Describe Your Car and We'll Be Able to Guess Your Relationship Status!

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How often do you vacuum your car?
Once a month
Every few days
Once a week
Hardly ever

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How much do you wash your car?
Only when it is really dirty
I hand wash it all the time
Once a month or so
Pretty much never

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How often do you change your oil?
Every six months
Every two months
Every four months
When the warning light comes on

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Do you ever check the air pressure in your tires?
Only when it seems flat
Sure, I do it often.
Only before a big trip
Only when I have a flat

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How often are kids and/or dogs in your car?
Never.
Hardly ever.
All the time!
It depends on what is going on with my life.

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Do you have a booming sound system in your car?
I wouldn't call it "booming," really.
Totally!
It's decent.
My sound system is broken.

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Do you have, or want, a convertible?
Nah.
That sounds awesome!
It's not my scene at all.
Maybe.

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Do you care how fast your car goes?
I couldn't care less.
Of course!
No, but I am interested in performance.
Not really.

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Which car movie is your favorite?
"Smokey and the Bandit"
"The Fast and the Furious"
"Cars"
"Mad Max"

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Have you ever revved your engine at a red light?
Not on purpose.
Sure I do!
No, that is totally lame.
I used to.

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How many bumper stickers do you have?
One
None
Two
Three or more

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Do you know a lot about automotive history?
About what?
I know a fair amount.
Yeah, I am kind of a nerd that way.
Not really.

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Can you change your own oil?
I can, but I don't want to.
Of course!
I would have no idea what to do.
I might be able to.

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Where do you park your car?
In a one-car garage
In my driveway
In a two-car garage
On the street

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Do you own a lot of tools?
I own a few.
Yes, I own tons.
Not really.
I don't own a single one.

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What might we find under your seats?
A map
Lots of change
Kids' toys
A McDonald's bag

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Do you have kids under 18?
Nope!
Not that I know of!
Yup!
Yes, but they don't live with me.

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Where do you drive when you go shopping?
The farmers' market
A local supermarket
A chain supermarket
A convenience store

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Do you think a lot about the effect your car has on the environment?
I think about it a lot.
Not particularly.
I do, and I feel guilty about it.
No, I have other things on my mind.

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Do you have a TV in your car?
No. That's so lame.
No, but I have thought of it.
Yes! It's great good for long trips.
No, I can't afford that.

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What is the best reason to have leather seats?
They warm up quicker.
They look cool.
They are easy to clean.
They are comfortable to sleep on.

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Do you think of your car as a way to meet someone of the opposite sex?
No, that is lame.
Of course!
No, I am taken.
Yes, but it never works.

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When was the last time you went off-roading?
Within the year.
I would never mess up my ride by doing that.
When I was a lot younger.
You mean on purpose?

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Is your car good in the snow?
It is okay.
Come on man, I live where it's warm!
Yes! It's excellent.
No! It's awful.

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If you had a truck, what would you do with it?
Use it as my main ride.
Trick it out.
Use it to haul things.
Use it to make money at odd jobs.

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What do you think of Hummers?
Totally lame.
Totally cool.
They would be fun to drive, but who can afford one?
I would drive anything. I'm not picky.

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What type of music are you likely to be cranking?
Indie rock
Rap
Disney songs
Country

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Do you truly enjoy driving?
I don't mind it.
I love it!
I like it for short distances.
I hate it.

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Do you like feeling powerful when driving?
I am not sure what that means.
I love it!
I have to admit, I kind of do.
I do, but it never happens.

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Is saving money by having a smaller and cheaper car a priority for you?
Somewhat.
Not at all.
It might be, but a "small and cheap" car isn't an option.
Very much so.

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