can really argue with this Trump quote?

1. Happier
   Even smarter
2. Crying
   Stupid

Trump often lauds his negotiation skills. "Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people."

1. Bargains
   Tanning
2. Hair
   Intelligence

"Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump." Trump uttered this quote in New Jersey in 2017.

1. Great again
   Big again
2. Win again
   Hardcore again

And we will do it one tweet at a time, until the job is done. "Together, We will make America strong again. We will make wealthy again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And yes, together, we will make America great again."

1. Solid gold
   Women
2. Iran
   Hamsters

At the third presidential debate, Trump said, ""Nobody respects women more than me." It's a quote that's been echoed by the media many times since.

1. I'm innocent
   Covfefe
2. This is heartbreaking
   Asdf

In May 2017, Trump took to Twitter with this one: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe." And to this day, no one on Earth has any idea what it means.

1. Shepherd
   Leader
2. Lion
   Citizen of the U.S.

"It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.” This is a Trump tweet from 2016, one in which he repeated the words of Italian fascist dictator Benito Mussolini.

1. Ferrari
   Golf course
2. Skyscraper
   Hair salon

"Owning a great golf course gives you great power." This is a statement that most citizens of the world will never be able to appreciate in their own lives.

1. Banking
   Leading
2. Health care
   Iran

“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.” After vowing to clean up the health care system, Trump realized that the situation was messier than anticipated.

1. Monster
   Supermodel
2. Role model
   Huckster

Trump is not known to mince words, evey with regard to his own family, like when he spoke about the then-pregnant Melania. "She really has become a monster...I mean monster in the most positive way."

1. Communists
   Captured
2. Deserters
   Traitors

Trump made his disdain for John McCain (a Vietnam War survivor) clear on numerous occasions. "He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured."

1. Bomb Iran
   Become a real estate tycoon
2. Write a thesis
   Think big

No one will ever accuse Trump of thinking small in his endeavors. "If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big."

1. Heritage
   Prosperity
2. Golf course
   Religion

“Do not underestimate us. And do not try us. We will defend our common spirit, our shared prosperity.” This was one of Trump's many warnings to the leaders of North Korea in 2017.

1. Walled off to outsiders
   Free
2. In debt
   The very best

Trump sometimes utters inspirational words. In March 2017, he addressed Congress with these words: "All the nations of the world – friend or foe – will find that America is strong, America is proud, and America is free."

1. Wealthy people
   Many sides
2. The part of white supremacists
   Poor people

After a woman was left dead during racial conflicts in Charlottesville, Trump seemed to imply that many were at fault for the killing. “We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence on many sides. On many sides.”

1. North Korea
   Hillary Clinton
2. Mexico
   Ted Cruz

Like other presidents, Trump has sworn to complete a massive wall on the U.S.-Mexico border. He upped the ante by saying Americans wouldn't have to foot the bill. "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

1. A real honor
   Much easier
2. A real tearjerker
   A source of joy

Trump seemed especially excited to receive a Purple Heart from a veteran … because he didn't have to take a bullet to get one. “I always wanted to get the Purple Heart. This was much easier.”

1. Pander to violence
   Discriminate against religious groups
2. Taunt it
   Subvert and destroy it

In Warsaw, Trump saw an opportunity to exhibit some ferocity. "Do we have the desire and the courage to preserve our civilization in the face of those who would subvert and destroy it?"

1. Rocket Man
   Mitt Romney
2. Vladimir Putin
   Kim Jong Il

In 2017, Trump began taunting North Korea's leader with the nickname "Rocket Man." "The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea. Rocket Man is on a suicide mission."

1. Farmers
   Poor people
2. Americans
   Kids

Trump has made it clear that parenting is not his thing. “I like kids. I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds, and she’ll take care of the kids."

1. Below average
   Genius
2. Fairly smart
   Super smart

Trump often speaks about his high regard for his own intelligence. In January 2018, he took to Twitter to express this idea: "I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!”

1. Gold
   Real estate
2. A nice hot tub
   This statue of me

Trump's fondness for business deals and real estate is common knowledge. "It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate."

1. The politicians
   The children
2. The physicists
   The best

In June 2015, Trump spoke about Mexican people coming across the border. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you … they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

1. Transporter
   Shiny escalator
2. Tiny crack
   Big fat door

Trump has been adamant that all immigrants come into the country legally, especially on the southern border. “We have to have a wall. We have to have a border. And in that wall we’re going to have a big fat door where people can come into the country, but they have to come in legally.”

1. America
   All-time
2. The new century
   140 characters

Trump's used social media and Twitter to great effect throughout his poltical career. He said, in reference to Twitter's character limit, "somebody said I’m the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters."

1. Horses
   Assault weapons
2. Muslims
   Cocaine

In 2015, Trump singled out one group as potential troublemakers and committed to keeping them out of the country. “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.”

1. The BEST
   A little unhinged
2. An overlord
   An underdog

Although he was born into a wealthy family, Trump likes to portray himself as an underestimated outsider to the system. "I always want to think of myself as an underdog."

1. 1973
   The age of 12
2. A year ago
   A minute ago

In 2015, Trump told Fox, “The line of ‘Make America Great Again,’ the phrase, that was mine, I came up with it about a year ago, and I kept using it, and everybody’s using it, they are all loving it." In reality, Ronald Reagan came up with the slogan in the '80s.

1. Russia
   ISIS
2. America
   Melania

In 2015, ISIS was still running rampant in the Middle East, torturing and killing innocents. Trump said, "I’m the worst thing that’s ever happened to ISIS."

1. A goldmine
   A beacon of liberty
2. The BEST
   Unstoppable

In one much-replayed speech, Trump touts America's combined powers. "When America is united, America is totally unstoppable."

1. All Democrats
   The Burrito Supreme
2. Hot salsa
   Hispanics

Trump, like most presidents, has had more than one public relations gaffe with potential voting groups. "Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!"

1. Probably right
   Dead on
2. Sadly mistaken
   Pretty dumb

In 2015, Trump took to Twitter to say his life of accomplishment was far from over. "Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken."