Could You Hack It As a Vegan?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Could You Hack It As a Vegan?
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About This Quiz

While many people can make it as vegetarians, the demands of veganism - not just no meat or fish, but no animal products of any kind - are much harsher. Could you stick to a vegan diet? Take this quiz to find out!
What is bacon?
A piece of my friend
Something I don't eat
So good, I miss it
Manna from heaven

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What has the right fat in it?
Nuts, avocados, etc
Oil
Um... almond milk?
Chicken!

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What is a hearty meal?
Bean burrito
Veggie burger
I haven't had one in so long, I don't know.
I don't know, but it has meat in it.

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What food is surprisingly vegan?
Oreo cookies. Ooooh yeah.
Milk... from a nut!
I wish I knew.
I don't care.

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How do you know someone is a vegan?
By what they eat and their glowing aura
By their trim waistline
By their miserable face
Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why is veganism good for you?
Low in fat, high in smugness
It's healthier.
It means you're better than other people.
It's not, it sucks.

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Why is veganism bad?
Um, it isn't.
It's hard to dine with others.
It's hard to eat enough.
It's super annoying.

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What do you give up for the planet, besides meat?
Flights
Gas guzzler
I put the AC on 73 instead of 72.
Nothing, it's our planet and we should do what we like.

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Do you wear leather?
Of course not. Would you wear your best friend?
No, faux is just as good.
I have leather shoes but not jackets.
Yes, and I look great.

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Do you recycle?
I compost, recycle, and shop in ways that lessen my carbon footprint.
I recycle.
I do if the right bins are there.
Nah.

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Do you like feeling superior?
I love it.
I like it.
I feel weird about it.
I don't care about it.

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Are you superior?
Yes, but I don't brag.
Yes, and I tell people about it all the time.
Sometimes
Only when I get grilling.

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Are you religious?
I am religious AND spiritual.
I am spiritual.
I am religious.
I have no ideology.

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Do you own a pet?
No, I have an animal companion.
No, owning animals is wrong.
Yes, a fish.
I have a cat.

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Are zoos good?
Sometimes, as they boost conservation efforts, raise awareness, and are mostly staffed by animal lovers.
No they are evil! Shut them down!
They're evil but fun.
I love zoos!

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Ever been to SeaWorld?
No, that's like a torture camp.
Once, but I felt bad the whole time.
Yes, as a kid.
I have a season pass.

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You inherit a fabulous fur coat from the 1930s. What do you do with it?
Auction for an animal charity.
Wear it but feel really bad.
Wear it. It's not like that animal is coming back.
Wear it with pride!

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Have you ever killed your own dinner?
Only through habitat loss and my carbon footprint.
No, that's murder.
I went fishing with my grandpa as a kid.
I only live on what I kill.

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Do you grow veggies?
I grow all my own, organically.
I grow a few tomatoes and herbs.
No, but I read Goop which is practically the same thing.
Yes, but I also raise chickens and goats.

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When are blackberries in season?
Late August through the first frost
Summer and fall
Summer
No idea

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You meet a strange dog. How do you refer to said dog?
Him or her
The doggiekins!
It
By its name which I totally read off the collar.

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What kind of chocolate do you like?
Fair trade cocoa, dark
Dark
Milk. Sorry.
All chocolate!

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How's your cholesterol?
Zero bad, lots of good
Mostly OK
It comes and goes.
Terrible, honestly.

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Who's your favorite president?
Clinton
FDR
Lincoln. He just looks vegan, you know.
Teddy Roosevelt

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What's your favorite movie?
"Blackfish"
"Free Willy"
"The Black Stallion"
"The Lion King"

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What group do you support?
PETA
Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
Greenpeace
American Fisheries Society

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Ever been to a protest march?
Every week!
Twice a year
Once
No

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Do animals have rights?
Obviously, they're the same as people.
Yes, even though we are different.
Not as many as us, but some.
No, but we should be kind to them because of our responsibility.

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How anxious are you about climate change?
Terrified
Very worried
A little concerned
In denial

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How do you get things from the supermarket?
Tote bags
Paper bags
Delivery service
Plastic bags

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