Complete These Common Phrases and Discover Your Mental Age!

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Complete These Common Phrases and Discover Your Mental Age!
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About This Quiz

It would be hard to get through life without hearing someone say that you are as old as you feel. You've heard it so much because it's true! Some folks can have young bodies, but make more responsible decisions that people twice their age. It all depends on something called the mental age. 

Your mental age is usually different from the age your birth certificate shows. Your mental age is the age you are inside your mind. It involves the way you think, the things you say, the decisions you make, and the way you complete these common phrases. 

As we go through this quiz, we are going to access your mental age by the way you fill in the blanks we leave you. Will you choose the traditional completion of the phrases we present, or will you choose to go your own way and use a different word? There are no right and wrong answers, and you should feel free to respond the way you see most fitting for your personality. 

If you're ready to find out if you are an old soul or if you are forever young, you've come to the right place. Have some fun with these phrases, and we'll reveal your exact mental age. Let's do it! 

Drop it like it's ______.
An egg drop.
A hot potato.
Hot.
Snot.

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Slow and steady wins the _________.
Retirement plan.
Race.
Extra snooze button time.
Wine.

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The early bird gets the ___________.
Continental breakfast.
Buttkisser award at work.
Coffee.
Worm.

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All's fair in love and _________.
Divorce.
War.
Soccer.
Nude beaches.

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Birds of a feather ________________.
Start to annoy one another after a while.
Drink Coke together.
Flock together.
Poop on cars together.

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Stop making a mountain out of a ___________.
Molehill.
Anthill.
Nothing.
Lego.

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He was a man of _________.
Many lovers.
Distinction.
Few words.
His loins.

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That's not really my cup of _________.
Prune juice.
Tea.
Bourbon.
Milk.

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We were like two ships passing in the __________.
Universe.
Hallway.
Night.
Club bathroom.

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You shouldn't let anyone rain on your ___________.
Parade.
Sunny day.
Brilliant soul.
New toilet seat.

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I'm doing my best to roll with the _____________.
Tide.
Dough.
Punches.
Kids.

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I'm willing to go out on a __________.
Luxury yacht.
Pier.
Limb.
Date.

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She let the cat out of the __________.
Carrier.
Bag.
Front door.
Cage.

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Please don't poke the _________.
Pillsbury Doughboy.
Produce.
Bear.
Hair.

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Once day we will all be old and long in the __________.
Britches.
Fast lane.
Bathroom.
Tooth.

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It's like finding a needle in a ____________.
Needle factory.
Haystack.
Knitting basket.
Record player.

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No ifs, ands, or _________.
Fluff.
Love.
Buts.
Butts.

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He's not the sharpest tool in the ________.
Toolbox.
Hardware store.
World.
Shed.

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My coworker was feeling a little under the __________.
Weather.
Gun.
Desk.
Table.

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What comes up, must come ___________.
Down.
Around.
Out of taxpayers pockets.
Back to Earth.

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What am I, chopped ___________?
Oysters?
Ham?
Onions?
Liver?

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I feel as sick as a _________.
New black dress.
Dog.
Cat.
New horror film.

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I tend to bite off more than I can __________.
Swallow.
Stomach.
Chew.
Vomit.

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He feels stuck between a rock and __________.
An ex-wife.
A hard place.
Another rock.
Mudhole.

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You are barking up the wrong ________.
Leg.
Branch.
Rope.
Tree.

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Let's just address the elephant in the _________.
Aquarium.
Room.
Air.
Bar.

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Gardening is as easy as ________.
Pie.
Shopping.
Breathing.
Not gardening.

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If it ain't broke, don't ___________.
Touch it.
Fix it.
Buy it again.
Talk about it.

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If you can't stand the heat, get out of the ___________.
Boiler room.
Sun.
Fire.
Kitchen.

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Out of the pot and into the __________.
Mouth.
Flame.
Frying pan.
Bed.

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