Create the Perfect Relationship and We'll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky
By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
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About This Quiz
Want to know how you really are in the bedroom? Are you the kinky type, or do you like to play things safe? You could also be playful and mysterious, or you can swing both ways depending on your mood. You may think you're one way in the bedroom, but you'll only find out your true nature after taking this quiz! So here's how this quiz will work. We'll throw 30 questions at you about your perfect relationship. Picture your ideal crush and what they're really like. Are there certain personality traits that matter more to you, like humor or intelligence? What about how often they call you? Would you want it to be every day or just once a week? We'll also ask you a few questions about yourself just to get to know you better. For example, what kind of perfume do you like? Do you like scents that are more exotic and pronounced? Or do you like soft scents that are flowery in nature? These are the types of questions that will help us determine how kinky or vanilla you really are! Now that you know what kind of questions will be on this quiz, it's time to step up to the plate to see who you really are!
START QUIZ
What's the first thing you notice about a crush?
How often would you want your crush to text you?
A few times a month is fine by me.
Are you a spontaneous person?
No, I like to play things safe.
It depends on the activity
It depends on the person I'm with
What matters more to you: looks or personality?
Neither one matters to me.
Both matter to me equally.
Do you like surprises?
Only if it's from someone I trust
What would you do if your crush gets a little clingy?
I'd politely tell him to tone it down.
I love it. I'd be clingy right back to him!
I'd tell him to back off.
I'd probably just ignore him so he gets the hint.
You and your crush have the day off. What are your plans?
Stay at home and watch TV
It's date night. What's your outfit of choice?
Something red and alluring
A cute little black dress
Something in the middle, not too sexy but not too casual
What's your type?
Someone shy and introverted
Someone handsome and muscular
Someone creative and crafty
Someone who can be both outgoing and a little shy
Your crush wants to gamble $1000 at a casino. What do you do?
Politely question him about it
One-up him by gambling $2000
Reluctantly agree with it
I'd gamble too, but probably not as much as $1000.
What kind of gifts would you want on Valentine's Day?
What's your dessert of choice?
Something low in calories
You spot your crush flirting with someone else. How do you handle it?
I would break up with him.
Flirt with someone else to make him/her jealous
Get his attention back somehow
Are you into nicknames?
I like some nicknames, like sweetie or baby.
It depends how far into the relationship we are
Picture the marriage proposal. What's it like?
Just the two of us at my place
Where would you want to marry your spouse?
A wedding is not really a necessity.
It's the night of your honeymoon. What's going on?
Sleep because we're tired
We're about to make some magic happen.
Order a pizza for us because we're hungry.
Watch the sun go down from our​ hotel room
Which of these traits describes your ideal crush?
You and your crush are going to see a movie. Which genre do you pick?
Do you want your crush to be more feminine or masculine?
How far into the relationship do you want to be before the topic of marriage comes up?
Marriage is not really a necessity.
How many kids would you want with your crush?
You want to surprise your crush with a cute outfit. What does it look like?
Something that covers everything
I'll just let him pick an outfit.
How often would you want to see your crush?
Whenever we have the day off
What kind of job would you want your crush to have?
Something business-like, like a CEO
A vet or someone who has a career with animals
Which of these meals would you make for your crush?
A safe choice, like chicken with mashed potatoes
Something we can both make, like tacos!
Something intricate and complex, like paella
Do you think it's cute if your crush is scared of spiders?
I can understand if it's a really big spider.
It's really not a big deal.
Picture your crush driving over to pick you up. What kind of vehicle does he own?
It's DIY night. What are you two making?
We're going to color in our coloring books.
Chocolate-covered strawberries
Your crush wants to get up early to watch the sunrise. How do you feel about this?
Get a little kinky in bed with him first
Just 20 more minutes of sleep, then we can go.
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